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Horn Demotivational Poster

When I was a kid -

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Rating: 4.75/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 27, 2013, 7:16 pm
And parents weren't so sue happy. The kid who sets himself aflame, uh... freakin' deserves it. Case dismissed.
PapaFox - April 24, 2013, 2:59 pm
Too right!

PRANKS - Hilarious when they don't happen to you

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Rating: 4.86/5

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Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 3:15 pm
writing this one down...
jejeloman - November 21, 2011, 9:06 pm
It's perfect for sleepy people XD lol!!!
Rad - November 21, 2011, 12:49 am
This would make my wife soil herself! Great idea!

HELPING EACH OTHER OUT - any way we can

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Rating: 4.89/5

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joshuas193 - February 22, 2013, 4:40 am
This is one of the funniest things ever!! My sides hurt from laughing.
Zreiser - February 17, 2011, 1:44 am
Normally, I skip past extra long posters, but this is AMAZINGLY FUNNY!! This is sooo great, I actually read it to several people.
CoolioIndeed - February 16, 2011, 8:59 pm
Airman, you put too much WIN in this poster, for my sides have split open. 5 Kitty's
autumnspirit - February 16, 2011, 5:56 pm
ROFLMFAO This is the best!
TheOne - February 16, 2011, 4:16 pm
Zook - August 31, 2010, 5:14 pm
this poster is just epic
Raf82 - August 25, 2010, 1:49 pm
ROFL LMAO Funniest poster ever!
Dangle - August 12, 2010, 9:15 am
BWAHAHAHA 5 lost kitties!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 11, 2010, 11:51 am
AAlso....CCarots AAre GGood for DDigestion
Sean - August 11, 2010, 11:34 am
Welcome to the interwebbernet, RRDD, where your newly overcome ignorance becomes the measure of all things.
Airman - August 11, 2010, 10:44 am
Oh RRay.. tthat is wwhy it ssays David Thorne in tthe ttags.. we all know who he is.
RRaymonDD - August 11, 2010, 4:41 am
For the people that think this was funny, David Thorne, the author of this joke has many more over here: http://27bslash6.com/
Sean - August 10, 2010, 4:45 pm
Wow, I can be such a jerk sometimes, but not this time. Yerrrr welcome! What kinda name is Missy, anyways? No wonder she ran away and won't come back. Hope she hasn't done herself an injury outta sheer nominal dispair.
thatonechick - August 10, 2010, 4:17 pm
That's totally my real phone number, too.
tryal - August 10, 2010, 3:49 pm
anyone called the # yet?
spacedog - August 10, 2010, 3:06 pm
Totally f'ing hilarious Airman. 5L
just me - August 10, 2010, 2:27 pm
WOW that is funny! I have been on both sides of that discussion with people before!
Faceplant31 - August 10, 2010, 2:10 pm
ROR! That is amsome


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Rating: 4.9/5

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Sean - May 17, 2011, 4:46 pm
And the remaining 31% are just a bunch of damn lazy assed quitters.
CaptainBaked - May 17, 2011, 10:58 am
HAHA! Favourited..
Verdeckt - May 17, 2011, 6:31 am
Rule 34.. NO exceptions
Budog - May 17, 2011, 5:56 am
Well I have heard of taking it in the caboose, but in the bus?


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Rating: 5/5

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MercAlert - May 15, 2012, 5:18 pm
By sodomizing him?
moerdijk - March 17, 2011, 1:59 pm
SunnyDay - December 19, 2010, 7:36 pm
ouch 5L
jameswnash - August 26, 2010, 8:49 pm
He is just helping that poor guy over the fence, really
crankyhead - August 24, 2010, 4:50 pm
very nice

CARTOONS - Back in the day, we watched violence-filled Looney Tunes. Nowadays kids watch crap like Dora the Explorer. They won't make it in the real world.

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Aurielius - October 3, 2015, 9:38 am
Duck season or Wabbit season..that is the real question..chuckles
axe11154 - September 20, 2012, 7:56 pm
In my day the muppets showed me how to be happy in my day the looney toons showwed me how to fight in my day the world understood this and now look. children will never be the same again.
EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 12:51 am
Geez, what a bunch of grumpy old men! All together now:"In MY day..."
greenknight - March 23, 2011, 10:06 pm
Bring back the old cartoons and a cheer the Crazyfreddy should join: BRING BACK THE FU*KING MUPPET SHOW!!
boeweizer - August 6, 2010, 12:20 pm
looney toons and tom and jerry i always lol my face off
corbett06 - July 15, 2010, 1:26 am
old cartoons were and still are the shit hands down...sponge bob fuck pants has nothing on daffy duck
crazyfreddy - July 13, 2010, 6:11 pm
So true , bring the old cartoons back !!

LONGHORN - What Aggies want to be when they grow up.

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Rating: 2.32/5

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rerun - November 26, 2010, 11:07 pm

swat, go away
agdaniele - November 26, 2010, 10:49 pm
manners, swat. We're not here to be a pain.
swat253 - November 26, 2010, 10:47 pm
24-17 and you're LAST in the Big XII South... Hook THIS, Bitch!
DreMagnum - December 2, 2009, 8:39 pm
As nice as Charles Manson and Hitler offspring after a rough day at school
rerun - December 2, 2009, 5:28 pm

He probably knows know. Isn't Moooo+ behind just about everything?
LogicDude - December 2, 2009, 5:24 pm
Well Rerun, does Aggy know that some random cow college has infringed on his identity? Isn't identity theft a CRIME? Huh? HUH!? WELL!?!? Wait...is Moooooooooooooo behind this?
rerun - December 2, 2009, 3:40 pm

sorry guys, this isn't about you. I know, it really isn't. For those who don't know, The longhorn is University of Texas (my college), the Aggies ate Texas A & M. The enemy. Hook Em Horns
Jmac0585 - December 2, 2009, 11:51 am
National champions in three, two, one...
GreyScorpion - December 2, 2009, 10:17 am
I don't get it...... Aggy's want to grow up to be steers? Weird Aspiration. ;)
LogicDude - December 2, 2009, 6:26 am
Yeah, everyone knows that Aggy's longheld dream is to get picked for one of the spots on the "Cher Sings" Revue over at the Golden Nugget.
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 2:23 am
I beg to differ.

HOOK 'EM HORNS! - Even a fetus knows Oklahoma sucks.

NO, YOU MOVE - I'm the god damn Batman!

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Rating: 3.59/5

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Mega48man - May 25, 2011, 3:29 pm
true, you can't beat that. however, that's the green hornet, it's guns...that shoot bullets
Guest091 - July 18, 2009, 11:01 am
I must admit, this Batmobile was probably the best one of them all featured on the show/movies. You can't be a classic ride.

WAKING THE BABY - If you didn't laugh, kudos to you.

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Rating: 3/5

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BoneCD - April 21, 2009, 3:47 pm
What...did you say something?
LogicDude - April 21, 2009, 9:57 am
If you didn't laugh, it's because you did this and CPS still won't let you have your kid back.

CAPE HORN - Say it 5 times fast and you'll shit bricks

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Rating: 2.16/5
lol - August 19, 2008, 2:48 am
i lol'ed
Pinky Malone - June 6, 2008, 12:49 am
I did. I didn't.


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Rating: 3.76/5

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GreyScorpion - December 11, 2009, 11:37 am
Bulls doing cartwheels...you don't see that everyday now you? "5, go toro, go toro"
me4891 - December 11, 2009, 11:35 am
This one will keep me laughing through my Friday staff meeting


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Rating: 4.63/5

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forseti - November 24, 2010, 1:44 pm
...and then the pilot created caramel.
Airman - November 24, 2010, 1:04 pm
that would certainly be the quickest solution! But.. doesn't that look like a big jar below the engine.. maybe they got the queen and got them out of there. They could use their firefighting unis to get in there
rerun - November 24, 2010, 12:26 pm

wonder how this problem was resolved....we have ignition?

"WISHING YOU WERE DEAD" - Is a phenomenon experienced by those who realise that they just bailed out of a 35 million dollar aircraft

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Rating: 4.1/5

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Aurielius - September 28, 2015, 2:47 pm
Actually you are thanking the gods that you got out in time..screw the cost, pilots are more valuable...as any aviator will tell you.
AdmiralAckbar - December 21, 2010, 2:57 pm
you should try writing software for lawyers.

COOLER THAN YOU, - You just wish you were as hot as me ;)

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Rating: 2.2/5

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rerun - September 19, 2010, 8:09 am

wow Claire, tell you something and now the whole world knows.....and yes, it did hurt a little.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 3:35 am
Truer words were never spoken by a Texan....
Claire - September 19, 2010, 3:16 am
No wonder I like it so much. The cruelty part, of course. I don't know what liquor is.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 3:12 am
Actually, Topics don't exist at Pat's, Only liquor and cruelty exist at Pat's.
Claire - September 19, 2010, 3:09 am
Pat's Place IS off topic.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 3:07 am
I see nothing wrong with your jokes....now, your ability to take a thread off topic...that's another story.
Claire - September 19, 2010, 3:05 am
I don't know if I'm allowed to make half the jokes I have...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 3:01 am
Yer dad sounds like a lot of fun.
Claire - September 19, 2010, 2:55 am
That happened to me once when I tried Daddy's coffee.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 2:52 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txqiwrbYGrs something like this, you can relate, he's about your age.
Claire - September 19, 2010, 2:50 am
That's me. Eleven years old. What does "drunk" mean?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 2:39 am
Oh, and Claire....of course you're short....you're 11.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 2:39 am
I have a tattoo of a demon face on my shoulder....ahhhh to be 18 and drunk again.
Claire - September 19, 2010, 2:36 am
Not lately. Pay more attention to the Pat's Place thread. Also, my height has never been discussed before, but I'm very short. Lots of things go over my head.
Faceplant31 - September 19, 2010, 2:35 am
You have any ink Mooooooooooooooooooo? I know that you have spots but you were born with those.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 2:30 am
That went right over your head Claire......I thought you were the smart one around here.
Claire - September 19, 2010, 2:25 am
TAGS: naughty horny penis pink waffle But the TATS aren't bad either. I didn't know Rerun had that kind of pain tolerance.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 2:23 am
Is that what the kids are calling them now?
Claire - September 19, 2010, 2:22 am
Nice tags.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 2:20 am
Rerun would never use his own pic as an avatar...That would be in very poor taste. anyways, they didn't get his good side.
jameswnash - September 19, 2010, 2:09 am
LOL RL thqats not right...funny but not right
Reality Lord - September 19, 2010, 12:08 am

hey RR, are you still looking for an avatar?


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Rating: 4.84/5

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Sean - August 26, 2011, 8:58 pm
I like it! Even if I don't particularly care for her tone of voice. Stand tall, Pidgy. There's a priciple at staek here -- even if neither of us know what it is.
Jackl - August 21, 2011, 12:26 pm
Ahahahaha. Wow. Exactly what I needed to see first thing on a hangover. 5


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Rating: 4.25/5

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tellitlikeitis - December 21, 2011, 9:18 pm
Oops... fail on the moderator's part.
TheSanityInspector - December 20, 2011, 12:27 pm
It's okay, Leighton, we see what you meant: "If you see us without an erection, please us and then give us a sandwich."
mariand - December 20, 2011, 5:55 am
The idea is cool...I can get over that
LeightonESmith - December 20, 2011, 5:08 am
*give us damn i had a grammatical fail with that

BRET MICHAELS - is an over-the-hill untalented crass horny douchebag who utterly sickens me.

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Rating: 2.81/5

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Nittin - May 20, 2009, 12:58 am
what the hell kind of name is 'Bret'?
HtD - March 28, 2009, 3:56 am
You're one of the idiots that would go on the show to get a disease from this asshole.
mee - March 28, 2009, 2:58 am
man bret michaels is sexy and he is awesome although alot older than me i still love the music!!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 22, 2009, 12:27 am
Talk dirty to me! Seriously, one okay song ( if I have my kitsch meter turned to 11 ) doesn't make up for a half assed career as a reality show c-level celebrity horndog with absolutely zero class.
Cubbybear - January 21, 2009, 11:11 am
I know what you mean...Poison was not a great band


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Rating: 4.57/5

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niz - May 24, 2012, 1:08 pm
Makes me think of that narwhals song.. "just don't let them touch your balls"
agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 1:17 am

OVER COMPENSATION - Some people just do it too well!

NOT EXACTLY WHAT I MEANT - When I said I was looking for a horny woman ...

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Rating: 4.61/5

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Budog - May 16, 2012, 2:41 pm
She has a nice rack!
Budog - May 16, 2012, 2:41 pm
She has a nice rack!
dy2012 - May 16, 2012, 1:38 pm
hehehe nice one lol!
spypengen - May 16, 2012, 9:45 am
I think I just did a CloudchaserS
spypengen - May 16, 2012, 9:45 am
I think we found hammy's wife 5L
spypengen - May 16, 2012, 9:45 am
I think we found hammy's wife 5L
spypengen - May 16, 2012, 9:44 am
I think we found hammy a wife 5L
spypengen - May 16, 2012, 9:44 am
I think we found hammy a wife 5L

LOST IN TRANSLATION - When I said.., 'Go grab the Fish-Net & lets go to the Beach to catch a BIG one' this is NOT what I meant..!!

NARWHAL ATTACK!!!!!!!!! - We're F*cked

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Rating: 2.57/5

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agdaniele - October 30, 2010, 8:52 pm
what the f... oh.
Mr. Shiny - October 30, 2010, 11:42 am
ICEMAN - October 30, 2010, 8:40 am
So is this poster. 1


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Rating: 4.54/5

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voodoo3535 - March 16, 2011, 1:27 am
Damn hipsters and their little dogs too!!! But still 5 doggie punts.


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Rating: 4.18/5

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HELMET, HORNS AND SWORD - Mortals, come out, come out and let's play !

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Rating: 3.78/5

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SIZE DOESN'T MATTER... - But then again... With a rack like THAT you can say stupid crap and get away with it!

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BRAVERY - I wish to have no connection with any ship that does not sail fast; for I intend to go in harm's way.


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POO WORM - Because even the Thornberrys fail sometimes..

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THORN IN MY SIDE - "Oh hi there. Don't mind me. Just eating chips bro."

THREESOME - You're doing it wrong

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Rating: 5/5

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derk91 - November 2, 2011, 4:22 pm
ans from that day forth those 2 men never made another noise when they passed gas.
Iconoclast - October 25, 2011, 11:49 pm
I've never understood those who "run with the bulls" year after year - including a colleague who has done it for more than 15 years. I just figure that he is proving that he really is "nuts".




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Rating: 4.68/5

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agdaniele - October 10, 2010, 3:31 pm
Love it.


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redhdsrbst - June 16, 2010, 11:18 pm
LoL .. even radiator fluid is an oil
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 16, 2010, 10:37 pm
Transmission fluid is lubricant (of a sort), so it could be called Oil.
angus90 - June 16, 2010, 10:31 pm
Americans are the only ones dumb enough to put oil in a transmission, unfortunately.
redhdsrbst - June 16, 2010, 10:27 pm
rofl .. 5L for that little note

AFTER HIS BUSY NIGHT - of delivering presents around the world Santa likes to help deliver some special presents

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Rating: 4.16/5

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Airman - December 29, 2009, 11:22 am
glad it made you laugh phy
phydeaux - December 28, 2009, 4:39 pm
That REALLY made me LOL Mr. Airman Sir!

TUNACORN - When hermaphrodite is just too politically correct.

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Rating: 4/5

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Fentroll - June 21, 2012, 12:50 am
oh, thats...... just freaking traumatizing! 5L
Fentroll - June 21, 2012, 12:50 am
oh, thats...... just freaking traumatizing! 5L

REVENGE - It really does suck

WOULD YOU RATHER - Get slapped across the face with this cactus Or grab and squeeze it with your bare hands?

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Rating: 3.75/5

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Sho - August 4, 2011, 3:25 pm
Oh ok, thanks. I like making them up
R.S.Jake - August 4, 2011, 12:25 pm
Marriage = Darned if you do, Darned if you don't.
Sho - August 4, 2011, 11:10 am
Marriage posters?
Verdeckt - August 4, 2011, 6:14 am
Wow, these marriage posters are getting weirder and weirder.

MOON - One man, alone with a robot that has a two holed hand. OUCH.

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Rating: 2.82/5

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Police Brutality -

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Fatty - August 5, 2008, 1:34 pm
Would it be less of a shame if she was actually there doing that? Besides some of the humor involved w/ Photoshop is the cheesy-ness of it.
~ - May 18, 2008, 4:07 am
It's a shame that it's really obvious the picture is photoshopped. The lighting's way different.

affection -

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Cannabal - May 19, 2013, 9:15 am
Every rose has its thorn, just as every night has its dawn, just as every cowboy sings a sad, sad song....

Maturity -

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Airman - July 1, 2014, 10:51 pm
maybe bi-horn fits
Greeny - July 1, 2014, 7:59 pm
wait... dual horns sounds better. I mean worse
Greeny - July 1, 2014, 7:54 pm
Mine has twin horns. 5L

ministration -

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why oh why -

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 8, 2014, 11:17 pm
Probably not.
Greeny - April 8, 2014, 8:49 pm
lol - he'll learn eventually

That's Vehicular -


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Rating: 4.69/5

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Sean - May 2, 2011, 2:23 pm
Wow, Mongo's lost a lot of weight.

Thorns -

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Intimidation -

Contests -

JANUARY 12, 2010 -

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Motifake Wit Liberation F - January 13, 2010, 1:14 am
hehehehehehehehehehe. Oh the humanity!
Skarrde - January 12, 2010, 11:23 pm
*putting glue in his ear* metal scarssss
Bartimaeus - January 12, 2010, 9:27 pm
Been there...done that...wrote a poem.
agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 9:25 pm
It might... but tears clean the soul, too. Try those.
Bartimaeus - January 12, 2010, 9:13 pm
Would bleach work?
agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 9:12 pm
It's the follow-up to http://www.motifake.com/october-30-2009-sorry-about-the-extremely-loooooong-longfake-demotivational-poster-76128.html
agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 9:11 pm
Not enough peroxide in the house, Bart? LOL!
Bartimaeus - January 12, 2010, 9:08 pm
Aggy, you evil suchandsuch...5L
Porcelina - January 12, 2010, 9:07 pm
I'm slow ;_;' don't understand. FUUUU
CANADA - January 12, 2010, 9:04 pm
shit happens on the inter webz!



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Rating: 3.1/5

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ICEMAN - November 11, 2009, 1:24 am
And besides, I gave you 5 lil fishies so kick back, enjoy.
ICEMAN - November 11, 2009, 1:20 am
Heh, heh. If the foo shits. ;)
Sean - November 11, 2009, 1:05 am
Eh! Who you callin' a fish-fukkr?
ICEMAN - November 11, 2009, 1:04 am
Is this personal experience talking?


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Rating: 2.94/5

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Haarakkon - November 25, 2009, 8:09 am
I swear that's my uncle.
BoneCD - November 24, 2009, 11:27 pm
Thank god...I thought is was some weird form of Islamic S&M
Derek - November 24, 2009, 11:20 pm
Looks like the rope version of an ancient Celtic helmet.

if everyday is a gift -

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mizzdizz - May 6, 2017, 8:30 am
Thanks Cern! I was having one of THOSE mornings! chuckle, chuckle...
concern3 - May 6, 2017, 4:44 am
UP yours


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mizzdizz - April 11, 2016, 12:25 am
Maybe it wasn't food she was serving? ^!!!!

Paradigm Shift -

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steve1961 - March 17, 2015, 12:23 am
That awkward moment when you discover that Hammy won't ever be calling you back...
EmilioDumphque - March 16, 2015, 11:35 pm
Hey, it's called "Me and ewe", not "me and nanny", sicko!

That Remind's Me -


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mizzdizz - June 1, 2015, 9:21 am
LOL! Good one, TJ! I'd say those were fake, but there were some crickets in La. that educated me! A little dark humor after a disaster is always healthy. 5 LOL lions!