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THIS IS WHY YOU'RE FAT - Dreams become heart attacks demotivational poster


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demotivational poster THIS IS WHY YOU'RE FAT
Cubbybear  #44552 Created February 12, 2009

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Signe - February 13, 2009, 2:28 pm
Eww that is nasty! I am guessing the glaze is all sugary eh? Yuck, I hate sugar!
LogicDude - February 13, 2009, 2:10 pm
Remember the Krispy Kreme reference from the other poster? That, young lady, is a sandwich made from a Krispy Kreme glazed donut!
Signe - February 13, 2009, 2:03 pm
Mayo Is My Saviour
LogicDude - February 13, 2009, 1:56 pm
MIMS!
Signe - February 12, 2009, 10:49 pm
OK, it's official, my sense of humor is ridiculous (but i love it)
Signe - February 12, 2009, 10:49 pm
This is why you fat, this is why you fat, this is why, this is why, this is why you fat, you fat cause you eat, I aint cause I dont, this is why this is why this is why you fat... Oh my goodness, did I just say I don't eat? *dies of malnutrition*
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BoneCD  #44539 Created February 12, 2009

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Bone - July 5, 2009, 3:58 pm
I was always a shitty teacher...just ask my employees
aggy - July 5, 2009, 3:57 pm
I stand 150% corrected. Thanks, TTH!
TTH - July 5, 2009, 3:56 pm
Knife wielders aggy? More like safety scissors!
aggy - July 5, 2009, 3:55 pm
MO is solid gold today!!!! That Six Flags trip centered you!
Bone - July 5, 2009, 3:55 pm
Silly, they take the Bus
aggy - July 5, 2009, 3:54 pm
Bone.... don't be setting her up. You know where this can lead. Keep in mind, she's not old enough to be jaded yet, and that is where sarcasm flows from... it's the alcoholic "force" - needn't be getting knife-wielders into gunfights... so to speak.
MO - July 5, 2009, 3:53 pm
Pedophilia...is that like riding a bike to Philly?
Bone - July 5, 2009, 3:53 pm
give it right back that is
Bone - July 5, 2009, 3:52 pm
BriaHere; when the boys here start picking on you, dive it right back to them. Just don't be curt, be sarcastic or funny. In turn, we will be too. This is the pinnacle of "What goes around..." in here!
aggy - July 5, 2009, 3:52 pm
See, mooooo? You can stop, too!
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PREPAREDNESS - Has finally been achieved. demotivational poster

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Mark  #44505 Created February 12, 2009

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maoworks2 - November 26, 2011, 9:59 am
I Like That
Zed - October 6, 2009, 9:07 pm
It is my dream firearm, I admit. I just wish it'd finally get out of Research and Development, and onto the market....
Arrogant Knight - October 6, 2009, 9:04 pm
You're obsessed with that shotgun, Zed. I remember you mentioning it at least once before...
Zed - October 6, 2009, 8:58 pm
Once they get the bugs worked out, I want a (South African) Neostaad pump-action shotgun. Twin ammo tubes that hold 8 rounds each, and you can switch between tubes with the flick of the selector switch. Buckshot in one, slugs in the other. WIN!
LogicDude - October 6, 2009, 10:43 am
For zombies you might want a shotty...none in the pic so might be time to go shopping!
Zed - October 5, 2009, 6:31 pm
Impressive, but semi-automatics are more useful against zombies than full-autos. Remember, it only takes one good shot to the brain, wasting half your clip perforating the zombie's torso just gets you eaten in the end.
silvereagle1833 - October 5, 2009, 12:13 pm
Hey "TOOP" You must not have well in school. Metallurgy 101, Fact 1 Magazine springs don't wear due to compression. Fact 2 They wear out from repeated compression and decompression from their use. Proper tempered springs don't wear out. Gysgt. Zinno USMC
Wep - September 27, 2009, 8:01 pm
Might represent preparedness if they weren't mostly Rugers and plastic magazines.
LD0ne - September 12, 2009, 1:57 pm
damn that is awesome
Toop - June 20, 2009, 4:22 pm
Maybe "..." should learn more about magazine springs. Or is that kind of thing below tacticool mall ninjas?
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TIME FLIES - When you're having rum demotivational poster


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WTFO  #44500 Created February 11, 2009

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