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Junk Demotivational Poster

Love Is A Drug -

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Rating: 4.75/5

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falloutghoul - September 8, 2013, 8:05 am
Rule #1: Never underestimate... the OTHER guy's greed!

the great wall of china -

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Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 28, 2015, 4:17 am
ROTFL! Thanks for making me AWARE of my age (sits in rocking chair) old lady voice, "well now, I remember 'made in Hong Kong, Mexico, Japan, Philippines, several others, and now China. You buy what you can afford girl, but don't waste yo money on CRAP! 5L
Cloudy - May 27, 2015, 8:00 am
*decades ago
Cloudy - May 27, 2015, 8:00 am
I think China's doing the same thing that Japan did decades. Getting a foothold in the world market by flooding it with cheap crap.
GaryO - May 27, 2015, 5:49 am
Fact: the Lord rolls
Greybeard - May 26, 2015, 11:19 pm
Ha ha ha. So awesome and so true. LMAO 5 X L
JesusWept - May 26, 2015, 2:08 pm
Genius! L L L L L

JUNK FOOD - That's not your stomach rumbling. It's your arteries whimpering.

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Rating: 4.7/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 17, 2011, 1:23 pm
Freakin’ donuts have always made me want to puke.

JUNK IN THE TRUNK - Looks more like an episode of Hoarders to me ...

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Rating: 4.48/5

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EPIC JUNKIE - No-one can do it better than Amy can!

HAPPY MEAL NEW GIFT - Free colonoscopy I'm lovin it.

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Rating: 4.29/5

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thesunshinesing - September 22, 2012, 6:59 pm
hi :) let's please be appropriate :)
suzieq - January 24, 2012, 8:54 pm
ROTFL - only now I see the pattern with the pencil sharpener ! My shrink is goin' to love it...
tellitlikeitis - January 24, 2012, 8:19 pm
Wow, another one, something tells me...
mariand - January 23, 2012, 5:22 pm
reading between words, this poster seems to say, I'm going to vomit... Kids you can vote and if you've already voted, ignore this notice... :))))

CLEAN ENERGY - Runs on hay and water. Droppings still an issue.

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Rating: 4.29/5

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motifayk - July 1, 2012, 4:36 am
I would say the droppings are eco-friendly but not so in the back yeah...
Laevian - May 23, 2012, 12:27 pm
Hahahaaaaa this is in Romania :))))))
KylieM - February 1, 2012, 6:08 pm
poor horse

YUGO - This is the only way you are going to get somewhere in one.


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Rating: 4.92/5

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MissPriss - January 28, 2013, 2:19 am
Hope you destroyed every one of those fu**in' teeny pieces of Lego! Thousands of feet offer you 5L in gratitude!
CloudchaserS - January 27, 2013, 11:28 pm
Looks like the room on the left got hit by a short, squealing, two legged tornado. Those things are like lawnmowers. Get one cranked up and you have a day's work ahead of you.
Silverheart - January 27, 2013, 6:15 pm

If I could vote 5,000,000 Lions I would. As the only person who cleans ANYTHING in my house, I've had that 'flamethrower moment' more than a few times.


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Rating: 4.8/5

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newkevind51 - March 28, 2011, 8:47 am
HEY! what did i tell you about posting pictures of the fires i create! people can be so jealous of me >:)
Daniel Yao - January 10, 2011, 7:16 pm
Gonorrhea (also colloquially known as the clap[1]) is a common sexually transmitted infection caused by the bacterium Neisseria gonorrhoeae. The usual symptoms in men are burning with urination and penile discharge. Women, on the other hand, are asymptoma
rerun - October 31, 2010, 10:29 am

I googled it to get one of the many spelling versions it seems to have.
IllicoPresto - October 31, 2010, 4:06 am
Maybe he meant ghidorah. He set things on fire with his lightning breath, you know.
5150monkeylove - October 31, 2010, 12:01 am
bullhead clap is the scariest looking....the black clap is worse ask the military guys, you don't get to come home.
Iconoclast - October 30, 2010, 11:35 pm
Ghonnera or Gonorrhea?
ICEMAN - October 30, 2010, 10:25 pm
A helpful hint rerun... 'The Clap' is much easier to spell.
agdaniele - October 30, 2010, 8:36 pm
Back from Thailand already, rerun?


PEDIATRIC DIABETES - One gallon of sugar fizz at a time...

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Rating: 3.75/5

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Bolverk37782 - December 24, 2011, 5:50 am
Not to mention the rapid nappy/diaper changes!!

EBAY - Auctioning your "junk" since 1995. (When you see it, you will shit bricks.)

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Rating: 2.95/5

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Flea - May 1, 2009, 12:29 pm
In the mirror, the guy is naked.


careful who you point your fingers at -

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Rating: 5/5

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Airman - September 8, 2013, 12:41 am
nope.. took me 2 days.. followed by the cupcakes.. then the Christmas Trees..
Greeny - September 7, 2013, 10:35 pm
Ever eat a whole box of Swiss Rolls in one sitting?


Junk mail -

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Rating: 4.92/5

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chickenlittle - September 12, 2013, 9:23 am
Thanks Ug and cynic! That's a real mailbox by the way, not photoshopped. I think it was in Missouri.
ughomer - September 12, 2013, 8:50 am
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 12, 2013, 12:56 am
Dude that is so awesome! Mainly because the town's mailman is such a d-bag. I literally - LITERALLY - live with my wife in a town with a population of approximately 70-100 people. He should have no reason to be grumpy, his day ends earlier than most. 5L!

CHINESE JUNK - It Was The Soviet Navy's Old Junk, But it Is Now China's Junk.


N00BS - All nice and enthusiastic additions to the family... Till they start flooding you with junk...

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Rating: 4.4/5

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Verdeckt - August 21, 2011, 6:59 am
"Meep Meep" - Roadrunner
spacedog - August 20, 2011, 1:37 pm
"Honk Honk" -Harpo Marx
crankyhead - August 20, 2011, 1:50 am
"If saw myself in clothes like that, I'd have to kick my own ass." - Happy Gilmore
motifayk - August 20, 2011, 1:28 am
I am not that clever :D
motifayk - August 20, 2011, 1:27 am
"Observe all men; thy self most." — Benjamin Franklin "Everything we shut our eyes to, everything we run away from, everything we deny, denigrate or despise, serves to defeat us in the end." - Henry Miller. LOL, I use Google :D
Verdeckt - August 20, 2011, 1:10 am
"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying" — Oscar Wilde


JUNK IN THE TRUNK - As I look around I notice... I'm not the only one with wood


D.O.T ADVISORY - 0013392E - Un-Safe Excess Junk in your Trunk Correct Load Securing Devices Are Recommended, Under This Much Tension A Single G-String Is Not Enough...

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Rating: 2.4/5

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kevin32 - December 19, 2011, 8:48 am
Who is the woman in this poster?

DON'T WORRY - Global warming's a myth

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Rating: 1.75/5

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deterrence -

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Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 22, 2014, 3:15 am
Yeah, no doubt. I find it ironic the poisons children were told NOT to ingest are doing EXACTLY that as adults; ingesting, inhaling, orally, rectally, intravenously . . . Amazing how much time some have on their hands to figure this out . . . Lol
premiumgrade - January 21, 2014, 9:43 am
Chances are they had one too many lawsuits.

GODZILLA BAITING - The Japanese quickly realized the monster's soft spot for junk food.

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Rating: 4.8/5

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EmilioDumphque - January 5, 2013, 1:47 am


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5150monkeylove - August 10, 2012, 5:13 am
Just one? What happened to the rest of the litter? Just joking... Sup all?!?!?!?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2012, 10:07 am
Will do.
rerun - August 8, 2012, 8:01 pm

Well, if you guys know how to reach him send him my best wishes, it is a fun ride.
Greeny - August 8, 2012, 6:35 pm
my congratudolences!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 8, 2012, 6:16 pm
Just so you guys don't think that Spacedog and I have gone crazy...our old friend thetrashheap and his lovely wife just had a beautiful baby girl.
spacedog - August 8, 2012, 4:03 pm
I think if he had any free time, it's gone now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 8, 2012, 1:22 pm
Now if we could just get him to come back and read that........
spacedog - August 8, 2012, 11:21 am
Welcome to a whole new learning curve my friend. Congrats!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 28, 2010, 4:43 am
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 11:46 pm
This poster is hilarious!
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 11:45 pm
Now, when men get to fighting, it happens here! And it finishes here! Two men enter; one man laughs.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2010, 11:27 pm
Fuck you Trash...I'm sober, And I still think you're stupid......
TheTrashHeap - July 26, 2010, 10:41 pm
And by dyslexia I assume you mean alcoholism.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2010, 10:17 pm
My dyslexia is still in full bloom.....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2010, 10:16 pm
good to see ya Trash.....I'm guessing the rash cleared up?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2010, 8:26 pm
Derivative and juvenile with an oaky aftertaste.....5L
spacedog - July 26, 2010, 8:00 pm
Ha! 5L
pzykosiz - July 26, 2010, 7:04 pm
Funny shit TTH. 5L
Faceplant31 - July 26, 2010, 6:49 pm
Nice one TTH. 5L

CRAP - What stuff tends to become.

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Rating: 3.17/5

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Derek - April 17, 2010, 4:02 am
I can just imagine a modern burial: "Ashes to ashes and crap to crap"
ICEMAN - April 17, 2010, 2:47 am
Crap. What this poster is. 1

transporting hungry mule -

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mizzdizz - March 29, 2017, 6:25 am
Thanks, guys! JW, Yup! chuckle, chuckle...
JesusWept - March 29, 2017, 5:12 am
LOL rednecks? ^^^^^Up
concern3 - March 29, 2017, 1:39 am
Nice one, UP yours

Capitalism -

Weight -

Junk Mail -

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Rating: 4.91/5

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MissPriss - November 20, 2014, 7:43 pm
Poor bastrad...died! But there's a house on the market...anyone interested? ;)
Thedge - November 18, 2014, 11:22 am
Thedge - November 18, 2014, 11:21 am
And again, into the depths. Listerine jello shot?
mizzdizz - November 18, 2014, 4:33 am
I live at #69, is he fine?
mizzdizz - November 18, 2014, 4:33 am
I live at #69, is he fine?

Junk in the trunk? -