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DO YOU EVER NOTICE... - When you stand Capt America up next to Deadpool Cap seems a little light in the loafers... or is it just me? demotivational poster

demotivational poster DO YOU EVER NOTICE...
DSATHeDRiZZLe  #71613 Created September 22, 2009

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TheTrashHeap - March 29, 2010, 10:44 am
Look what I found.....
booger13 - March 29, 2010, 10:24 am
notice the blue vegi has the "i dont like fish" look n the yellow "we are best friends because he is not a threat" Shrug.... THANK GOD cap loves Fish cus if he didnt that would unPATRIOTIC
MrBlack - February 8, 2010, 8:04 pm
I'd be more chivalrous if I wasn't already full of apathy and twisted humor. And if people thanked me for actually being considerate instead of callin me an asshole. Next time I'll smack em with the door.
omnia - December 3, 2009, 10:13 am
chivalry is also alive in Holland/the Netherlands
CANADA - November 26, 2009, 1:47 am
Thank you. kinda raised with respect in mind, I guess it actualy took roots
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 1:44 am
Who says Chivalry is dead? The English just don't practice it anymore, but it's alive and well in Canada. Cheers!
CANADA - November 26, 2009, 1:44 am
then i mop the floor with them
CANADA - November 26, 2009, 1:43 am
im not that big (5'11 185lbs) so they tend to blow me off, kinda like WTF are you gona do?
CANADA - November 26, 2009, 1:42 am
Because i rarely start them. I've been banned from a couple bars and kicked out of lots of concerts. three quarters o all my fights are because im with girls. someone gives them a hard time then i step in.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 1:37 am
By the way...do you have some kind of James-Bond-license-kill thing? How have you not been arrested for fighting yet?
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1 UP - There's definitely a 1 up her, that's for sure demotivational poster

demotivational poster 1 UP
jay c  #71545 Created September 21, 2009

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Bartimaeus - September 21, 2009, 11:20 pm
The question is where Mario fits! Waka! waka! waka!
Pacifist - September 21, 2009, 9:12 pm
Thank you for answering, I never played this game and I am not sure where the princess fits into this scene.
Bartimaeus - September 21, 2009, 8:51 pm
Well you see the 1 represents his *****, going up where that appendage traditionally goes...yeah...
Pacifist - September 21, 2009, 8:48 pm
So many unanswered questions.
Bartimaeus - September 21, 2009, 8:24 pm
errrrr...that pun is a little lackluster. There's just no kick to it; it just sorta falls flat, but you found a good pic. Overall, I'll give you a three out of five.
Pacifist - September 21, 2009, 8:23 pm
Up her where?
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INNER BEAUTY - demotivational poster


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demotivational poster INNER BEAUTY
 #71543 Created September 21, 2009

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agdaniele - September 22, 2009, 12:27 am
Look what I found online!!!
Informator - September 21, 2009, 9:50 pm
the likely hood of someone finding that picture, and posting it with the following caption is pretty high, it probly wasnt the woman in the photograph that posted it. but if i am wrong, i stand corrected.. >.
Pacifist - September 21, 2009, 9:13 pm
Alright, the tire stuff was a bit funny - but that's only because i'm hefty myself.
Bartimaeus - September 21, 2009, 9:01 pm
By the way, "witless?" That hurts. I thought I was quite good at this. *crying on the inside*
Bartimaeus - September 21, 2009, 8:46 pm
Then...what is the problem? If she's not mad, sad, or stressed out...all is well. Right? A good ribbing is in fact completely appropriate. Everyone gets a good laugh and no one is offended. A m I missing something?
Pacifist - September 21, 2009, 8:45 pm
Oh come on now! You're not hurting me with your light hearted witless banter, I don't identify with her, I'm not that good looking.
Pacifist - September 21, 2009, 8:43 pm
But, she's not complaining! In fact the reason for the motifake all-in-good-fun light hearted jab was just because she wasn't complaining.
Bartimaeus - September 21, 2009, 8:41 pm
jelly." Plus, its the internet, a place full of faceless assholes like us; its not like a cop is pulling over for exceeding her prius' weight limit--Though, I can imagine those tires are low. She can still go about her life as healthy and happy as ever.
Bartimaeus - September 21, 2009, 8:38 pm
One must roll with the punches and, if she's really that uncomfortable with herself, she can work to change it. Its not like obesity is a birth defect. Why can't they all be jolly, like Santa Claus. You never hear him complaining about a "bowl full of
Pacifist - September 21, 2009, 8:33 pm
I'm thinking she had to endure more "jokes" than usual or there wouldn't be a light-hearted all-in-good-fun threat of escalation now.
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LESBIANS - Are into Finger Painting. demotivational poster


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demotivational poster LESBIANS
Lex  #71539 Created September 21, 2009

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elixiri - July 11, 2011, 2:00 am
that is not lesbians. They are ordinary straight couple.
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