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VANITY - Beauty's sister is vanity, and its daughter lust. demotivational poster


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demotivational poster VANITY
Cubbybear  #30785 Created November 16, 2008

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Treehodger - February 3, 2010, 8:13 pm
I think I worded that right? Idfk. I have to read "The Kite Runner", so I am not up to par (Had I ever been...) with- fuck it I quit. I need a beer.
Treehodger - February 3, 2010, 8:12 pm
I did not know Paris Hilton was Beauty's neice? Zing.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 17, 2008, 12:05 am
One of your better posters, man.
Dr. Manhattan - November 16, 2008, 10:24 pm
I love it! Five fluffy, gold mammals.
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MARINES - Be Safe! Sleep with one. demotivational poster


TAGS: marines

demotivational poster MARINES
 #30783 Created November 16, 2008

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LogicDude - June 16, 2009, 8:53 am
The female version is known as a BAM = "Broad-Assed Marine"....just don't say it within earshot of them or they'll kill you with their bare hands and use your skin as a rug.
NiteStryker - June 15, 2009, 9:29 pm
the cpl is a boot ass mofo. Only a firewatch and 60 days in fleet.
mallen - April 18, 2009, 4:49 am
Does it come in female?
WTFO - March 25, 2009, 2:26 am
Absolutely, there are other countries. We've been saving many of their hides for decades.
moooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - March 25, 2009, 2:06 am
Hey Mark. You do realize that there are other countries besides the U.S on this planet right?....
none - February 13, 2009, 11:03 pm
exactly, many people don't even know how good they have it. They're taking advantage of what they have and complain like a bitch when it's gone.
Mark - February 12, 2009, 2:04 pm
I don't want to sleep with one but I sleep a lot better knowing that we have them. All service members have sacraficed for us to be able to tap away at our keyboards saying whatever we want. The right thing to do is to say Thank You and then move along.
Elder God Douchebag - February 12, 2009, 1:41 pm
He's a Timmy. I wouldn't even begin to get bent out of shape over what he says. We're in the process of weeding out Timmys, so bear with us.
none - February 12, 2009, 1:38 pm
around the house drinking beer and scratching your ass watching the superbowl with the ac on, join the military and see if your worthless ass will make fun of them now.
none - February 12, 2009, 1:38 pm
you can go fuck yourself barock, ignorant assholes like you can only say that shit because they're the ones who fucking go out and defend your worthless freedom. They don't even fucking care about recognition, they do their fucking job while you lay
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JEW JITSU - Touch gloves and LET'S GET IT ON! demotivational poster

demotivational poster JEW JITSU
 #30763 Created November 16, 2008

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GOOD MORNING - Let the stress begin demotivational poster

demotivational poster GOOD MORNING
Vanner  #30734 Created November 16, 2008

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TigerKid - February 18, 2009, 8:50 pm
They were giving handouts before Obama even won the election
Toussaint - February 18, 2009, 11:20 am
Or maybe the face of the US after becoming dependent of obama's government hand outs.
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MORMON WOMEN - Dull in Bed Don't give Head demotivational poster

demotivational poster MORMON WOMEN
 #30693 Created November 16, 2008

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Dstilwell - July 14, 2011, 8:41 pm
Now what retarded old Christian told you that load of mess? Personally, I'm an atheist. But Mormonism makes more sense than any other 8 bit religion out there. So, in reality, Mormons are not only beautiful, but they're smarter than everyone else. :)
Lena - August 27, 2009, 8:31 pm
Horny virgins.
Sho - April 9, 2009, 1:45 am
Touche
pro - December 6, 2008, 12:24 pm
ZOMGHACKS, when you have finished sucking off your dad, ask him to explain about the caps lock key. And about humour (with a kid like you he must have a lot of it).
ZOMGHACKS - December 6, 2008, 10:11 am
THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!! IM SO MUCH FUNNY!!! I TELL JOKES!!!
pervo - November 16, 2008, 7:08 pm
Hey, you guys! Here's an idea... Maybe Culos is Scott's "girlfriend"!!
Yoda - November 16, 2008, 4:10 pm
I bet you can trick mormons into anything. They're all retards anyway right?
Overlord Douchebag - November 16, 2008, 4:06 pm
That what you said to your boyfriend, Culos?
Culos - November 16, 2008, 4:05 pm
Bring it on.......
pervo - November 16, 2008, 4:00 pm
So are you telling us that Mormon chicks use strap-ons? Are you sure it was a girl that buttfucked you?
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