Zoo Demotivational Poster
FOLLOWING THROUGH TO COMPLETION - That's how you execute a plan
NECESSARY TOOLS: - If it doesn't move and it's supposed to, use WD-40. If it moves and it's not supposed to, use duct tape.
360 DEGREES - 15 minutes a Lbs Liberal seasoning Baste on the REG
BERTIE AHERN - Ireland's very own Derek Zoolander
DON'T FEED THE ANIMALS - ...or maybe you should before they eat your kids...
BAZOOKA SQUIRRELS - The future of Call Of Duty videogames
VESPA 150 TAP - For when traffic is murder
SO ERNIE? - Ya left me for Big Bird cause he looks like a big rubber ducky. How 'bout this for a big bird so start the ducking!
SMOKED FISH - Now with nicotine. Yum.
ZOO JANITOR - Hazardous position.
ZOONECROPHILIA - Because rednecks get lonely too
SKYNET - If you change it to "Siri" it's even scarier AND more realistic.
DEMOCRACY - When "God bless America" starts flashing, just press the button, miss.
MAKES THE MOST SENSE -
THE BOOK OF LIFE: - You can only read it once. (Spoiler alert:: everybody dies.)
There once was a pirate named Gates -
CLANKER - He's a pimp.
THERE IS PEACE - In none but death.
SILICON VALLEY INDUSTRIES - Creating silicon valleys since 1972.
GIVE A HOOT! - Don't pollute!
IT WAS HORRIBLE - You have to give those bunnies some credit, though. They were quite remorseful afterwards.
THE ORDER -
CORRUGATED BOXES -
I don't always meet a nice girl. -
HOW TO GET PEOPLE TO SWITCH TO ELECTRIC CARS: - Just release the damn concepts!!!
IRONY - I can imagine the 9-11 call went sort of like an Abbot & Costello routine
ZOO - Where lions.. um... "SPRAY."
LUNCH - There, but for two inches of plexiglass, it is.
CUBBYBEAR, HE'LL EAT 'YA -
AND THEN HE HEARD A VOICE SAY... - that's NOT my pouch!!! Euwwwwww!
WAL - MART - AKA: The human zoo.
HOLLOW EGGS - They can knock out gold teeth in only three shots
she may be a little weird -
Welcome to Smallville -
Flying Squirrel -
EVERY ZOO IS A PETTING ZOO -
secure locks: $60 -
This is how -
GOOGLE GLASS - One day...
Don't feed the animals -
TK-421, WHY AREN'T YOU AT YOUR POST? TK-421, DO YOU COPY? - Apparently they never found the droids they were looking for...
SUNRISE - Whether I retire to bed early or late, I always rise with the sun. ~ Thomas Jefferson
THE SAD THING IS - That somebody, somewhere, is going to believe this.
INMATE'S ROSTER - LIONS, CHECK. GIRAFFES, CHECK. HIPPOS, CHECK. RACCOON, RACCOON, WHERE THE HECK IS HE?
Geek test: -
FAMILY REUNION - I uhm don't visit much
AND WHEN SHE WOKE UP... - She found her neck was only TWO FEET LONG!!! EEEEEK... Oooooh Noooooo...
In New York city -
LOGICDUDE - Look into my eyes, look into my EYES!!
KAZOO TRUMPET - You know you want one.
THE REMNANT'S GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACY THEORY - Big Brother Is Watching You
ZOOMIES - Running your ass off till your so out of breath that you puke!!!!
S H E D D I N G - Sometimes it can go too far.
ZOO ANIMAL NAMES -
WHAT THE HELL WERE THEY SMOKING BACK THEN, - and where can I get some?!
I wonder what doth he ponder, -