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Hilton Demotivational Poster

Idiots -

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Rating: 2.77/5

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Travis - February 1, 2009, 12:16 pm
I hate this CUNT
Sean - May 28, 2008, 11:28 am
Brilliant anyway. For me the demotivating part is that I had yet to learn this lesson. And you could always say you did it up too soon after arguing with an idiot.
Ernie - May 27, 2008, 7:59 pm
GRRR. A typo. FAIL!
Idiot - May 26, 2008, 6:46 pm
The do?

2012 -

NARCISSISM - "One of the troubles about vanity is that it grows with what it feeds on. The more you are talked about, the more you will wish to be talked about." Bertrand Russell

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Rating: 4.46/5

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steve1961 - July 18, 2012, 11:53 pm
This is all about me...isn't it? ;)

LOOK OUT BOY'S - Paris is joining the Marine's ( fire bubbles.., not bullets... )

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Rating: 2.87/5

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fascistfrenchman - July 6, 2010, 5:24 pm
I know a woman who would be disappointed that it fires bubbles instead of real shells. 4 Lions


THE FREE WORLD THANKS YOU 007 - M, objective accomplished; I've just assassinated Paris Hilton.

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Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2014, 2:00 am

SYNCHRONIZED BIMBOS - not yet an Olympic event

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Rating: 4.33/5

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PARIS - For some reason she attracts Crab-Eating Monkeys !!

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Rating: 2.5/5

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MO - June 12, 2009, 5:04 pm
Holy crap!! Them's alot of monkeys! Spank 'em! Spank 'em all!!!
union - June 12, 2009, 5:00 pm
She has great legs.

TURN LEFT IN 50 FEET... - Arrive at destination. Welcome home, Ms. Hilton.


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Rating: 4.47/5

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AdmiralAckbar - September 16, 2010, 10:47 pm
whatever floats your boat. This could be a new poll in he forums, the horse or the whore
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 16, 2010, 10:14 pm
The horse or Paris Hilton?
AdmiralAckbar - September 16, 2010, 9:59 pm
ok, so who would not do her if they came home and found her in their bed? I'm going to puke.
jameswnash - September 16, 2010, 9:36 pm
and no one wants to admit it! Nicely done
Metalissa - September 15, 2010, 11:19 pm
Thank you very much, to all 3 of you. :D
forseti - September 15, 2010, 8:00 am
5 Whorses
hootizz - September 15, 2010, 7:59 am
very very clever.., fantastic...
thehighredeemer - September 15, 2010, 6:52 am
I love it!

IT'S COMFORTING TO KNOW - That paris Hilton can save us all from a zombie invasion

PEREZ HILTON - He makes Elton John look like Rambo

DOUCHEBAGS - Meet Your New God

CONDOMS - Could have prevented these two tragedies.

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Rating: 4.45/5

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Ed-Hyde - September 1, 2010, 7:58 am
Of course, if those mistakes hadn't happened, Sex tapes wouldn't be an acceptable way to become famous.
GreyScorpion - August 31, 2010, 4:14 pm
ohhh, love vs like....I get it. well not right now, maybe later, after she has a few martoooni's
Faceplant31 - August 31, 2010, 3:52 pm
Exactly my point Grey!
GreyScorpion - August 31, 2010, 3:49 pm
A "gulp" would have prevented this too
Faceplant31 - August 31, 2010, 3:38 pm
Very true, so could have true love tho...

YOUR FIFTEEN MINUTES ARE UP - Now gimme back my fifteen minutes which you stole long ago, you attention-wh*re

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Rating: 4.37/5

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IDIOTS - She can beat me with her experience anytime...

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Rating: 1.76/5
BriaHere - June 18, 2009, 10:36 am
Oh, so you want herpes?
murderblade - December 29, 2008, 7:31 pm
idiots, most can spell they.



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Rating: 4.71/5

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Sho - February 24, 2012, 4:58 pm
Oh yea probably heheh
gas - February 24, 2012, 3:21 pm
I meant Paris Hilton "closing" Britney's legs xD (I think I saw that photo somewhere)
Sho - February 24, 2012, 1:23 pm
Nope, definitely Paris Hilton lol. Or Madonna is fine too
gas - February 24, 2012, 12:03 pm
lol, weren't those Britney's legs, if I remember correctly?


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Rating: 3.86/5

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agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 2:22 am
My momma dun told me... give Cubby a 5L!
agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 2:22 am
Oh no no no no no no.... uhhhh.... nope!

AMAZIA - 'The complete absence of breasts' I guess if you have enough money, it doesn't really matter.

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Rating: 3.83/5

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HIPPOPOTOMONSTROSESQUIPEDALIOPHOBIA - Not the case here. It's more the problem to understand words with more than four letters.

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Rating: 3.78/5

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booger13 - March 29, 2010, 11:02 pm
bull5h17 , she aint that smart to even read the book, much less when she prob saw the book it looked like it was French

PERVERSION - Honey, I'm sleeping at the Paris Hilton tonight. Wait... no. No. No. Relax. No. No. I'm not taking pictures. No. It's the Hilton Hôtel de Paris. Silly.

PARIS HILTON - Part human. Part money. All retarded.


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Rating: 3.33/5

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frixxxx - January 7, 2010, 7:13 pm
IDK- Is that her belly button or a 2nd VAG?
agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 2:06 am
I cannot deny, this is the best pic of this girl... albeit 40% of the credit goes to the burger. Nevertheless, I can't justify a lifetime of venerial disease just for 5 fantastic minutes. Nor can I justify whatever would come from banging Paris.



A NIGHTMARE - for Paris Hilton.


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Rating: 2.75/5

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COURAGE - Looking the gay judge in the eye and disagreeing with his "lifestyle," knowing it will cost you your rightfully-earned crown.

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Rating: 2.37/5

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Agent K - August 3, 2009, 8:09 pm
smokin hot insane but smokin hot
idiots - May 13, 2009, 8:39 pm
She didnt lose the crown because if donald says she's in, shes in. Donald hates fags too obviously.
Yup - May 12, 2009, 4:43 pm
Haha, i know why Perez Hilton is so mad... looking at Carrie Prejean up on stage must have "set him straight". Or in other words, Prejean is so hot, Perez isnt gay anymore! now excuse me while I complete my objective for clicking on this poster "fap". Ha
Jmac0585 - May 7, 2009, 12:30 pm
Because, LD, his agenda was as hidden as his sexuality. He did not do himself any favors.
LogicDude - May 6, 2009, 2:40 pm
I wonder why that flaming beotch Perez didn't ask that question of all the contestants? I wonder which ones would have folded knowing that the fudgepacker asking the question would vote them down if they were honest? Kudos to this lady!
Anonymous2 - May 6, 2009, 1:10 pm
Wait a sec... Perez Hilton is gay? What the hell is he doing judging a women's beauty contest, then? That's like asking a deaf man judging a music contest.
Jmac0585 - May 6, 2009, 10:40 am
Also, my punctuation is correct.
Jmac0585 - May 6, 2009, 9:44 am
In a contest the object is to win, unless you have convictions. At that point those with convictions do not yield, and those without demonstrate their cowardice and corruption and do what they can to win. See: Arlen Specter.
Bob Chin - May 6, 2009, 7:37 am
Wait just a second....Perez Hilton is gay!!! Wow, I wonder if his sisters knew about that. Not that Paris wouldn't be down with it, shes all like "that's hott", with nearly everything.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - May 6, 2009, 12:28 am
You, agdaniele, are a hero on the front of the Great Grammar War of 2009. I salute you! Vive Le Punctuation!
agdaniele - May 5, 2009, 8:43 pm
I'd also like to point out the punctuation placed AFTER the end quotes. It actually DOES feel better.
agdaniele - May 5, 2009, 8:41 pm
Courage? I disagree. It's a contest... in a contest, the object is to win. You're taking a gross lapse in situational awareness and intelligence and labeling it as "courage". Opinion aside, it was a shining moment of ignorance.


REALITY CHECK - Of course you want to do her, but you'll never will. (it aint Paris Hilton)

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Rating: 2.21/5

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Michelle Trachtenberg - January 14, 2009, 8:47 am
is fucking gorgeous
Shtoink - October 20, 2008, 3:11 am
well narutarded if that really does happen pics or it never happened!
Narutarded - October 12, 2008, 5:22 am
Narutarded - October 12, 2008, 5:21 am
Never say never, especially in Hollywood. She may not go for you little boys, bit I think she might just be happy with a woman like me.

JESSICA HILTON - Her Eye Que is be low.

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Rating: 2.08/5

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flo - February 27, 2009, 6:57 am
reminds me on harvey dent. or is she..

*TACKESTAB* - Is the appropriate response.

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Rating: 1.67/5

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Claire - October 2, 2009, 8:17 pm
What's a tackestab?
WTF - October 2, 2009, 5:33 pm


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Rating: 4.35/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 9, 2013, 12:34 pm
Amen! A - freakin' - men! 5L!
Silverheart - January 24, 2013, 8:37 pm

Thanks, you guys... I does it for the lolz.
GaryO - January 24, 2013, 8:32 pm
Sly, when you roll, you rock. And you be rolling….and Prissy’s comment makes this 5 Leaps somewhere over the freaking rainbow
MissPriss - January 24, 2013, 8:14 pm
and your little dog too... he 5L hates ya!


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Rating: 4.25/5

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steve1961 - June 8, 2014, 2:25 pm
She's 21. She's advertised as Japan's Lady GaGa...
Reality Lord - June 8, 2014, 11:32 am

Kyary Pamyu Pamyu...um please tell me she's older than the 9yr old they have her made up as. just totally wrong.
Silverheart - June 6, 2014, 8:31 pm

Do you even google, bro? Kyary Pamyu Pamyu is a J-pop star... see my sig in the forum. And I'd love to do some Kamasutra activities with her!
steve1961 - June 6, 2014, 10:57 am
Kyary Pamyu Pamyu? Is that some kind of Kama Sutra thing? With an octopus, no doubt...
Silverheart - June 6, 2014, 9:16 am

1 beauty out of the 4 (Kim's hot, I don't care), Jenny McCarthy's funny sometimes... other than that, I couldn't care less about them. Give me Kyary Pamyu Pamyu anyday
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 6, 2014, 12:23 am
No worries, Sho. Sometimes it's difficult to tell on the internet... and texting.
Sho - June 5, 2014, 11:29 am
No need to apologize. I wasn't offended :)
GaryO - June 5, 2014, 8:58 am
Personality? Character? Face? Health issues? Things can be overlooked....‘cept that enormous hind end of Miss K. She could be the next Robert Crumb model, of which I’m a huge fan....of Robert Crumb....aaand humongous hind ends.
GaryO - June 5, 2014, 8:57 am
As for me, I can appreciate Sho’s stance in regard to those poor maligned sweeties. As for those ladies themselves, hey, I do love a smorgasbord.
GaryO - June 5, 2014, 8:56 am
Well, imagine that, crotchetyoldcynic is being a crotchety old cynic. Opines can be shared without provocation. No need to apologize, cynic.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 5, 2014, 1:23 am
But we can agree to disagree. And if I've offended you in any way - poster or comment - it was NOT my intention, I apologize.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 5, 2014, 1:15 am
. . . and it's darker than any film could depict. It's commendable that you want to see the good in people, especially at Motifake and in your life. I just can't regarding the film industry.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 5, 2014, 1:07 am
Granted, there are people who get into acting with the best intentions. But to believe that everybody's intentions in Hollywood is pure, would be naive. Now I don't want to sound cliched, but I've had friends and family go to Hollywood and Disney . . .
Greeny - June 4, 2014, 10:04 pm
I heard Paris could f**kup a County Fair
Sho - June 4, 2014, 4:48 pm
i see its more, lets say, fun and easier to think badly of someone, than to actually walk in their shoes, or figure out what really happened. but yes, people like you, who bash what you hate instead of promote what you love, are making them famous too
Sho - June 4, 2014, 4:45 pm
those are good reasons to think they have some std without even knowing them personally? better just believe what the media wants you to think and judge by what you hear/see, not what you know. Any guy could say the same about your mom/sister/girlfriend 2
maoworks2 - June 4, 2014, 1:00 pm
Point Taking .
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2014, 11:37 am
Lastly, any average guy you ask would most likely say that they'd "[email protected] that." What stops those in power - in complete control of their career - to do the same? . . . . . I fear I may have said too much, lol.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2014, 11:32 am
That's basically why I logically believe that certain ones in the aforementioned have something, despite what they themselves actually believe to be cured.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2014, 11:25 am
"cures." E.g. polio is making a comeback. And as medical science has proven (or not proven) nothing is cured - not even cancer. Everything is in remission, slowly mutating into something stronger; more resistant to treatment.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2014, 11:19 am
I think if one climbed the ladder to success with no real talent (excluding bedroom talent), according to any and all home videos that were "accidentally left in the open", there's no doubt that medically something is incubating despite so called
Greybeard - June 4, 2014, 8:24 am
Super. 5 HoLlywood faceLifts
Sho - June 4, 2014, 7:52 am
Why do people always assume they have STD?
Reality Lord - June 4, 2014, 6:55 am

Meh...shoot me. I've always had a thing for paris


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Rating: 3.62/5

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agdaniele - May 22, 2009, 1:53 am
This is solid. 5L
BoneCD - May 21, 2009, 11:44 pm
I got to stop with the intellectual matter...

CELEBIRTY GYNECOLOGY - This weeks episode we visit Paris Hilton

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Rating: 3.57/5

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code - December 14, 2009, 5:40 am
he's gonna need some sort of eye protection. the fumes could melt his corneas

THE PARIS HILTON - The Arc de Triomphe Hilton sits among iconic Paris landmarks. Indulge in the spa, or dine alfresco at Le Safron

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Rating: 3.36/5

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sickartist - December 19, 2009, 1:40 pm
Excellent twist on the challenge. 5L

CLOTHES PIN - Why? Because without one he can still breathe!


REMEMBER "THAT" KID... - he smelled funny, dressed like his big sister, and everyone kidney checked?

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Rating: 2.65/5

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THE TEST - Does a ducks' "quack" echo or not?

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Rating: 2.6/5

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know_it_all - May 18, 2009, 4:08 pm
i'd hit it, for monetary purposes of course
SlimSkeeter - September 30, 2008, 9:28 pm
Looking at Paris makes my dick curl up and hide. I saw part of that sex video and I would rather fuck a "Real Doll" ... At least i would get a response back.
GayTest? - September 2, 2008, 6:52 am
Actually I wasn't even thinking that, i was thinking this was a Gay Test ;o)
RnR - August 28, 2008, 5:54 pm
sigh, i knew i had to explain: Paris = airhead. Duck quacks in ear. Empty room should provide echo (or reverb)
aPauling - August 28, 2008, 1:02 pm
Is syphilis supposed to stop a duck's quack from echoing or something?

SOCIALITES - They *really* are into everything

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Rating: 2.45/5

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DotDotDot - February 6, 2009, 10:44 pm
In this case however, everything is into her... and by into I mean inside.