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Missing Demotivational Poster

HAS ANYONE SEEN DANE? - He's about this tall. Seen Dane?

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Rating: 3.14/5

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Monica - October 22, 2009, 6:04 am
Dumb blondes & skin heads


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Rating: 4.48/5

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Arvantillian - April 8, 2011, 9:18 am
Agreed .. 5L

Missing -

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Rating: 5/5

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Sean - December 31, 2017, 5:48 pm
The plunger ... because he knows what he likes ... lube optional (dude's a total trooper that way -- don't ask me how I know).
Reality Lord - August 9, 2016, 11:31 am

the plunger...because his wife loves bringing up old shit...lol
concern3 - August 9, 2016, 6:30 am
Outstanding poster, UP yours
lgvernon - August 8, 2016, 3:45 pm

Yes, the plunger. Effectively pounded in with that iron.
Silverheart - August 8, 2016, 2:14 pm

Brutally murdered with that plunger, and some of tne other products on the tray were used to hide the evidence.

my wife went shopping yesterday -

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Rating: 4.81/5

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jonny5 - July 27, 2014, 9:42 pm
There is a reward for the return of vehicle unharmed.

INCOMPETENCE: - It can happen even if you do your job TOO well....

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Rating: 4.38/5

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365 FOOLS -



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Rating: 4.76/5

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concern3 - June 23, 2015, 7:39 am
GySgt1811 - April 22, 2011, 9:55 pm
Actually, she jumped first and the others bounced up from the impact.
Iconoclast - April 22, 2011, 9:52 pm
Her boyfriend arrived and she went off into the woods with him.
Feasibly - April 22, 2011, 9:09 pm
She just didn't quite get the altitude the others got...her hair is still in jump mode. ;)
Greeny - April 22, 2011, 8:31 pm
Hey she swung her arms a little...


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Rating: 4.11/5

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djinnyf - March 29, 2011, 8:03 am
Beautiful! xx
Faceplant31 - November 24, 2010, 5:04 pm
Very nice.5L

MISSING ELF - Santa we have a problem


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Rating: 3.58/5

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BrokenEye - August 10, 2010, 11:03 pm
I don't know. A lot of censors make a damn good effort to let us know EXACTLY what we're missing, while still making us miss it

DEEZ NUTS - are missing

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Rating: 4.67/5

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spacedog - July 21, 2010, 7:02 pm
Faceplant31 - July 21, 2010, 10:40 am
Perfect! 5 nuts!
agdaniele - July 21, 2010, 2:26 am


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Rating: 4.27/5

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Rating: 4.74/5

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culos - October 15, 2010, 5:40 pm
He missed her bush and came on her tits?
Airman - October 15, 2010, 5:34 pm
He mis-bushes her?
Sean - October 15, 2010, 4:10 pm
No no no. That graffiti is years old. When he wrote that, the tree was not so big, more of a bush, really.
GreyScorpion - October 15, 2010, 9:43 am
definitely gonna need to reload, she's a big girl and can take a bullet or two
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2010, 9:35 am
Is he trying to say that shooting her would not be mistreating her??.....Wait, is she Rosie O'Donnell?
GreyScorpion - October 15, 2010, 9:32 am
anexoria, what's your point?...he missed her, reload, fire again
anexboard - October 15, 2010, 6:47 am
You missed the point. It's a visual. I miss Tree- her. for I mistreat her.


MISSING - 1 Beer Belt. Owner: Agdaniele. Last seen at Motifake Offices. If you have any information please, for the love of god get back to us before Aggy notices.

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Rating: 3.75/5

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agdaniele - May 21, 2010, 11:08 pm
If you locate it, take a moment to see if my shoulder holsters are there, too. Please and thank you. Tired of having a mini fridge strapped to me like a backpack. 5L
R.S.Jake - May 21, 2010, 10:19 am
Yeah, that's just the picture from the advertisment for it...Aggy had that thing bristling with the Guiness...His idea of a fanny pack. That way he only had to hit the fridge every 15 minutes...saves time.
pzykosiz - May 21, 2010, 12:51 am
the beer wasn't missing, just the belt
ICEMAN - May 21, 2010, 12:44 am
Ummm, Aggy doesn't drink whatever generic beer that is. So solly.


WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT YOU - you just can't imagine

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Rating: 2.64/5

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Derek - January 22, 2010, 1:46 am

TEENAGE BRAINS - missing those parts which are needed for: common sense, spelling, grammar, etc

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Rating: 1.59/5

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Anon - February 18, 2009, 3:20 am
I have both a spelling and grammar section, though i lack an offensive hip-hop/rap section. It makes me smile to be different

A PRISON SO CLOSE AND YET SO FAR - In Brazil, Inmates See What They Are Missing As They Linger In The Yard


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Rating: 3.2/5

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spacedog - December 14, 2009, 5:42 pm
Whoop! Whoop! Defcon:3 Fox News reports Military has lost a sammich. Scramble the j...wait...reports coming in...his wife ate it. False alarm people. So what was it PB&J? Baloney? Bring the wife in for a debriefing.

YOU RETARDS - The M or W doesn't matter... ...AWESOME has two E's in it!!

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Rating: 2.41/5

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Aj - September 24, 2008, 11:14 am
Hes got a point, awesome ODES have two E's in it. Hence the fail..nice erm work :)

THE S - it's missing

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Rating: 2.26/5

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~~ - July 28, 2008, 3:39 am
Math is the language of science.
lightswitch rave - June 28, 2008, 7:21 pm
Only it's math.


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Rating: 4.5/5

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Sean - July 7, 2010, 1:16 pm
He's starting a mustache farm?


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Rating: 4.13/5

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I'M CONFUSED... - But I'm pretty sure Cubby HAS to be close by...

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Rating: 3.25/5

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elf25s - March 20, 2010, 11:05 pm
hey its the tokyo storm trooper!
MustyK - December 31, 2009, 3:32 am
I think he's playing Storm Trooper ??
[email protected] - December 31, 2009, 2:41 am
Those are some HUSKY Unattractive Asian Women, in fact I think they're men...But hey send them thru ANYWAYS, I just won't web-cam it, oh yes i will.

THE BEAUTIFUL OCEANS - You will never see me anywhere near one again. Ever.

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Rating: 2.83/5

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Jmac0585 - October 28, 2009, 12:31 pm
The best line I saw on this was "Can anyone confirm the whereabouts of Chuck Norris when this occurred?"
Derek - October 28, 2009, 12:55 am
Cannibalism is never far off for those with a huge drive to eat, and a brain the size of a lemon.

it's my -

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Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - August 11, 2014, 11:22 pm
I do the same thing every year since my 2nd divorce. Awesome... :)
lgvernon - August 8, 2014, 9:47 pm

Now, how do I make several dummy accounts in order to like this 5 more times. STUPENDOUS!

Proof of Life -

Cold Feet -

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Rating: 5/5

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Sean - March 26, 2014, 11:17 pm
The fool! That's the first place anyone would look.

The Whole Picture -

STOLEN - you just feel violated

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Rating: 4.71/5

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Chompers - September 2, 2010, 9:08 pm
Iconoclast - September 2, 2010, 6:18 pm
Really funny, good imagination, well put together. 5L
Grim [email protected] - September 2, 2010, 6:03 pm
I 5'd it. Good god that was funny... again might just be the booze talking.

Lost Love - Lost Self -

When big hair was not annoying enough -


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Rating: 3.5/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 20, 2009, 9:21 pm
ru ytrinhg to saaaaay Ima alkoholik??? zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz5.


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Rating: 3/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 4, 2009, 4:02 am
Yeah, That's what you said. But I saw the leather polish in your car and decided against it.
LogicDude - September 3, 2009, 12:28 pm
That was a totally different night...me and Aggy were just going to take him out for some tippin'!
Arrogant Knight - September 3, 2009, 12:27 pm
Your avatar doesn't make you look very good right here LD.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 3, 2009, 12:24 pm
Well, there was this little boy and his stuffed tiger who tried to lure me into their car with candy and a salt lick.......The Tiger seemed to be giving the orders.
LogicDude - September 3, 2009, 11:54 am
Oh, THERE you are! I was hoping that some Timmy hadn't gotten hold of you!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 3, 2009, 11:45 am
How did I know my name would come up a lot on milk day? 5.


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Rating: 2.86/5

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Weatherlawyer - January 11, 2012, 9:25 pm
Dichotomy: If you hover the mouse on its left arm it looks like it's giving you the finger. If you hover the mouse over the left leg it looks like it is standing on a condom. Decisions, decisions...

CUBBYBEAR - There's a reason he's gone missing !

PRIME SUSPECT - Yellow feathers in the cat bed and bloody paw prints at the scene, Mittens was the #1 suspect in Tweety's disappearance.

MICHAEL GRIFFIN - The day he realized he needed his daddy to RFI a reg.

THE "H" - It's missing.

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Rating: 1.5/5
sowht - May 13, 2009, 8:31 pm
yeah shes a bigger girl, but she looks like she would be more fun in the sack than a waife chick whos totally up herself.
Christos - April 22, 2009, 7:54 am
It's not missing, H is the Ninja of the alphebet. There are actually 5 too many in that text.
lawlz - July 8, 2008, 4:58 am
teh natsi uv grammer yu iz


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Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - December 21, 2016, 3:50 pm

concern3 - December 21, 2016, 12:08 pm
Nice, UP yours


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Rating: 5/5

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Bandit5906 - January 30, 2017, 11:13 pm
Very well said!
rerun - January 7, 2017, 9:25 am

truly demotivational. Excellent

You're gonna Miss Me When I'm Gone -

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Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - December 14, 2014, 5:07 pm
Thanks crotchety...and it's our little secret right?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 14, 2014, 11:47 am
5o true. Except when foul play is involved. Then suddenly there are witnesses from every corner of the earth.

The Call -

ATTENTION-DEFICIT SYNDROME - Causing people to miss once-in-a-lifetime moments right under their noses.