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WHY GET MARRIED? - Just find a woman you don't like and buy her a house demotivational poster

demotivational poster WHY GET MARRIED?
gil  #71677 Created September 22, 2009

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Sean - September 23, 2009, 4:16 pm
*drops fists and runs away from computer*
LogicDude - September 23, 2009, 3:38 pm
So, what you're saying is my ability to type in ALL CAPS won't help me in an actual fist-fight? WELL I SAY IT WILL!!!
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 2:30 am
Naturally. Or looser than the steering on a 1975 Lincoln Continental.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 2:21 am
I concur......as long as there isn't a rollover on the Kilometer meter.
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 2:17 am
That's not my style... I'll always prefer experience (in moderation) over that new-car smell.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 2:15 am
LMAO.....It's all in the journey, not the destination.....which is often prison.
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 2:14 am
Too farther?
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 2:14 am
Never was a fan... they're too gamey. It's like a salmon and yeast flavored fruit roll-up.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 2:11 am
Broken hearts can always be mended by broken hymen........too far Moooooo, too far.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 2:10 am
Never broke my nose, Couple scars in my eyebrows and several broken fingers though........Motigake?....BAD NAZI...BAD!
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BEARSHARKTOPUS - Awesome just found a new definition. demotivational poster


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demotivational poster BEARSHARKTOPUS
Boppick  #71676 Created September 22, 2009

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Treehodger - February 18, 2010, 11:35 pm
omfg, lmao @Sean
Mika - September 23, 2009, 3:23 am
no its a bearktopus o.o or an sharktopusbear?
Sean - September 22, 2009, 11:59 pm
... gangbang Bambi? C'mon? we all know that that's where this was going all along.
MrRandom - September 22, 2009, 11:58 pm
I'd watch it.
BuZZbomb - September 22, 2009, 11:57 pm
Mega-Shark vs. Giant Octopus vs. Gentle Ben
Sean - September 22, 2009, 10:49 pm
AMSOME Look elsewhere. And good luck with that.
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LIGHTEN UP. - Francis. demotivational poster


TAGS: anyone touches my stuff and i ll kill you

demotivational poster LIGHTEN UP.
Awesome.  #71667 Created September 22, 2009

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"SEMPER FI" - Means-"Mess with democracy and we'll slap you so hard your ancestors will feel it." demotivational poster


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Todd Snyder  #71657 Created September 22, 2009

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GySgt1811 - September 24, 2009, 6:46 pm
And I got you again. Thanks for the game. Beer call.
Zed - September 24, 2009, 5:33 pm
*in best South Park voice* TIMMIE!!!!
GySgt1811 - September 24, 2009, 12:23 pm
Tag. You're it.
Zed - September 24, 2009, 1:11 am
Ah, I see. GySgt1811 is Timmying the Timmie.
Zed - September 24, 2009, 1:10 am
So now you go all Spelling Nazi? That's sauteed in FAIL, GySgt1811...
GySgt1811 - September 23, 2009, 4:48 pm
(Koff...Koff, Semper Fidelis, Koff...Koff)
Zed - September 23, 2009, 3:36 pm
Loyal has fewer letters/characters than faithful, and I was at the limit.
GySgt1811 - September 23, 2009, 1:07 pm
(Koff...Koff, Always Faithful, Koff...Koff)
Zed - September 23, 2009, 1:22 am
As a former Marine,(and I'm sure Todd already knows)"Semper Fi" is truncated Latin for Semper Fidelus, in English: Always Loyal. I may disagree with Todd's politics, but as long as we remember the Constitution and our oath, I'd stand by him on this.
Pacifist - September 22, 2009, 10:38 pm
Constipation can make folk irritable!
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LogicDude  #71640 Created September 22, 2009

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Sotesf - October 7, 2009, 7:55 pm
sadly they get taken advantage of more than female blonds
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