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THEDRIZZLE'S NEW DAUGHTER - So what have I learned now that I am a father? Apparently vaginas are like Gremlins... When you get them wet they multiply!!! demotivational poster

demotivational poster THEDRIZZLE'S NEW DAUGHTER
THeDRiZZLe  #75248 Created October 23, 2009

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Haarakkon - October 25, 2009, 10:58 am
Oh my goodness. I kid you not, when I saw Aggy's 6:19 pm comment, the theme from "The Godfather" started playing in my head. Anyway, congratulations, Driz.
Sean - October 25, 2009, 1:45 am
But seriously man. You tell her to talk to her Uncle Sean when she's old enough to start makin' her own demots. And let's just hope she takes after her mother in that regard as well.
agdaniele - October 25, 2009, 1:35 am
Horribly bad oversight on my part... Congratulations, Dad. Papa Drizzle. Just keep her off the pole!!!
Sean - October 25, 2009, 1:30 am
the other letters. Shocking. Or not, really. *snickers* She's too good for ya dude. Congrats!
Sean - October 25, 2009, 1:29 am
She is beuatiful, and let's just hope that she takes after her mother is other ways as well. I mean this is a dude who's burdened this site with hundreds of posters by now and yet he still does not know how to make the "e" in the title smaller than ...
agdaniele - October 24, 2009, 9:23 pm
Re-concur! 5 rejected L's!
Bartimaeus - October 24, 2009, 9:21 pm
Epic caption too. lol I concur. 5/5
agdaniele - October 24, 2009, 9:19 pm
I find it very indicative of Motifake that the poster of such a beautiful joy is actually voted less than a 5L every time... for a great man, a great occasion and a great miracle.
Zed - October 24, 2009, 9:02 pm
I answer the door with an antique "bearded" axe. Usually seems to work.
BoneCD - October 24, 2009, 6:31 am
Some advice Driz; When she gets older, scare the crap out of every guy that comes to the door to take her out. I don't have any kids, but it sure works with the guys that come to take my wife out!
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BERT AND OSAMA - We're pretty much dead now. Just admit it. demotivational poster


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demotivational poster BERT AND OSAMA
beesladesh  #75243 Created October 23, 2009

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Chopperliscious - October 23, 2009, 10:29 pm
Me likes!
Bartimaeus - October 23, 2009, 9:48 pm
lol They could have been seperated at birth! Practically twins!
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THE AWKWARD PAUSE - demotivational poster


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demotivational poster THE AWKWARD PAUSE
spacedog  #75235 Created October 23, 2009

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spacedog - October 24, 2009, 9:07 pm
Yep, this is Barton Fink, which I thought was great, but both were in Miller's Crossing too, an awesome, violent movie. One of my faves.
Sean - October 24, 2009, 8:59 pm
The "text" itself is the perfect finishing touch. I also love the actor on The (our) right. He was the main bad guy in Miller's Crossing. One of my ten favourite movies. But this is Barton Fink, no?
spacedog - October 24, 2009, 8:47 pm
Thanks Sean. It didn't appeal to many, but I like that it's self-fulfilling.
Mr. Nemo - October 24, 2009, 6:04 pm
a good place for a fart joke, everyone loves a good fart joke
Sean - October 24, 2009, 5:32 pm
This is wonderful. Love the "text" ... genius.
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INTERNET FIGHTS - Stupid, pointless, and in this case, real. demotivational poster

demotivational poster INTERNET FIGHTS
Reason  #75232 Created October 23, 2009

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Grimgravy - April 19, 2011, 1:10 pm
This is brilliant and hilarious! Sadly, this bickering has little to do with God or brotherly love.
Reason - October 24, 2009, 9:48 am
i know, doesnt mean this cant be funny because it isnt real. I knew it wasnt real from the get go, said so on the forum where i found it.
BoneCD - October 24, 2009, 6:04 am
back when this was made it was made using the church sign generator (see the original poster # 44725) sorry Reason
Reason - October 23, 2009, 9:52 pm
probably was that site or photoshopped by someone but that someone was not me
el duderino - October 23, 2009, 7:11 pm
In each of the pictures only the words change. Same background, same cars. Fake. Not even funny when you realize someone sat on their computer and made the whole thing up...
rerun - October 23, 2009, 6:57 pm

I think this is phony. The church signs look like the one on the church sign generator site
bill - October 23, 2009, 6:55 pm
this is gold, pure 24 karrot gold
Bartimaeus - October 23, 2009, 6:53 pm
That's hilarious! 5, because I have a pet rock.
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Reason  #75227 Created October 23, 2009

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Grimgravy - April 19, 2011, 1:26 pm
Holy crap! It's not just going in, it came out the other side!
Densaku - January 30, 2010, 3:50 am
One word: OOOOOOOOOOUCH!!!!!!!
Mr. Shiny - January 29, 2010, 1:43 pm
Did his junk make it? First thing I'd be asking if I was him.
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Oh he lived alright. But he always seemed to have a stick up his ass about something or other.....
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Industrial chipper used in logging industry kicked back a log. Don't remember if the guy lived.
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What exactly happened here?
O_O - October 24, 2009, 7:38 pm
That is the longest alias I have ever seen. Amazing...
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Hope it hurts bitch
mmmBingSoo - October 24, 2009, 6:27 pm
uhhh hes shitting logs
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