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THAT'S OK - I didn't need the sleep anyway. demotivational poster


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demotivational poster THAT'S OK
 #49011 Created March 14, 2009

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Firefly - May 1, 2009, 6:13 am
The rouble with illiterates is that they can't read the instructions on the contraception packaging. Thus, breed like fucking wildfire. Just make sure your own kids don't turn out like that.
Mark - April 1, 2009, 2:50 pm
I guess that means that proper spelling, grammar, and punctuation come as a real effort for you. Don't worry...as you grow up, it will become easier.
weker - April 1, 2009, 2:45 pm
aM i WRITEING A ENGLISH ESSAY NO:
Mark - April 1, 2009, 2:41 pm
I see you're not into punctuation or capital letters either.
weker - April 1, 2009, 2:31 pm
were not all into the dolls like you are mark go find your next male rape victim
Mark - April 1, 2009, 2:29 pm
weker - Now I understand why you can't find a girl. It's OK...just keep patching that inflatable doll.
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demotivational poster 2ND AMENDMENT
Current Resident  #48981 Created March 14, 2009

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fascistfrenchman - June 12, 2010, 5:01 am
Welcome to Texas, where you get a free pistol with every bottle of Jack.
Mark - April 1, 2009, 2:46 pm
In to what? Girls? You bet I am.
weker - April 1, 2009, 2:22 pm
fuck no she's a tramp btw if your into that stuff then I hope your aids hurts
Mark - April 1, 2009, 2:20 pm
And this is what weker would see if he ever went to Oklahoma and asked a real live girl to dance.
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PONZI SCHEME - Taking money from one group of people and giving it to another One man took $787B, the other took $50B One man's in the White House, the other is in the Big House. demotivational poster


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demotivational poster PONZI SCHEME
WTFO  #48951 Created March 14, 2009

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TheTrashHeap - June 29, 2010, 1:37 am
Political discussions are no longer welcome at Motifake. Please visit Politifake.org to make any further political comments. I may agree with you but this is no longer the place.
Lurch - June 29, 2010, 1:25 am
One man stole $50B to enrich himself, the other man borrowed $780B to clean up Bush's mess that Bush spent $13T creating. But yeah, let's whine about Obama cause that makes sense. lol.
WTFO - November 24, 2009, 10:22 pm
Couldn't agree more, Sarge.
TheSarge - November 23, 2009, 1:08 pm
Everytime someone says "Obama is just trying to clean up Bush's mess."my head starts to hurt from the total disregard of even the faintest glimmer of logic.
WTFO - November 19, 2009, 12:29 am
Thanks for flicking incoherent hatred and BS falsehoods our way booger.
booger13 - November 4, 2009, 11:49 am
diff being as well, Bush also cost us our soldiers as well as lied to us . BAM is just trying to clean the mess up.madoff and JRbush,hook their nuts up to a car battery- and light that fucker up in a lie detector that shocks them PERIOD.
WTFO - October 30, 2009, 11:58 pm
I watch foxnews, cnn, msnbc and look across the internet to find truth. No spin just facts, bud.
pantha266 - October 30, 2009, 3:23 pm
Wow, someone watches too much FoxNews. Talk about spinning
WTFO - August 23, 2009, 6:29 pm
Bush did approve the 1st TARP and I think it was a huge mistake. Obama passed TARP 2, $787B in 'stimulus', took over GM and are now trying to take over health care and energy companies (cap and trade).
Reality Lord - August 20, 2009, 1:11 pm

i thought it was Bush that ok'de the $$$$$$$$, thus shifting America from a capitalistic state to a socialistic one?
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elf25s  #48906 Created March 14, 2009

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ThePirate  #48900 Created March 14, 2009

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NickDahlmier - May 30, 2016, 11:40 am
Steam-shovel beats all!
STP - August 15, 2009, 2:54 am
"Paper beats rock" comes from ancient China. The emperor had a special stone for (dis)approving government documents. Placing the stone atop the document signified approval, while draping the document over the rock meant disapproval.
STP - August 15, 2009, 2:53 am
@LogicDude: Hooray, another Sheldon Cooper fan. And FYI, I know the origin of "paper beats rock." I had to put it in a separate comment because of length restrictions.
LogicDude - June 11, 2009, 8:11 am
Rock-Paper-Scissors-Lizard-Spock wins.
Lolness - June 10, 2009, 5:19 pm
that guy's logic wins
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