Quit Demotivational Poster
TRUE STRENGTH -
QUIT SMOKING -
COMPROMISE - You pay me just enough to keep me from quiting I'll work just hard enough to not get fired
HORMONAL LUNATIC -
CHERNOBYL - still not a great place to vacation
DEFINITION OF QUITTING - Zombie. Dragon. Put Down The Die And Slowly Back Away From The Table...
IN - CRINGE - MENT - The act of looking out the back door to see how the children are doing. Usually followed by HOLY @#$%!!!
5:00 pm -
LIFE IS TOO SHORT -
WHAT'S YOUR MALFUNCTION? -
THE WEAK QUIT SMOKING - The strong fight cancer
destroying the zika virus -
NON-SEQUITURS - I have no idea what a Non-Sequitur is, But look..... A puppy, and he's smiling.
Oversight at the ark -
SMOKING - Yeah, I can quit whenever I want...
TRY HARDER - Please
In The South... -
TAKING A DIRT NAP -
QUITING - You tried it. You didn't like it. So why go again?
TOO LEGIT -
DREAMS - Give up now. With this economy you will never achieve them.
Enjoy what you have -
SO MUCH FOR RESOLUTIONS - Okay,okay! I swear... this is my last one!
THAT'S IT!!! - I QUIT!!!!!
BRING OUT THE DEAD -
SHARK ATTACK -
ADAPTING - Honey...I don't think the DEET will work this year!
WHO'S HUNGRY -
NO MATTER HOW YOU FEEL -
PWNED - FTW
THE RESIGNATION - knock,knock; who's there; CD player; CD player, who; CEEEE DEEEEZ NUTZ...PLAYER! I QUIT!
I QUIT - When work means doing the same thing everyday, multiple times with no pay or even thanks.... It sucks. Turn around, show your back and walk away.
GIVING IT YOUR BEST - May mean risking looking ridiculous But the rewards are awe... DEAR LORD! Screw it- I'm gonna go play Uncharted 2. Aint noone wants ta see my "O" face.
DIVERSITY TRAINING -
HINDU PARABLES - You know the one with the sea beasts and the elephant right?
YOUNG LOVE - There is nun greater!
THE LETTERS "L" AND "Y" - They are missing from here.
YOU CANT SPELL - Quitters
Look At The Forced Smile And Punished Soul -
Law Of Biomechanics -
Quitting Smoking ? -
CALLING IT QUITS - Some seek immortality Others, to be immortal And then there are some who get the 2 mixed up
DAWN AT DUSK -
WORD OF ADVICE -
LIBERTY WISHES -
Colorado - Land Of Milk And Mosquitoes -
HOOKED ON MOTIFAKE -
no tunnels -
I-PHONE APPS - finally one that doesn't suck! (Thanks for the inspiration Mr. Jobs!)
NATURE WALKS -
MESSAGE SENT - Message received
I CAN'T SEE SO WELL - THE WIFE FOUND ME LOOKING AT BRUNETTE PICS BUT HONEY! IT'S THE MOTIFAKE THEME OF THE DAY! REALLY!
mosquito prevention -
MOSQUITOS - They can suck it.
OUR BEST AND BRIGHTEST -
Afraid of heights -
Bad Habits -
UNREQUITED LOVE -
HE'S NOT ALONE -
Double Dirty Dog Dare 'Ya -
I Quit! -
Quit Smoking -
MEANWHILE, BACK AT MOO'S HOUSE - he has disguised himself as an ordinary piece of furniture. Please note, his near invisibility is NOT faked with Photoshop. At least now he can remember the tail he'll get tonight.