Spock Demotivational Poster
BLACK CATS - Your preposterous human superstitions are quite illogical.
HE'S DEAD JIM - I CALL DIBS ON HIS WALLET!!!
STAR TREK FAIL - Gang signs? Spock is in a gang?
SPOCK - Builds mnemonic memory circuits using stone knives and bearskins.... You don't
HEY SPOCK! -
SPOCK - Likes the little girls
SPOCK'S HUMANITY -
SPOCK - Being half-Vulcan and half-Human, he understandably had a rather difficult childhood. . .
SMILE - It confuses people.
VULCAN SHOCKER -
SPOCK - cooler than you will ever be
DO YOU KNOW ME? - I'm Mr. Spock from Enterprise Car Rental
JEDI-SPOCK - Let the fanboy wars begin...
The Final Frontier -
PRECAUTIONS - Wrap yo' willy fo' yo' go silly.
Spoiler Alert -
SQUIRREL MINDMELD - Your Mind and My Mind Are Now One.
DESPITE KIRKS REPUTATION - It was Spock that bagged all the babes
VULCAN TECHNOLOGY -
TELEPORTATION DANGERS - Coming to a future near you. Watch Out
VULCAN PICK UP LINES - This one is up there with, "Hey baby, Pon Farr is early this year"
BARACK OBAMA - The first Vulcan-American President of The United States of America
WHEN I WAS A LITTLE BITTY BABY - My mama would rock me in the cradle in them old cotton fields back home; It was down in Louisiana, just about a mile from Texarkana, In them old cotton fields back home. . .
SPACED OUT -
TEQUILA - If you can get Spock loosened up with it, you might have found the cure for your virginity.
DOCTOR MCCOY - I have had enough of your shit.
SECTION 31 AGENT SPOCK BAUER - Even In Trek He Can Still Kick Ass In 24 Hours
SPOCK - That is why he's like that he's a ZOMBIE!
High Colonic -
LIVE LONG AND PROSPER - We'll meet the Vulcans in 50 years
SO WHEN IT ALL FAILS--- - Blame Dr. Spock!
VULCAN GREYBEARDS -
SPOCK - Proof that humans are losers.