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MARINES

Be Safe! Sleep with one.

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Anonymous - November 17, 2008, 9:31 am,
Marines don't have a football team like the Army & Navy because they're taught to protect the U.S.A., not some ball.
Inconceivable - November 17, 2008, 9:35 am,
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
Inconceivable - November 17, 2008, 9:36 am,
Anyone else got something irrelevant to add?
Culos - November 17, 2008, 9:39 am,
It seems difficult to aim if you hold your weapon like this
english--and proud - November 17, 2008, 9:41 am,
Maybe he is duck hunting ..
ChairmanOfTheBored - November 17, 2008, 9:44 am,
Careful, Anonymous gets very upset if you insult the marines. To the point he loses all concept of grammar, punctuation and sentence structure.
Culos - November 17, 2008, 9:48 am,
Nobody insults the Marines, Duck hunting is serious business. What's more he comes prepared. After shooting the duck he can use his bayonet for BBQ purposes.
barockeva - January 13, 2009, 1:10 pm,
No wonder the marines are having such a hard time over seas, look how out dated their weapons are! And that uniform makes them moving targets against the sand
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 13, 2009, 1:40 pm,
Well, in response to that I can say Timmy Timmy Timmy Timmy Timmy Timmy Timmy Timmy Timmy !
anti - January 18, 2009, 8:32 pm,
you have a really REALLY good point
none - February 12, 2009, 1:38 pm,
you can go fuck yourself barock, ignorant assholes like you can only say that shit because they're the ones who fucking go out and defend your worthless freedom. They don't even fucking care about recognition, they do their fucking job while you lay
none - February 12, 2009, 1:38 pm,
around the house drinking beer and scratching your ass watching the superbowl with the ac on, join the military and see if your worthless ass will make fun of them now.
Elder God Douchebag - February 12, 2009, 1:41 pm,
He's a Timmy. I wouldn't even begin to get bent out of shape over what he says. We're in the process of weeding out Timmys, so bear with us.
Mark - February 12, 2009, 2:04 pm,
I don't want to sleep with one but I sleep a lot better knowing that we have them. All service members have sacraficed for us to be able to tap away at our keyboards saying whatever we want. The right thing to do is to say Thank You and then move along.
none - February 13, 2009, 11:03 pm,
exactly, many people don't even know how good they have it. They're taking advantage of what they have and complain like a bitch when it's gone.
moooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - March 25, 2009, 2:06 am,
Hey Mark. You do realize that there are other countries besides the U.S on this planet right?....
WTFO - March 25, 2009, 2:26 am,
Absolutely, there are other countries. We've been saving many of their hides for decades.
mallen - April 18, 2009, 4:49 am,
Does it come in female?
NiteStryker - June 15, 2009, 9:29 pm,
the cpl is a boot ass mofo. Only a firewatch and 60 days in fleet.
LogicDude - June 16, 2009, 8:53 am,
The female version is known as a BAM = "Broad-Assed Marine"....just don't say it within earshot of them or they'll kill you with their bare hands and use your skin as a rug.
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