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NEVER BE AFRAID TO SAY WHAT YOU FEEL - You can only die once

~ ~ DEJA MOO ~ ~ - It's the feeling you've heard this bull before!

burn baby burn -

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MissPriss - November 17, 2013, 6:11 pm
When I listen carefully, I actually hear mine laughing at my feeble attempts! Big 5L belly laughs from the sumabitches.
spacedog - November 17, 2013, 11:59 am
Nice one. 5L
Reality Lord - November 17, 2013, 11:49 am

LOL5. oh yeah...this is epic!!!

THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE - Are unseen That's why we close our eyes When we KISS.....CRY and DREAM

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marlygirl - April 14, 2011, 6:54 pm
5L. magnificent
Sho - March 26, 2011, 4:45 pm
lisabwells - March 26, 2011, 4:42 pm
This is so beautiful!
rerun - March 21, 2011, 8:34 pm

Reality Lord - March 21, 2011, 2:07 pm


BROWN RECLUSE - The Tiger Shark of the Spider World. One bite will never be forgotten; if you survive.

LITTLE MISUNDERSTANDING - Sorry if I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid but I really thought you already knew.

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MissPriss - July 7, 2012, 12:48 am
Tee hee you guys are stupid...I was trying to say I was stupid!
CloudchaserS - July 6, 2012, 1:36 am
I think he was referring to how the reason why stupid people are stupid is because they don't realize and understand that they are so.
MissPriss - July 6, 2012, 12:08 am
Um...what? ;)
SteveFurlong - July 5, 2012, 6:14 pm
It's pointless to tell stupid people they're stupid. They don't know, they don't want to know, and they get all pissy when you inform them, the ingrates.


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BoneCD - June 17, 2013, 8:09 pm
Lets just say... only when you're in jail.
calvin5040 - February 10, 2013, 10:32 pm

A FOOLISH MAN - Tells a woman to stop talking. A wise man tells her how beautiful she is when she is quiet.

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holymoly - January 26, 2012, 5:22 pm
Great poster Spanko... even better advice.. I need to remember this one...
suzieq - January 26, 2012, 2:50 pm
careful thogh, when she's too quiet, she's probably up to something that will cost you lol good post


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Faceplant31 - March 16, 2010, 2:07 pm
B E A UTIFUL! 5Titanic L's 4 U!

Love, Dishes -

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MissPriss - April 22, 2013, 1:33 pm
Okay, just saw this. Do I bite? Only if provoked, feeling threatened, backed into a corner or feeling frisky. Oh sorry, the first 3 are what make me feel frisky. 5L for the giggle Ism.
GaryO - April 17, 2013, 9:02 am
Ism, I’ll have you know ever since she moved in, I’ve been eating over the sink. BUT! If you hold her down on the kitchen table, I’ll ‘do her dishes’. Do monkeys bite?….I sure hope so.

1-800-CRY-BABY - We are here to help

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Rating: 2.85/5

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AngryBlackMan - November 24, 2008, 8:22 pm
LOL i printed this out and passed it around at work :)


EXPRESSING YOUR FEELINGS - Everybody has his own way to do it

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IGNORANCE IS BLISS - But the feeling is only temporary...

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steve1961 - February 25, 2013, 2:40 am
I guess it's academic cuz I don't think the robin will be coming back anytime soon...
Macumazahn - February 25, 2013, 2:34 am
As a minor quibble, that's an American snake, but a European robin... sorry!
Rudedog - February 21, 2013, 1:53 am
Love this poster. Thinking a well timed sidekick could take out the diamondback.
steve1961 - February 20, 2013, 7:57 pm
Thanks :)
MissPriss - February 20, 2013, 7:56 pm
Especially when you're never quite sure when it will end teehee Nice 5L sir.

I HAVE THE FEELING - My Grandmother doesn't like my new girlfriend

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mariand - September 20, 2011, 7:48 am
yeah...5he doesn't like her more and more and more...


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mariand - August 25, 2011, 2:34 pm
5incerly, I agree
Verdeckt - August 24, 2011, 11:34 pm
I am 5ympathetic to your cause.


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Haarakkon - August 8, 2010, 7:43 pm
Thanks for doing it justice! Chased that shot for 2 nights.
rerun - August 8, 2010, 6:47 pm

Thanks Haar for the great pic.

OFFICE POLITICS #15 - Sometimes doing a good job at work is like wetting your pants in a dark suit-- you get a warm feeling, but nobody else notices

BRUCE LEE - No think, Feel.

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Reality Lord - December 25, 2011, 10:09 am

lolz...and tru dat!



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Faceplant31 - March 11, 2010, 11:35 am
Fav'd 5L! Lesterman you have upped your game in a very big way the past couple of weeks! Keep it up.
phydeaux - March 11, 2010, 11:29 am
Is that offset with S.H.I.T. - Special High Intensity Training?


GUILTY! - Of course I feel guilty. But that's just my conscience. The rest of me is laughing my ass off because it'll be a while before you notice the hamster is missing.

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Dude 4515 - March 11, 2010, 12:45 pm
the delicious conundrum of a motivational poster saying success is achieved by IGNORING motivational posters, an a demotivational way. BRILLIANT! 5L!
phydeaux - March 11, 2010, 11:27 am
But...but...but...I like goofing off at work....

500! -

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 20, 2014, 9:19 pm
I under5tand, Sho. I understand... to an alarming degree.
Sho - February 20, 2014, 6:47 pm
It certainly does. But how sweet would it be to feel all the pain at once then, never again
MissPriss - February 20, 2014, 5:23 pm
Yes master...I understand 5L too well. But does paper cuts count? Don't you like the feeling and wish...oh never mind.
Sho - February 20, 2014, 9:23 am
Thank you :)
GaryO - February 20, 2014, 8:45 am
...aaand congrats on your five hundredth poster!
GaryO - February 20, 2014, 8:43 am
Geeesus, Sho, you have somehow gone from just plain scary to a (shiver) revulsed/petrified combo thing…….more please
ughomer - February 20, 2014, 8:10 am
Count me in, Sho! 5L


EXHILARATION - Cherish the memories before they fade into oblivion.

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lesterinside - March 14, 2010, 10:58 pm
Ok, i was only kidding. Lmao. Just a piece of advice, Try to LISTEN, not everybody enjoys your loud comments OK, being SILENT could work wonders for you. I hope you are old enough to realize that. Have peace in your heart and a very nice day, my friend.
lesterinside - March 14, 2010, 10:12 pm
yes treehodger. are you aware that race car spelled backwards is race car? better watch left and right before crossing the street. you might get hit by one.
Treehodger - March 14, 2010, 9:40 pm
Nice. Kind of old, but some people don't realize it. Did you know "Strap on" spelled backwards is "No parts"?
John R - March 13, 2010, 8:47 pm
It's funny, BECAUSE it's true.. 5 big cats..
spacedog - March 12, 2010, 6:20 pm
Wonderful poster Lester, 5Ls.
phydeaux - March 12, 2010, 11:10 am
out freaking standing Sir! 5L!
GreyScorpion - March 12, 2010, 10:16 am
Gold!! 5L

TAKE IT FROM THIS GUY - Life is full of challenges. Being happy shouldn't be one of them.

NOSTALGIA - awareness that things were not so unbearable as they seemed

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GreyScorpion - May 11, 2010, 8:25 pm
nice, 5L


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rnbw00 - September 19, 2011, 1:22 pm
Yeh, but which one is still alive, and looks great?

LOVE - Showing It With Flowers Would Have Been Less Dangerous

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hypn0x - October 4, 2009, 5:11 am
but also less epic

Gotta Know -

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MissPriss - April 23, 2015, 12:42 am
Dammit...only choke? I was really trying for that snort through your nose thingy. Oh well still taking the 5L's. Thanks dizz.
mizzdizz - April 22, 2015, 10:03 pm
Prissy, you made me choke on my coffee again! Totally relate!!!! 5 ROTFL lions!!!!


BAD BOYS - A guilty conscience needs no accuser.

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CloudchaserS - June 4, 2012, 5:07 am
Nothing specific, I was thinking of how we all have done and continue to do things that we see as being OK, but others think they are wrong and act like their opinion is fact
SteveFurlong - June 3, 2012, 5:14 pm
Cloudchaser has the right of it. Where would the Catholic Church or most governments be if they couldn't convince people that they were *bad* and *criminal* and needed to be corrected or punished. Why, people might start thinking for themselves. Anarchy!
MissPriss - June 3, 2012, 4:23 pm
Um is there something you'd like to share? ;)
CloudchaserS - June 3, 2012, 9:44 am
Here's a thought. What if something that someone has done isn't truly wrong, but others who think their opinion is fact has convinced said someone that what they did was wrong?


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spacedog - July 25, 2012, 10:14 pm
That's quite the response Emilio. Hopefully it means you like it.
EmilioDumphque - July 25, 2012, 5:04 pm
I ran out of gas. I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT!
spacedog - July 19, 2012, 8:53 pm
Thanks pickleviper.
pickleviper - July 19, 2012, 5:25 pm
Total frikkin poetry, spacedog. 5L all day long.


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dslohand - August 31, 2011, 8:13 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 26, 2011, 8:57 pm
I'm not...No one takes a poll like ICE takes a poll......(When I say "poll" I mean "cock") s'up Sally?
ICEMAN - January 26, 2011, 8:45 pm
Are you taking a poll Moooooooooooooo? You know my vote.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 26, 2011, 8:36 pm
Did I hear that wrong?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 26, 2011, 8:36 pm
I should ban Hammy?....OK.
Hawamleh - January 26, 2011, 8:34 pm
I mean that maybe moo+ should ban this guy, you know... ok i just reread my comment and boy did that sound stooopid :D
Claire - January 26, 2011, 6:53 pm
Er. What?
Hawamleh - January 26, 2011, 6:10 pm
whats wrong with desert? eh buddy? and oh claire wouldn't you agree that this one might be moo+'s first Bjolnir
Claire - January 26, 2011, 5:58 pm
First off; relevance? Second, it can't be that bad seeing as our education system was kind enough to teach me proper English.
FSUninja777 - January 26, 2011, 5:54 pm
Texas Sux, every part, every inch of awful desert! The super bowl is being held in a toilet bowl!
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 1:28 am
Claire - October 10, 2010, 1:27 am
agdaniele - October 10, 2010, 1:24 am
I was going to say something unfunny, but ack ack beat me to it.
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 1:23 am
Christopher Sholes
ICEMAN - October 10, 2010, 1:22 am
I would hope you still know how to spell sphincter.
agdaniele - October 10, 2010, 1:20 am
If you don't like how I spell cvical cancer, go elsewhere!
Claire - October 10, 2010, 1:17 am
What idiot put the "C" next to the "V?"
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 1:12 am
deprecation.deprivation.defecation... great can mean large or wonderful. the trap was set.
Claire - October 10, 2010, 1:10 am
Claire - October 10, 2010, 1:10 am
I'm confused. I should stop motifaking while on a sugar rush after sleep deprication.
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 1:07 am
yes mom. but did you hear it. Just say Texas and great and grab some popcorn.
Claire - October 10, 2010, 1:06 am
I think you need to go to bed.
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 1:03 am
not really it is just an illution. did anyone else here the sprrriinnngggg
Claire - October 10, 2010, 1:02 am
North America is relatively sanitary?
agdaniele - October 10, 2010, 1:00 am
North america... northern mexico... what's the difference?
Claire - October 10, 2010, 12:46 am
Hmm, we're both from Texas... I don't know what Ag meant by Canada, then.
ICEMAN - October 10, 2010, 12:45 am
Quite simple, Texas=great state=contradiction.
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 12:41 am
how so, Texas is a big place=227it=227
ICEMAN - October 10, 2010, 12:37 am
That's a contradiction of terms.
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 12:35 am
I'm no Canadian either, originally from the great state of Texas.
Claire - October 10, 2010, 12:34 am
But I'm not Canadian? Or were you talking to Ackbar?
agdaniele - October 10, 2010, 12:33 am
How about you just dress like all the other canadian girls... plaid shirt and sweat pants... yes, like a lesbian thermos.
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 12:30 am
it is the temazepam it takes a little while to focus. They call me DOM, DOM Ackbar
Claire - October 10, 2010, 12:30 am
Yeah... That's just not going to happen.
ICEMAN - October 10, 2010, 12:27 am
Molotov Cocktease would get my attention. Brock Samson doesn't know how good he has it.
agdaniele - October 10, 2010, 12:26 am
Akbar... you could respond faster if you typed with BOTH hands. Hurry up and finish already.... you're burning a hole in the "I like to know who I'm talking to" thread.
ICEMAN - October 10, 2010, 12:25 am
Wouldn't that be Ms. Julia?
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 12:25 am
There you go, easy and comfy. However, Molotov would get you more attention.
agdaniele - October 10, 2010, 12:24 am
Ms. Julio, if you're nasty.
ICEMAN - October 10, 2010, 12:22 am
In your dreams Julio.
Claire - October 10, 2010, 12:22 am
Ackbar- I do have a remote-control K9...
agdaniele - October 10, 2010, 12:18 am
LMAO! I'm ok... thanks. Ice, on the other hand... well, winter is coming... so he's getting a bit c0cky.
ICEMAN - October 10, 2010, 12:12 am
I smell a trap.
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 12:10 am
not bad and yourself?
agdaniele - October 10, 2010, 12:09 am
How's the evening treating you, ack ack??
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 12:09 am
there always is Molotov Cocktease if you really want to dress up.
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 12:06 am
you would have to bring k9 or have a little floating balloon tardis on a string. I am guessing Rorschach would get hot after a while.
agdaniele - October 10, 2010, 12:04 am
Claire - October 10, 2010, 12:03 am
Ha! But what's the fun in that? I'd just go dressed in pajamas and Chucks and then people would just think I was under-dressed. xD
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 12:01 am
You would have no problem going as Amy Pond. No need for a codpiece though
Claire - October 9, 2010, 11:58 pm
Possibly... actually I'd probably go as rule 63 Rorschach.
AdmiralAckbar - October 9, 2010, 11:51 pm
after looking at the profils you may now refer to me as DOM Ackbar. So Clair going as a Cyberman?
Claire - October 9, 2010, 11:49 pm
But.. what?
agdaniele - October 9, 2010, 11:48 pm
You're what we call "an enabler".
Claire - October 9, 2010, 11:40 pm
Sadly, I have yet to go. But it will always be a dream of mine.
agdaniele - October 9, 2010, 11:36 pm
Let me guess, Claire... you have pictures of your costume at comicon, too? With or without the codpiece?
Claire - October 9, 2010, 11:35 pm
Hey. No dissing on Comicon.
Claire - October 9, 2010, 11:35 pm
[email protected] the Admiral.
ICEMAN - October 9, 2010, 11:35 pm
Heh, heh.
agdaniele - October 9, 2010, 11:33 pm
I'm sure he was just cocky after his 4th midori sour and still revved up from... oh, let's say "comicon 2010"
agdaniele - October 9, 2010, 11:33 pm
State, my man.... state.
rerun - October 9, 2010, 11:32 pm

also, both parties involved in a cat fight need to be female...we can only confirm one as a true female, the other is a strong contender for the "Naru 2010" Imposter Award
ICEMAN - October 9, 2010, 11:31 pm
State or District?
agdaniele - October 9, 2010, 11:30 pm
Cat fight is incorrect... first, it wasn't an even fight by any means... it's called a trouncing. Secondly, there'd have been 2 cats in a cat fight... and one of these cats is from... ready for this? Washington.
AdmiralAckbar - October 9, 2010, 11:26 pm
it looks like it, any shirts get ripped off?
rerun - October 9, 2010, 11:26 pm

you missed it.
AdmiralAckbar - October 9, 2010, 11:24 pm
cat fight!
Claire - October 9, 2010, 10:33 pm
I wouldn't want to miss your ban.
Kazastas - October 9, 2010, 10:30 pm
Kazastas - October 9, 2010, 10:30 pm
I wouldn't want o miss your ever so clever comments
Claire - October 9, 2010, 10:29 pm
Then why are you still posting?
Kazastas - October 9, 2010, 10:27 pm
I could care less
rerun - October 9, 2010, 10:26 pm

I doub't that very much.
Kazastas - October 9, 2010, 10:25 pm
I am not a attention whore but think what you will.
Kazastas - October 9, 2010, 10:25 pm
I see you ran out of shit to say
rerun - October 9, 2010, 10:25 pm

nah, claire is not even close to being an attention whore. You on the other hand...
Claire - October 9, 2010, 10:24 pm
You're boring me now.
Kazastas - October 9, 2010, 10:21 pm
You would know sweetcakes
Claire - October 9, 2010, 10:19 pm
All attention whores are the same.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 9, 2010, 10:19 pm
We do?......who?
Kazastas - October 9, 2010, 10:18 pm
I say again.. you know me so well
Claire - October 9, 2010, 10:14 pm
Stumbled sounds about right. We also already have a drunk.
Kazastas - October 9, 2010, 10:13 pm
It was probably the clothes hair and piercings. Claire don't get your panties in a bunch doll i have not been lurking i stumbled across this sight tonight.
Claire - October 9, 2010, 10:08 pm
I dunno. I think Kaz has been lurking here for awhile and is attempting to copy every regular who has left. We have already had a Satanic nun, a slut, and a tranny. Next it will be making politifakes.
rerun - October 9, 2010, 10:06 pm

I thought it was the way they dressed.
Claire - October 9, 2010, 10:05 pm
LAWL SATANISM SO SCARY. I'm pretty sure you just smelled bad.
Kazastas - October 9, 2010, 9:48 pm
I never had a problem with "bullies" most everyone at my school was scared of me they thought i was satanic and going to beat there ass if they fucked with me >.>
MrBlack - October 9, 2010, 1:22 pm
I didn't really have a problem with bullying for 2 reasons. 1: not giving a damn. 2: People tend to stop the first time you punch someone over their heart then slam them into a locker.
AdmiralAckbar - October 9, 2010, 12:45 am
You want to take care of a bully punch him in the mouth. The world is full of pussies now a days. I hear they are giving out stress cards or something in the military now. Excuse me I am a little stressed right now, can you please stop shooting at me.
Neener - October 9, 2010, 12:37 am
Good one!

PRIDE GOETH BEFORE A FALL - Pain and looking like a dumbass cometh immediately after.


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Mongo - December 18, 2009, 8:20 am
It must be cold out....
BoneCD - December 18, 2009, 6:31 am
Awwww, look, snow bunnies! We must go comfort them Haar...
Mongo - December 17, 2009, 7:59 pm
She's from Wisconsin! Look at that huge piece of cheese in her trousers!
CANADA - December 17, 2009, 8:58 am
More Canadian sports!

MOON BEAMS - Fear ringed by doubt is my eternal moon.


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Bizy - February 1, 2012, 8:54 pm
There is a slight possibility that what one person is going through another has been down that road previously, hence the saying "I know how you feel"


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lgvernon - May 5, 2012, 11:28 am

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EVER GET THAT UNEASY FEELING - For some reason something just doesn't seem right about this Proctologist

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Reality Lord - July 23, 2011, 9:39 am

maybe its that you can feel the test begin...but feel both his hands on your shoulders. :0
ICEMAN - July 23, 2011, 3:37 am
Hell, my podiatrist dresses the same way. :/



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Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 2:48 am
Hey Lester
lesterinside - April 3, 2010, 2:46 am
Wow, what a nice day. Hello everyone. Hi Pro/Sean. Wow, my pet snail is emotionally stuck.
Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 12:48 am
Um, it'll be worth it. That was the greatest quote ever. I'm not even exaggerating. "God I love snails way." Say it with me... No, but seriously, it's probably the greatest quote I've ever read.
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:43 am
oh, double shoot!
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:43 am
I won't be mad, but my army of highly trained attack snails may just slowly track you down and avenge my honour. Unless you can somehow distract them with a head of lettuce. Shoot I probably should not have said that last par
Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 12:33 am
Okay, but just promise you won't get mad if one day I decide to make a poster with the caption: "God I love snails way" -Sean
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:27 am
Heyyyyyyyy. Dont houmer me you bassstard. *burrrrp hickup*
Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 12:23 am
Heh, heh... okay Sean.
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:20 am
OK I'm not nearly as drunk as that previous comment suggests.
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:14 am
Not a Motifake. Just a wonderful poster. God I love snails way. Slugs, not so much. Homeless bastards! Though Doug and the Slugs rule.
forseti - April 2, 2010, 8:28 pm
Have a look at this: http://www.picdumps.com/pics/351/25.jpg
rerun - April 2, 2010, 2:12 pm

Lester, just when I think you cannot do any better, you hit it out of the park again.
lesterinside - April 2, 2010, 1:45 pm
No, that's my pet. LOL
forseti - April 2, 2010, 1:41 pm
this french guy will eat the snail, won't he?!? 5L

FEELING LONELY AND DEPRESSED - Try changing your birthday on facebook tonight.

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Sean - March 23, 2010, 8:09 pm
Great. Had to 2L it out of spite and raging insecurity. Hope you understand.
spacedog - March 23, 2010, 5:48 pm
CANADA - March 23, 2010, 1:17 pm
Love it!

SIGMUND FREUD - Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar...


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Claire - September 7, 2009, 10:36 pm
Epic. Though, I believe you meant "through," and not "thru..." 5 lions :)
Khatmonsuk - February 21, 2009, 9:35 am
Great as always Ron.
Hector - February 20, 2009, 2:12 pm
The true meaning of the word demotivational.
Cubbybear - February 2, 2009, 6:11 pm
This motivates me

Feelings -

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MissPriss - May 9, 2014, 1:13 am
The one where the blood starts flowing again to your butt cheek once you lift one off the couch to fart?
MissPriss - May 9, 2014, 1:11 am
IMO 2nd greatest feeling. Having that first BM after 3 days of constipation...1st place. Thanks for the vote Cannabal.
GaryO - May 8, 2014, 9:03 am
...other than that other tingly feeling...and a sandwich
Cannabal - May 7, 2014, 9:08 pm
Greate5t feeling in the whole world.
MissPriss - May 4, 2014, 11:24 am
Thanks Grey!
Greybeard - May 4, 2014, 8:54 am
Ha Ha Ha. 5 frontal Lobotomies... :)
MissPriss - April 22, 2014, 12:29 am
Thanks Dawg!
spacedog - April 21, 2014, 10:19 pm
Boom. 5


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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 6, 2012, 4:17 pm
Don't get my comment wrong, I like it, 5 lions to you. But it seems a little less like "truth," and a whole lot of "can't win worth a d***."
Greeny - May 8, 2012, 5:23 am
five too fars
dy2012 - May 8, 2012, 5:23 am


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mariand - February 12, 2013, 3:15 pm
meh... I quit smoking...not so bad ;)
Sho - February 12, 2013, 10:56 am
I'm still going to the gym though lol


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Bull - May 4, 2011, 5:21 pm
lmao!! 5L's
CaptainBaked - May 4, 2011, 8:24 am
It looks like i need to pay canada a visit O_o
Reality Lord - May 4, 2011, 8:09 am

i'm canadian dude....home of world class beer and weed. FTW!
CaptainBaked - May 4, 2011, 7:27 am
HAHA! This happens to you entirely too often RL!
Reality Lord - May 4, 2011, 7:23 am

coffee spray just hit my monitor...lol CB

EXCUSES - Some people say that i eat my feelings. I just wish my feelings were low fat.

AFFECTION - Put that cigarette out Darla...I'm ready to eat that thing.


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WinstonShpadoingalJrIII - January 7, 2011, 1:52 pm
Great Hunter S. Thompson quote
foresti - January 6, 2011, 7:33 am
God created Whiskey (and Guinness) to keep the Irish from ruling the world!
CANADA - January 5, 2011, 10:10 pm
Jameson and irish cream, make it into an irish car bomb
agdaniele - January 5, 2011, 9:44 pm
Wild Turkey is irish whiskey? And I re-state... nothing should be added to Guinness. If you can't handle heavy stout, that's why God created Corona. Sissies.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 5, 2011, 7:23 pm
kokonoodles - January 5, 2011, 7:19 pm
agdaniele - January 5, 2011, 1:54 pm
No. Not now. Never.
ghoti115 - January 5, 2011, 1:33 pm
I like it, but shouldn't that be a bottle of Wild Turkey to go with that quote?
autumnspirit - January 3, 2011, 11:54 pm
Here, Here! 5 of everything!

Deja Moo -

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MissPriss - November 8, 2013, 11:42 pm
Nice! Thanks crotchety.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 8, 2013, 9:22 pm
5L + faved. And using this in my day-to-day life if I suspect anyone of BSing me.
MissPriss - November 7, 2013, 7:59 pm
Ok ya got me. Just couldn't fit all the o's in...teehee.
Silverheart - November 7, 2013, 7:33 pm

Or is that deja mooooooooooooooooo?


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Zook - February 19, 2011, 11:37 pm
I'd rather enter her box



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ANGER - Is only one letter short of danger.


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BoneCD - August 21, 2010, 6:12 am
When I go to New York, good thing its not to see a movie! 5 Poodles MrR!
agdaniele - August 21, 2010, 12:44 am
5L's and a hearty WELCOME BACK! Thought we'd lost Conan forever!

ALL PIMPED OUT - just say "you look nice" (trust me on this)

BOREDOM - Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time Serenty - that nothing is

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agdaniele - January 4, 2010, 8:55 pm
Fear is behind the trigger.

FEELING GOOD - It all comes down to ones perspective!

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Mistyblu - March 5, 2012, 1:09 pm
posted to motitwist...
maoworks2 - March 2, 2012, 7:48 am
Bull Crap !
Reality Lord - March 2, 2012, 7:38 am

post this to motitwist
Zetmonk - March 2, 2012, 5:42 am
5L for Iceman.
ICEMAN - March 1, 2012, 10:32 pm
Whine aboot it. Then wake up & experience reality. Oh wow!

MARRIAGE ENCOUNTER - 1847 - In upstate New York

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Zetmonk - January 26, 2012, 5:14 am
One of life's most rediculous truths.
djrcreative - January 25, 2012, 7:29 pm
LOL! Been there. Don't forget the people YOU won't speak to again, but that usually doesn't happen until AFTER the wedding. ;)


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Cubbybear - February 5, 2011, 8:01 pm
Still kinda hot
agdaniele - February 5, 2011, 7:53 pm
LOL! Yeesh!


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FEELINGS - Men have two: hungry and horny When a man says "I love you" It mean you took away one of his feelings

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ipaprime - March 18, 2013, 2:22 am
i serve neither heaven nor hell, i just have fun
GaryO - March 17, 2013, 10:59 pm
I knew it, you’re satan aren’t you…..now where’s my violin
ipaprime - March 17, 2013, 10:51 pm
post and we shall
GaryO - March 17, 2013, 11:30 am
I would count little Miss Spear’s hairs (whatever was left), and take my time, with my tongue hanging out, and would probably end up washing my eyes, with soap. So, now that all three have been debunked, let’s celebrate. Next topic, self licking and you.
ipaprime - March 17, 2013, 3:51 am
yup that to
zoomer296 - March 16, 2013, 11:01 am
Or it could be something similar to when Britney spears shaved her head...
GaryO - February 28, 2013, 12:55 pm
sure, rub my nose in it
ipaprime - February 28, 2013, 8:29 am
nah just have a manuel labor job that gives me time to think
steve1961 - February 27, 2013, 10:32 pm
I was talking to Ip-Man. I know u can do it...it's called panting...something dogs are known for.
GaryO - February 27, 2013, 10:10 pm
I can do it! Just needed a bit of porn.
steve1961 - February 27, 2013, 11:41 am
Now try the tongue one cuz that's probably false too. And you better do it for at least 10 minutes...just to be certain.
GaryO - February 27, 2013, 9:56 am
Well, ipa, it is now apparent to me that you have less of a life than even I. So, I’m let’s drink to yer arguments, not because of in depth study, but because every time I type yer name I get thirsty…cheers
GaryO - February 27, 2013, 9:50 am
'chemo'!! Damn!
ipaprime - February 27, 2013, 9:29 am
then you are not taking in to account the advances in science the could allow a computer to count your total hair amount thru a 3-dimensional photograph
ipaprime - February 27, 2013, 9:28 am
then of course there are the people with little head and body hair due to envirmental adaption
ipaprime - February 27, 2013, 9:20 am
or of course it just could be someone who has a thing against hair to and got rid of it all(almost probably(left the eyelashes))
ipaprime - February 27, 2013, 9:17 am
head hair stops where the skull(that is a bone formation) ends
ipaprime - February 27, 2013, 9:16 am
defense loses because if you go to a person who is on chemotherapy they lose all their hair as a result and then counting it is simple
GaryO - February 27, 2013, 9:11 am
The defense rests
GaryO - February 27, 2013, 9:10 am
‘I’m proving a point, now be a dear and hold this mirror…..and lend me your tweezers, I’m almost done…..seven hundred forty six thousand three hundred twenty eight…or nine?!!
GaryO - February 27, 2013, 9:10 am
Oh, let’s proceed. Bathroom scene; ‘primey sweatheart, whatever are you doing? Did you get another one of those nasty crossed buht hairs?’
GaryO - February 27, 2013, 9:09 am
Let’s now proceed to the possibility of being able to count the hair of yer whole body….consider the nose and it’s inventory…should I go on, or not proceed to yer scrotum?
GaryO - February 27, 2013, 9:09 am
OK,OK, lets do our own little investigation. Head only; lets say the ipa head is wunna those MPB jobs, having the little toilet seat cover rim look. Easy, right? Alrighty then, where does the head hair stop and the neck hair begin, hmmmmmm?
GaryO - February 27, 2013, 9:09 am
and after receiving a government grant of seventeen gazillion dollars, making it possible for several seconds of deep study, they have an answer; ‘no’
GaryO - February 27, 2013, 9:08 am
Well, ipa, I took your question and presented it before a panel of astute scientists and esteemed professors at MIT (Many Inbred Thinkers),
ipaprime - February 26, 2013, 11:40 pm
now for that one about hair. are you talking about on the head only or the whole body
Silverheart - February 26, 2013, 2:13 pm

Actually, you can wash your eyes with soap, it just hurts like a bugger. And I can't count my hair because I run out of fingers and toes...
GaryO - February 26, 2013, 12:14 pm
Heh, I have no idea what I wasn’t thinking last night. I really don’t recall making this…and other than my head hurts, that’s my story…geeezus….BUT! I did spell impossibilities right…oh, look, a 1…..thank you, honest bastard whoever you are
ughomer - February 26, 2013, 11:42 am
My deplorable deviated septum made it difficult to nose-breathe and I almost choked, Mr. Gary!!! Thanks! Thanks a lot!!!



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boeweizer - March 9, 2010, 9:20 am
5 l's bc i just don't give a fvc|
lesterinside - March 9, 2010, 8:23 am
You just made my day sir. Thanks guys
sickartist - March 9, 2010, 8:21 am
There it is! 5 contented L's


EVEN WARTHOGS - like to be pampered now and then

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Jerk - August 9, 2011, 7:37 pm
Yeah, right after she is done she should get back to sammich making
Sidereal - January 28, 2010, 8:10 am
the Warthog as used bt TK'ers the world over ;)
me4891 - January 27, 2010, 12:03 pm
Fricken love that plane. Looking up in the sky, coming in low and slow and watching them tear shit up
phydeaux - January 27, 2010, 11:53 am
Beautiful, just beautiful. 5 smoking 30mm craters.


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KATIE COURIC - Her feelings for me may have changed, But I still love her just the same!

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PUT YOUR HAND IN THE AIR - If you feel like Morgan Freeman

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GreyScorpion - January 3, 2010, 2:57 pm
She Looks Like Oompaloompah Mom.
sickartist - January 3, 2010, 2:52 pm


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repiglicanzsuk - May 14, 2008, 8:47 pm
You walked right into the trap, "FEEL" BETTER?, It's the play on your previous moti----aw, forget it. I mean, is "Fag" really all you got? Play the game-play the game-play the game.
Neal - May 14, 2008, 5:18 pm
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha is that your best??? Fag!


FEELING OBSERVED? - Maybe your fly is open.

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Zealot - May 2, 2010, 5:58 pm
tool fan art. :)


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GaryO - February 16, 2012, 10:22 am
Why did I LOL? Gotta be the sandwich


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suzieq - January 26, 2012, 2:47 pm
good one


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GENETICS - Little Bobby didn't know if it was genetics or instincts, all he could understand was he HAD to cop a feel...




CHROME HUMMER H2 - Reach down your pants and feel around, If it takes four of your penises to fill a hotdog bun, you may need this car

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 2, 2014, 11:39 pm
Good one, Cubs. How about 5 lions in a h0tdog bun?
Zreiser - December 31, 2010, 10:48 am
And then me in my Jeep will have to come tow your butt out of the mud. LOLZ at the chrome 24s

MY HAPPY PLACE - The warmest place is close to the heart. It keeps you safe and never lets you down. Think about it and smile...feel better?

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LogicDude - March 11, 2010, 2:38 pm
Read up...the Germans - including Rommel - were more scared of him than any other Alllied General. His daring leadership, strategy and tactics saved untold numbers of lives! AND he was the only one smart enough to key on the Russians as the REAL threat!
Hasbunmb - March 11, 2010, 1:16 pm
Or you can seek personal glorification and appease your sense of vanity at the expense of your Soldiers like the douchebag in the photo...

INTERNET 101 - You're probably addicted to online porn, but at least you come off as "normal." But some perverts go too far by offering Mounds of bullshit, when all along... They're an Almond Joy.

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agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 8:49 pm
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 8:49 pm
Enough people here got Bblue bulbs from him! LOL
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 8:48 pm
the subtelty of this is as smooooth as a baby's bottom, or a swift kick in the nads if you like Purple Roses from Britan. 5L
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 8:05 pm
Smoooooth, veggie. 5L


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TheOne - February 25, 2011, 11:43 pm
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G4briel - March 9, 2010, 8:53 am
When you just destroy your enemy. And he completely agrees.
GuinnessTroll - February 22, 2010, 4:49 pm
Falcon Punch - >< 2 ... but you have to be standing close to your opponent.
okami - February 9, 2010, 3:29 am
. . .it reminds me of some of the movies i'd watch back in the 70's. . .(sigh). . .those were the good old days. . .
MrBlack - February 8, 2010, 6:29 pm
Super-Fisting of Doom Attack!