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THE BIBLE - must be misspelling words again... demotivational poster


TAGS: bible atheists evil

demotivational poster THE BIBLE
Michael  #13060 Created July 22, 2008

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The Big Bang - March 2, 2009, 9:36 pm
Nothing pops into existence, eh? The nerve.
barockeva - December 8, 2008, 3:49 pm
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things. Slap in the face!
RII - August 16, 2008, 11:42 am
Actually religions do tend to propose that things just 'popped into existence,' but, yeah, if we're going to use 'created' Einstein's mom is a more viable candidate.
Sean - August 16, 2008, 10:45 am
... and likewise for his sister. Cuz I hear ... "The Postman always rings twice."
RnR - August 16, 2008, 7:15 am
One thing is sure: Afreds mom was his mom, his dad might have been the postman.
RnR - August 16, 2008, 7:14 am
nothing just "pops into existence", ever. we've got laws of fysics. Some form of "creation" happens, wether it is cells/dna merging or a bearded guy snapping his fingers. Thou definition of a person has little to do with how he/she was "created". One thin
RII - August 15, 2008, 9:31 pm
Born does not equal created. Not by, oh say, fifty IQ points. Want a direct dictionary.com link or could you manage to find it yourself?
RnR - August 15, 2008, 4:04 am
Einstein wasn't born?? OMG, that means Einstein was a little green man from another planet!
RII - August 15, 2008, 2:33 am
Einstein's dad didn't create Einstein you slack jawed asshat, and Einstein cannot be equated to the whole of existence.
Well - August 14, 2008, 10:49 pm
The same way that Einsteins dad didn't create the theory of relativity.
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RELIGION - A really complicated and illogical way of saying "I'm scared of death" demotivational poster

demotivational poster RELIGION
Jazzhole  #13015 Created July 22, 2008

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m1ha1 - November 5, 2009, 4:43 pm
I love you. Prove it. I can't
Bartimaeus - October 24, 2009, 8:14 pm
wtf just happened here? I thought we were talking about baseball. By the way, that questioning guy with the uplifted eyebrow...he's gay. I think I just won this argument. Of course...I am chasing the purple dragon.
bevhillsreborn - October 24, 2009, 8:10 pm
this is all funny, we all know religion is a story, the difference is in medieval times the stories were salvation so peoples stuck by them, but then dragons, they didnt make it past peoples vision.
Bartimaeus - September 29, 2009, 1:04 am
I concur. You're far more tolerable than I thought you would be, far better than the man you probably voted for. When marijuana is legal, we should..."not inhale." lol Yeah, I know it was Clinton who said that; still funny, though.
LURCH - September 29, 2009, 12:01 am
See it is the end of the age, I accept your liberalness, as wrong as I know you are, you are at least reasonable
Bartimaeus - September 28, 2009, 9:14 pm
Okay, Liberal check...still find Bush jokes hilarious...still grasp things like irony and such...love Bill Maher and Seth Rogan...We should totally legalize marijuana, man. Yeah, I think I'm good.
LURCH - September 28, 2009, 9:04 pm
HELP!!! I think Bart just agreed with me on something, LIBERAL CHECK...................still hate Obama, socialism, atheist superiority, European egalitarianism, and hippies. whew I'm OK!!!!
Bartimaeus - September 28, 2009, 8:31 pm
or isn't. I hope I've helped. Good day!
Bartimaeus - September 28, 2009, 8:30 pm
I agree with Lurch to an extent, but religion can't claim that it NECESSARILY has the right answers either. Its all open to speculation and even--if those involved can avoid killing each other--debate. That means not being closed minded, "sure" of what is
LURCH - September 28, 2009, 8:23 pm
OK!!! I get it now, those people that are intellectuals have no answers for the existence of morality, character, valor, self sacrifice, but have faith that their puny grasp of reality is soo much more informed than religion. You must be right;foolish me
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demotivational poster Spoiler Alert!
chico  #13012 Created July 22, 2008

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Merlin - December 7, 2008, 5:18 pm
Holy shit, I did NOT see that plot twist coming.
Zephir - August 13, 2008, 5:50 pm
No way !!! o_o
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Jeff  #12979 Created July 21, 2008

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Leo  #12976 Created July 21, 2008

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