I'm a deployed marine in Afghanistan. My wife has spent every dollar I have made. On top of that she went out with a guy she used to date and got a DUI. She took a loan out in my name to pay for it. Fuck marine wives.
That's a complicated question to answer. It hasn't - but it'll need to be creative. Even chuck norris posters are ok... if new and creative. I understand that you don't know what's been chuck'd out here, but you have to trust the mods. Scary, but true.