Over 102979

Years Demotivational Poster

10 years of Motifakin -

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Rating: 5/5

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pzykosiz - July 16, 2016, 10:01 pm
Good to see some of the old crowd back
mizzdizz - July 16, 2016, 2:17 pm
Pie! Tooooo funny! Made me choke on my coffee! ^!

true love -

HAPPY NEW YEAR - If you look like this New Years day then You must have had a good time!!!

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barry forton - December 30, 2008, 12:33 pm
Drop one for me dude!!
Bob Chin - December 30, 2008, 10:00 am
Yeah Barry, if I awake to see myself lookin like Woody Woodpecker in Woody Woodpecker slippers, I'll Know the 'cid is still working.


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EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 3:36 pm
According to Matthew 24:34, it was supposed to happen within the disciple's generation! So, I guess Jesus was lying!! Pants on FIRE, Chuy!
bobbus - May 28, 2011, 10:16 pm
Even though I'm not a Christian, I won't waste my life to worship a guy we haven't seen a trace of in 2000 years.
the1stCOMMI3 - May 24, 2011, 12:41 am
I'm also a christian, but the sad thing is this poster's true
TwistedNinjaPirate - May 23, 2011, 10:47 pm
Even though I'm a christian, 5L

GOLDEN YEARS - Remember those days when your mom bought you this and you felt badass?

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DreMagnum - May 2, 2010, 1:57 am
yeah thats what happens when you brang thangs places.
JackFace - May 2, 2010, 1:42 am
I used to get all the girl when I brang them to school until 3rd grade when someone stole them
Cubbybear - May 1, 2010, 11:19 pm
That's because gold, copper, bronze & silver crayons are cool

LIKE FATHER - Like son

when two redheads marry -

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mizzdizz - April 17, 2015, 12:04 pm
LOL! Well Emilio, we're both part Irish....
EmilioDumphque - April 16, 2015, 11:38 pm
Sounds like it could lead to the "Irish Bulldozer" scenario.

1910 -

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forseti - July 7, 2010, 5:51 pm
some funny facts... but not really more.


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spacedog - May 29, 2010, 9:57 pm
Have a good one Trash.
agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 9:32 pm
And in a dark brown voice, I say H-a-p-p-y Birthday.
Cubbybear - May 29, 2010, 3:25 pm
Have a good one Trash
TheTrashHeap - May 29, 2010, 2:08 pm
Thanks ICE!

IN TWENTY YEARS - One of the most frustrating things kids will face is finding a screen name that hasn't already been taken

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Rating: 4.74/5

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calvin5040 - January 27, 2013, 11:16 pm
Some websites are starting to delete 2 year dormit accounts so probably won't happen once most websites start doing it.
forseti - December 19, 2011, 2:26 am


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Chompers - January 2, 2011, 1:28 am
I may have posted in the forums a few times
autumnspirit - January 2, 2011, 1:26 am
Idk... lol don't know you, but you look suspiciously familiar hehe
5150monkeylove - January 2, 2011, 1:25 am
2012... When Chompers gets loose.
Chompers - January 2, 2011, 1:23 am
Oh, is this for me? Thank you very much.


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successful marriage -

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mizzdizz - April 22, 2015, 6:03 am
Congrats, Cynic! Being married is a lot different than being roommates. Every time you work through an adjustment phase, it should be celebrated. A lift of the ole' coffee cup to you and the mrs.!!!!!!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 21, 2015, 2:19 pm
8 years and so true!
mizzdizz - April 19, 2015, 2:52 pm
Thanks, . .. I think . . LOL!
GaryO - April 18, 2015, 9:28 am
21 years...cute


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Hawamleh - November 4, 2011, 5:27 am

Diet -

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Swampfox - May 8, 2013, 4:44 pm
The 105 yo bacon lady. 5L

MONUMENTAL DELUSION - Hey Ladies, Check Out This Winner


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tellitlikeitis - January 22, 2011, 10:55 pm
This is fantastic! I love the dog. And I absolutely miss my 2 doggies (sorry, had to say that). 5 L's for you!
5150monkeylove - January 20, 2011, 6:38 pm
I will not besmirch this perfect fake with trying to be funny. PERFECTION/5L
Faceplant31 - January 20, 2011, 6:35 pm
Nice one space, where have you been lately?


THE GOLDEN YEARS - Because you didn't make it this far without breaking the rules!

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FEBRUARY 3, 1959 - The Day the Music Died RIP

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Krissie - February 9, 2010, 2:48 pm
Good one. 5L from me as well.
ICEMAN - February 4, 2010, 1:07 am
Nice tribute. 5L

MESOLITHIC - Has never been hotter

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G4briel - March 9, 2010, 8:26 am
I've to admit i was wrong: 10000 yeasr b.c. was probably in the paleolithic; not mesolithic. But, frankly: who cares?
TheGoat - February 24, 2010, 4:29 am
Actually Quest for Fire was hotter in the caveman genre!

Childbearing Years -

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Ron2 - September 20, 2013, 6:54 am
Excellent... though, the truth in this is way to sobering.
chickenlittle - September 18, 2013, 9:10 am
Love it! 5L's :)

Education -

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MissPriss - September 6, 2013, 3:13 pm
Thank you Mr. Beard!
Greybeard - September 6, 2013, 9:33 am
So much truth in a simple foto and a few words. Awesome poster. 5L's....

50 YEARS?! -


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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 25, 2012, 1:03 pm
Omg! Lol! I didn't even need to read the text to notice the picture. Goes to show you where my mind is, lol! 5L
forseti - April 21, 2011, 2:40 am
thx! ;)
marlygirl - April 20, 2011, 10:30 pm
this is awesome 5L's for you
Grimgravy - April 20, 2011, 9:09 pm
I see dirty pipes gettin' it on!


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Kspace - March 18, 2010, 7:33 pm
I fucking love it!



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EWillG - January 7, 2012, 9:52 am
You know you're Married if you knew that was a Dodge Ram SRT10..... FML
Bolverk37782 - January 5, 2012, 1:40 pm
Donuts?? What donuts!!
NumberXIII - January 4, 2012, 12:20 pm
Wait... there are donuts in that picture? ... Oh yeah, I see them now! 5 Donuts!

THE GOLDEN YEARS - When Midas figured out he was going to have a hard time getting laid. The worst part? He can't even TOUCH himself.

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Mr. Shiny - May 1, 2010, 10:01 pm
lol funny comments. good poster too. 5
Zed - May 1, 2010, 6:23 pm
I'd give her the goldfinger...
Cubbybear - May 1, 2010, 12:19 pm
Gold member maybe? I like gold!

TWO YEARS AGO - Michael Jackson has been dead for two years now and looking better than ever

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Coombsy007 - September 27, 2011, 8:44 am
Nice to see that death didnt make him any more whiter or gaunt.

CHICAGO CUBS - Best streak in baseball As long as you’re not from Chicago

HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Sorry 'bout the 5 candles but Death killed off like 16 of them before he got Jesus to do the rest

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Rating: 2.87/5

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wampyre - March 11, 2010, 8:38 am
21st birthday where Death & Jesus just happen to be there
gunpowdersaint - March 9, 2010, 8:48 am
...so... yeah I'm confused...



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agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 12:56 pm
2 fer 2 on the golden! 5L

HOW CUTE! - and seconds later, the photographer had severe lacerations to the face

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Fatt Matt - December 31, 2009, 1:51 pm
If it's from the earth it's got to be good for you.

AND THOU SHALT - bring forth thy sound system so thou shalt rock out, and thou shalt give a congregation where thou shalt drink thyself stupid. Moses - (In his college years)

RESOLUTIONS? - Ahh, Screw It. Bring On The Bacon, Beer And Boobs!

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THANKS VODKA! - In a few hours, one of them is going home with me....

BENEATH THE PLANET OF THE APES - The early years ...

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TWILIGHT YEARS - When even the craziest of stunts evoke only a freaked smile from men.... When a few of years ago; the meekest of smiles would.. Set off the craziest of stunts....


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THE GOLDEN YEARS - Enjoying the good life...like a sunset at the end of the day....and not remembering a DAMN thing tomorrow.

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U N H A P P I N E S S - Now that the kids are all gone...you have plenty of time to concentrate on it.

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spacedog - January 30, 2010, 8:28 pm
Happy Birthday Mooo+!
rerun - January 30, 2010, 5:25 pm

20 more days by my count
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 30, 2010, 5:17 pm
Aggy has a lot as well. When is that dirty Mexican coming back anyways?
Bartimaeus - January 30, 2010, 5:15 pm
lol Yeah, Cubby. You're the biggest thing in the tag cloud.
Cubbybear - January 30, 2010, 5:13 pm
Between Mooooo,logicDude, Culos and myself we must have the most posters about our names
Bartimaeus - January 30, 2010, 3:56 pm
Yes...and DAMN! Cows live FOREVER! Long live the king!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 30, 2010, 3:48 pm
14 .....Now do you regret all those suggestive PM's and pics you sent me?
Bartimaeus - January 30, 2010, 2:53 pm
I'm glad you like it. By the way, what is 31 in cow years?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 30, 2010, 2:04 pm
thanks Bart. 5L

THE OLD STACK - Growing old means having to add EXTRAS so you get noticed. Then everybody will think you're brand new again.

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Hremsfeld - October 3, 2009, 8:39 am
Greetings from Vermont...
moooooo - June 7, 2009, 1:02 am
nice one. 5 leopards......giggety.
Haarakkon - June 6, 2009, 11:45 pm
Thanks, Agd.
agdaniele - June 6, 2009, 11:27 pm
It's perfect... you get all the mood and wording without actually having typed them.
Haarakkon - June 6, 2009, 11:24 pm
It was actually snowing out when I uploaded it, too. Trust me, the original wasn't safe for all audiences.
agdaniele - June 6, 2009, 11:22 pm
I don't like any bad language in motifakes... it just cheapens them. You did this one perfectly!

SO MISTER DOUGLAS - They say when men reach their golden years, their nads will float in the tub. Have you experienced that to be true?

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SCIENCE - You've come a long way baby!

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TerrorAustralis - July 27, 2012, 10:38 am
and then god said, "let there be morons, who overgeneralise things until they fit with their own preconceptions. because 8 billion years apart apparently is still 'at the same time'" i like jesus. its his followers i cant stand.
Nocturn13 - October 11, 2009, 10:08 pm
Bravo, Good Sir, BRAVO! *claps loudly and disappears into the wind*
Ed-Hyde - August 17, 2009, 9:36 am
Yea, this has been bugging me for a while and I openly invite comment on it. Much like the thermos, how the HECK did a bunch of folks in the desert figure all that out 3500 years ago??
spacedog - August 14, 2009, 11:13 pm
Good one Ed-Hyde.
Ed-Hyde - August 14, 2009, 11:10 pm
took me long enough to find her!
CANADA - August 14, 2009, 4:35 pm
tattoo chick is hot

DOG YEARS - if i was in dog years, I probably be dead by now

AMERICANS - Not knowing that Iranians are ethnically Aryan since forever ago.

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Kung-Fu Devil - September 10, 2008, 12:55 am
The person who made the 'Pissy Arab' motifake actually proved the poor education jibe... at least in the English department.

this labor day -

Marriage -

the early years -

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GaryO - January 9, 2014, 6:34 pm
Reality Lord - January 9, 2014, 7:41 am

chickenlittle - January 8, 2014, 11:03 pm
I'm the fashionable blonde in the purple plaid coat and burnt orange pants.
chickenlittle - January 8, 2014, 11:02 pm
My siblings and me, I couldn't resist, my little sis was wearing that red and white stripe shirt so I did a teeny ms paint on her :)

It was once said -

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GaryO - February 13, 2014, 9:10 pm
It’s just steve’s altar eggo…incurable waffle worshiper that he is
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 13, 2014, 7:25 pm
you mean Steve and Steve?....Good idea. I like Steve, but Steve weirds me out.
steve1961 - February 13, 2014, 3:24 pm
Actually, just looked it up. The Fish and Chip franchise WAS named after him. Cool.
MissPriss - February 13, 2014, 2:41 pm
You 2 have got to stop following each other around and commenting...too funny.
steve1961 - February 13, 2014, 9:27 am
The fish and chip guy?
GaryO - February 13, 2014, 8:32 am
Filmdom’s darling…..and enigma, how to keep her small, and cute. Then aldulthood….and still talking like she was three…as an ambassador….sheeesh. Yeah, her movies were cute, but the actor that stole the show in some of her movies was Arthur Treacher.

The Early Years -

A Few Good Men -


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motifayk - February 7, 2013, 11:28 pm
Ah! the perfecten Hour-glass well I'll have to dig up some dead bodies to be sure....
EmilioDumphque - February 7, 2013, 4:29 pm
Do those come in "wife size"?
motifayk - February 6, 2013, 8:01 pm
I've heard that you could find all the world's missing stuff in the gut of a catfish. They seem to eat anything and survive.
GaryO - February 6, 2013, 3:44 pm
GaryO - February 6, 2013, 3:43 pm
I’m a bank fisherman, steelies, salmon, and every frickin’ time I pack out about a dozen of those plastic things, along with styro and bags, from the mouth breathing troglodytes that fished the previous day.
Oiler - February 6, 2013, 1:57 pm
Incredible poster...our neglect for this planet knows no boundaries. Solid 5

Pleasures -

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MissPriss - January 3, 2014, 12:02 pm
Sorry Greeny, ya lost me after gambling...teehee. Still the usual 5L Greeny material though.
GaryO - January 3, 2014, 8:46 am
Dang. This is good, in so many ways.


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Rudedog - January 1, 2013, 7:09 pm
Sorry that was too easy
Rudedog - January 1, 2013, 7:07 pm
" you're the one that want ooh ooh ooh honey"
MissPriss - January 1, 2013, 6:54 pm
Alright...but not ONE song from Grease or I'll puke!
Rudedog - January 1, 2013, 6:21 pm
I'll be your John Travolta and you be my Olivia Newton John
MissPriss - January 1, 2013, 4:12 pm
Wish I would of been around to see that one!
CloudchaserS - January 1, 2013, 1:41 am
Or better yet, party like Van Halen did on their 1978 Winter Tour
MissPriss - January 1, 2013, 1:16 am
Well thank you Silver for the trendy fashioned 5L...teehee.
MissPriss - January 1, 2013, 1:13 am
Oh be fair Papa! It wasn't disco's fault you just never quite filled out those white pants like Travolta did....bahaha!
MissPriss - January 1, 2013, 1:12 am
Well Rude, put on your red platforms, click the heels together 3 times without falling over and say I want to go home....I want to go home....bogart another tweek and you'll be there! })
PapaFox - January 1, 2013, 12:52 am
I always hated disco. But the rest of the 70's were okay. :)
Rudedog - January 1, 2013, 12:13 am
Inflation, bee gees, pot, Pink Floyd, and Eddie Money; I wanna go back..
Silverheart - January 1, 2013, 12:07 am

I can't party like I used to back in New Years 1979... I wasn't born until March. 5 Lions with platform shoes and bell bottoms!


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TheABC - December 28, 2010, 11:13 pm
Oh, thank goodness... I thought that I was the only person who said "Canadia"
ICEMAN - December 28, 2010, 5:57 pm
But Chompers is so much fun to throw things at. OBTW, do they allow midget tossing in Canadia? No better way to ring in the New Year than chucking some little people around.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2010, 9:41 am
everyone is welcome!!! Except chompers of course.
Ed-Hyde - December 28, 2010, 7:59 am
Hmmm, so I guess all 20k+ registered members showing up at Moo+'s house on New Year's Eve is out?
rerun - December 27, 2010, 7:20 pm

great, he gets 36 freaking inches of snow & decides to invite everybody over for new years
ICEMAN - December 27, 2010, 5:54 pm
I'll bring the kegerator - you pay for gas.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 27, 2010, 4:11 pm
Everyone is welcome, Just bring beer....(not that American piss in a can) 5L

Looks Like Fun -

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EmilioDumphque - June 6, 2013, 3:07 am
'scuse me ma'am, I think I lost my congressional medal of honor under your blanket.
GaryO - June 3, 2013, 10:08 am
and reading glasses....


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rerun - July 24, 2013, 9:21 pm

It's never to late for joining up, we are glad you are here
GaryO - July 24, 2013, 7:40 pm
See, this compilation…..this pic, caption, and hilarious comment is what it’s all about. The trifecta of motifake. Dang, I was born into this motilife a bit late.
R.S.Jake - April 9, 2010, 6:17 pm
*sniff* stupid poster *sniff* 5 runny noses



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autumnspirit - January 7, 2011, 8:51 pm
lol Tell! Most of us do!
tellitlikeitis - January 6, 2011, 9:42 pm
Hey, I know those colours!
coldinjected - January 3, 2011, 1:23 pm
THAT is funny!! 5L.


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Hasbunmb - March 10, 2010, 2:29 pm
I think you hit a chord with a lot of us =o)
rerun - March 10, 2010, 10:49 am

I had a LOT of explaining to do on this one. I think I may still be in trouble.
lesterinside - March 10, 2010, 12:33 am
:) 5L and no regrets
spacedog - March 9, 2010, 9:33 pm
Very nice Rerun, 5Ls.
rerun - March 9, 2010, 8:46 pm

I really wanted to come up with a few more lines, just had a mental block
Cubbybear - March 9, 2010, 8:44 pm
Great Job Buddy! 5 Lions for truth

higher learning -

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THE FIRST FOURTY YEARS - Of a man's childhood are the hardest ...

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Reality Lord - May 25, 2012, 4:35 pm

maoworks2 - May 25, 2012, 9:43 am
You Got That Right.

NEW YEARS RESOLUTION - Mine is to spel more bettr, and use more better grammer.

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Silverheart - January 24, 2013, 1:12 pm

I wish I could say that I misspelled 'omitting' on purpose but... no, just a silly typo. And I used to be a spelling bee champion, way back when. :rolleyes:
Oiler - January 24, 2013, 11:34 am
"Omitting"...sorry, I am the same way. I do like your posters though..good stuff.
maoworks2 - December 30, 2012, 2:13 pm
Family Happy New Year.
Silverheart - December 30, 2012, 1:52 pm

Sorry about the triple post- commenting via tablet and the stupid thing froze up.
Silverheart - December 30, 2012, 1:25 pm

It really is for me. All the times I reread a comment or FB post and see a r in place of a t, or something equally inane, like ommitting the odd word.
Silverheart - December 30, 2012, 1:25 pm

It really is for me. All the times I reread a comment or FB post and see a r in place of a t, or something equally inane, like ommitting the odd word.
Silverheart - December 30, 2012, 1:25 pm

It really is for me. All the times I reread a comment or FB post and see a r in place of a t, or something equally inane, like ommitting the odd word.
maoworks2 - December 30, 2012, 11:58 am
I Think I Know Who This Is For .

NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS - The Most Interesting Man in the World never shared his again.

TO THE BEST MOM - I'll make you proud mom, I'm going to fulfill your wish; You're going to see me and smile. That's a daughter's promise.

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GOLDEN YEARS - For David Bowie It's not just a song title It's his very definition

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Bartimaeus - May 1, 2010, 10:14 am
Long live David Bowie! 5/5 for you, astronaut.




AN EARLY LESTER MOMENT - "Dear Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am"

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lesterinside - March 29, 2010, 11:33 am
Hahahaha. Nice one Mr. Airman! 5L
TheTrashHeap - March 29, 2010, 11:29 am
Nice 1 Airman. 5L

THE SUMMER OF LOVE - be sure to wear some flowers in your hair

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Airman - August 18, 2010, 7:08 pm
I was in San Jose in 1989 not long after the World Series... just starting a training session, when a huge aftershock hit. You just feel helpless.. there's just no warning
rerun - August 18, 2010, 6:25 pm

there was nobody inside, we were all out on the lot with customers. Ironic, I was on the freeway that collapsed about two weeks earlier, I "wondered" out loud to my GF (now wife) what would happen in a really big quake...her reply "nothing". yeah, right
rerun - August 18, 2010, 6:24 pm

I was in the big one in 79.....worked in Santa Cruz, lived at that time in Milpitas. It took me 4 hours to drive home, Hwy 17 shut down due to massive chasm.....that one really scraed the crap out of me. The "shack" I worked out of collapsed, thankfully
Airman - August 18, 2010, 6:18 pm
that's pretty far inland! My brother lives in Stockton.. teaches at Pacific.. Sister in Sacramento, best friend in Danville. I go out quite a bit. did you ever have the joy of being in an earthquake? I've been in 2
rerun - August 18, 2010, 5:52 pm

I am so far inland we call it Texas. I lived in Burlingame, near Moffet Field
Airman - August 18, 2010, 12:15 pm
I lived out there 7 years. fun times. Too expensive now unless you go way inland
rerun - August 17, 2010, 6:03 pm

while I don't miss the nuts, I sure do miss Northern California.

BOY SCOUTS OF AMERICA (EST. FEB 8, 1910) - Thank you for 100 years of service.

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corbett06 - June 27, 2011, 8:53 pm
no prob i am an eagle scout as well
boinger - March 14, 2011, 2:18 pm
You are welcome, I am an Eagle Scout.

NEW YEAR'S PEEVE - For celebrities, 2009 put the "anchor" in anchor leg for the human race. Somewhere out there, 12 a.m. can't get here soon enough for Abe Vigoda.


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Rating: 3.37/5

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Giulio - October 30, 2009, 4:07 am
agdaniele - October 30, 2009, 3:15 am
(ahem)... in best Pacino voice.... I'm just gettin' WARMED UP!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 30, 2009, 3:14 am
It treated me to a fair amount of liquor, so......Good! and you?
agdaniele - October 30, 2009, 3:13 am
Not much, senor... how's the day treating you?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 30, 2009, 3:10 am
What's up Hefe?
agdaniele - October 30, 2009, 3:10 am
That's laughable.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 30, 2009, 3:06 am
5. But you gotta stop throwing reality in my face Spacedog......I like my delusions.
agdaniele - October 30, 2009, 3:01 am
LOL!! Ain't that the truth!

HAPPY NEW YEARS - All by your lonesome little self. And the new year promises no better.

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phydeaux - January 5, 2010, 7:49 pm
See...to me, bleak IS funny. I'm just twisted that way...
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 11:52 pm
Preach on, brother space... preach on!
spacedog - January 3, 2010, 11:44 pm
Funny comes in different styles, phydeaux. I like this poster, but because it's bleak. Not because it's funny.
phydeaux - January 1, 2010, 7:04 pm
Gives a whole new meaning to the word "Dropcloth" LMAOPMPAC!!
LogicDude - January 1, 2010, 3:14 pm
Remember to lay out some plastic sheeting first Skeeter...no one likes a messy suicide.
Skeeter11766 - January 1, 2010, 1:13 am
Wow that's depressing. I guess I'll just go kill myself.

ALWAYS CHECK OUT THE MOM - I call it the Russian Doll Phenomenon. If you wanna know how fat she'll be in 20 years....Check out the Mom.

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2009, 7:10 pm
BTW. This poster came from a real life experience...I was dating this girl, Then I met her older sister....then I met her mom........You see where I'm going with this. (then I met her younger sister, And hit that for a while, Until the fat gene kicked in)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2009, 7:06 pm
Jalford was Banned. It was a great day in Motifake history. Mr.M stomped him into the ground like the insignificant worm that he was........Then we had Mojitos.
DreMagnum - October 14, 2009, 6:30 pm
ive always hated jalford, hope he gets banned
spacedog - October 14, 2009, 6:20 pm
Very true, Moooooo+. I this lovely poster even has the illicit comment of an extinct timmy. Nice.
BriaHere - July 30, 2009, 1:12 pm
Jalford must have a lot of spare time to be travelling all around to kill people he's never met.
BoneCD - July 30, 2009, 12:11 pm
He can't be disturbed at the moment; the cartoon network is on
CANADA - July 30, 2009, 11:56 am
hey jalford, do your parents know you're gay?
jalford - July 29, 2009, 7:22 am
(comment deleted - ban warning!)

A QUICK DIP IN THE WATER? - Chernobyl harbor isn't too crowded

UNITED STATES AIRFORCE - Making grown men idiots for 40 years and counting.

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Crizz - July 10, 2008, 8:32 pm
Oh and this too http://www.pilotfriend.com/photo_albums/potty/4.htm
Crizz - July 10, 2008, 8:30 pm
http://www.pilotfriend.com/photo_albums/potty/6.htm True

LESS THAN 10 000 YEARS - Creationists: Where do you get your ideas from?

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Woodywood03a - July 26, 2009, 10:31 pm
lol... fail
Person with a brain. - June 18, 2009, 10:24 pm
Less than 10000 years of WRITTEN human history... NOT the age of the world you ignorant wretch!
Nero - August 21, 2008, 11:45 am
They read it in a book, so it HAS to be true.

FREEDOM AND HONOUR - eight long years

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... - November 5, 2008, 5:51 pm
Great!! Just a bit hard to read due to white on white

Life Sentence -

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MissPriss - April 17, 2016, 1:20 pm
Cheers 'cern! Next rounds' on me.
concern3 - April 17, 2016, 4:19 am
nice, UP yours


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thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 4, 2016, 11:31 pm
Thanks, mizzdizz. Sometimes I get writers' block. I hate it :-/
mizzdizz - January 4, 2016, 12:26 pm
HAHAHAHA! I noticed that! Good to see you making posters again Cynic! 5L!!!!

Katrina, Ten Years After -

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Greeny - August 31, 2015, 7:04 pm
Silverheart - August 31, 2015, 11:10 am

Grew up listening to them. SSSHHH is a damn good album
concern3 - August 31, 2015, 8:17 am
Ten Years After named to honor Elvis, great effort a 5er
Reality Lord - August 31, 2015, 6:44 am

epic. i wonder how many folks will get this. no worries, those of us who did are going home.


Motifake 10 years -

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mizzdizz - July 17, 2016, 10:59 pm
Happy Birthday Motifake! Thanks for making me laugh, cry, think, and of course.. spray way too many cups of coffee..

Bertram J. Fitzsnippert, Sr. -

gentlemen -