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February Demotivational Poster

Missing -

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Rating: 5/5

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Sean - December 31, 2017, 5:48 pm
The plunger ... because he knows what he likes ... lube optional (dude's a total trooper that way -- don't ask me how I know).
Reality Lord - August 9, 2016, 11:31 am

the plunger...because his wife loves bringing up old shit...lol
concern3 - August 9, 2016, 6:30 am
Outstanding poster, UP yours
lgvernon - August 8, 2016, 3:45 pm

Yes, the plunger. Effectively pounded in with that iron.
Silverheart - August 8, 2016, 2:14 pm

Brutally murdered with that plunger, and some of tne other products on the tray were used to hide the evidence.

INSANITY - You only know where the edge is after you've gone over it.

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Rating: 4.77/5

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autumnspirit - February 19, 2011, 2:48 am
Be there, done that may times...(but not literally)5 Leaps of faith
agdaniele - February 18, 2011, 11:36 pm
....and thensome. 5L


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Rating: 4.62/5

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SteveOh - February 19, 2011, 4:20 am
LOLLOLOL! epic!!
CANADA - February 17, 2011, 11:42 pm
wine gives me the worst hangover, feels like my head is gonna split. Don't get drunk off homemade wine. I guess my university exercised liver makes me immune to pretty much everything else lol
- February 17, 2011, 11:39 pm
I remember getting DTs from Moosemilk but not a hangover. (WTFO)
CANADA - February 17, 2011, 11:34 pm
i only get hangovers if i drink wine. just lucky i guess
crankyhead - February 17, 2011, 3:23 pm
You don't get hangovers? You must share your secret.
kam1991 - February 17, 2011, 3:16 pm
i dont think mines that bad ever oh wait i dont get hangovers


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Rating: 4.35/5

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agdaniele - February 13, 2010, 1:45 pm
Ron's a solution man!
sheiksaws - February 3, 2010, 12:47 am
HAAHAA love this one brother Ron.
BoneCD - February 2, 2010, 9:21 pm
But that would make them Moonies,,,just sayin'
spacedog - February 2, 2010, 9:19 pm
LOL! Nice work Ron, 5Ls. Mormons on the Moon and Jehovahs on...Jupiter?
BoneCD - February 2, 2010, 8:21 pm
And this from Mr. Utah...5L
GreyScorpion - February 2, 2010, 8:15 pm
Don't I wish 5L


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Rating: 4.31/5

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ICEMAN - March 3, 2011, 12:03 am
Geeez, that joke sucks......... so good. 5 Oh Ron, where art thou?
Fatt Matt - February 3, 2010, 12:17 pm
groan.... good one +5


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Rating: 4.03/5

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Fatt Matt - February 4, 2010, 11:42 am
For an extra $50 I'll do it w/ my teeth.
spacedog - February 3, 2010, 7:15 pm
HA! That lady needs to go see Matt a little more frequently. 5Ls.
GreyScorpion - February 3, 2010, 6:48 pm
Derek - February 3, 2010, 6:48 pm
Somebody had some very straight pubes.


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Rating: 4.21/5

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pieman - February 8, 2010, 6:04 pm
I llllllove it. I'm sure my daaaaad, Jake will too. Mom says hi Jake.5 Lambs




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Rating: 4.05/5

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TheGrayFox - May 26, 2010, 9:18 am
well... need to populate the island so, Saidie Benlap, XueYin Wang, Jordan Mohler, and a Marine to help me out John Finer. 'P.S. Im only 14 ;)
agdaniele - February 13, 2010, 3:48 pm
Unbeatable, mooooo. But, for the records... Roselyn Sanchez, Vida Guerra, Adam Carolla (need a dude to hang with), and Michael Phelps... gotta make a half-hearted effort to get rescued.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 2, 2010, 4:24 am
3 supermodels all pregnant with twins (verified female)...and Gilligan....he could make me coconut radios and whatnot and he'd provide no competition with the ladies.......beat that fuckers. 5L
Roadki11 - February 2, 2010, 4:17 am
Must... not... spelling ...nazi... (title not image) Mrs Roadki11, Summer Glau, Zooey Deschanel, Jessica Alba
LogicDude - February 1, 2010, 8:50 am
Salma Hayek, Halle Berry, and Beyonce for island lovin'! Fourth would be the Professor from Gilligan's Island. He'll figure out some way to keep me supplied with Coconut Viagra!
Motifake Wit Liberation F - February 1, 2010, 1:51 am
A person made out of cake, a person made out of bacon, a person made out of solar powered refrigerators, generators, and CD players, and a person made out of CDs I like.
GreyScorpion - January 31, 2010, 9:43 pm
1. Marisa Miller, to fill my eyes. 2. Beyonce to fill my ears. Rachela Ray to fill my belly. 4. Kate Beckensale to fill my bed. 5L
Produceman117 - January 31, 2010, 8:53 pm
1. Noah (to build a boat); 2. Bin Laden (because the search would never cease); 3. A Navy SEAL (to protect me from Bin Laden, survival tactics); 4. My girlfriend (secks, conversation, etc.)HONORABLE MENTION: MacGruber, Denise Milani
CANADA - January 31, 2010, 8:33 pm
and cubby must read mind because i want to fight with Gordon Ramsay too
CANADA - January 31, 2010, 8:32 pm
Brittany Snow,Michelle Trachtenberg, and my girlfriend. and the guy who runs hells kitchen, Gordon Ramsay cause I'm sure he could make a sweet sammich.
Cubbybear - January 31, 2010, 8:29 pm
My wife..sex Megan Fox...maid Christina Agulera...to sing me to sleep Gordon Ramsey ...to cook and fight with
ronsart - January 31, 2010, 8:10 pm
i repeat... 1. Denise M...sex 2. Miss Fox...sex 3. My wife...sex & cooking...lol 4. LogicDude...to keep the latrine cleaned.


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Rating: 4.53/5

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GreyScorpion - February 1, 2010, 8:00 pm
LOL!! HA! 5 Puxsutawney Phil R.I.P's!!


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Rating: 4.41/5

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TheGoat - February 5, 2010, 2:57 am
I would have said "It's all in the marketing!" 5L
GreyScorpion - February 4, 2010, 8:42 pm
SOLD to the bigtailed grey guy in the back!! 5L, sorry derek
GodsWorshipMe - February 4, 2010, 6:40 pm
I can't be sure, she won't turn around!
Derek - February 4, 2010, 5:48 pm
Precious few hands have gone up. Could there have been better slaves?


RESIGNATION - With the sun's last rays You finally give up hope Of finding your keys

CHOCOLATE - At least Germany still has something...

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Rating: 3.27/5

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LD0ne - April 21, 2010, 3:29 pm

Motifake Closed -

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lgvernon - February 14, 2014, 12:37 pm

It'll actually be nice to have a few extra days off...
MissPriss - February 14, 2014, 12:04 am
Phew that'll be a nice 5L break for everyone!

Sweet Nothing -

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MissPriss - February 18, 2014, 1:33 pm
Oh, you have an opinion. Just, for the luv of gawd, don't share it with your wife!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 18, 2014, 11:17 am
My wife feels the 5ame way. I do too, but I'm a guy and this is a female product so I probably don't have an opinion, lol.

It was once said -

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GaryO - February 13, 2014, 9:10 pm
It’s just steve’s altar eggo…incurable waffle worshiper that he is
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 13, 2014, 7:25 pm
you mean Steve and Steve?....Good idea. I like Steve, but Steve weirds me out.
steve1961 - February 13, 2014, 3:24 pm
Actually, just looked it up. The Fish and Chip franchise WAS named after him. Cool.
MissPriss - February 13, 2014, 2:41 pm
You 2 have got to stop following each other around and commenting...too funny.
steve1961 - February 13, 2014, 9:27 am
The fish and chip guy?
GaryO - February 13, 2014, 8:32 am
Filmdom’s darling…..and enigma, how to keep her small, and cute. Then aldulthood….and still talking like she was three…as an ambassador….sheeesh. Yeah, her movies were cute, but the actor that stole the show in some of her movies was Arthur Treacher.

Boxed Set -

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Rating: 4.9/5

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ughomer - February 13, 2014, 1:57 pm
Old adage, LG, goes ~ "candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker!"
lgvernon - February 13, 2014, 1:49 pm

Durn...and when he asked, I said candy would be lovely.
mariand - February 13, 2014, 12:05 pm
Ahhhh....a proper gift to feed the optical illusion


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Rating: 4.89/5

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ipaprime - February 2, 2013, 11:15 pm
no he did the world cup
falloutghoul - February 2, 2013, 9:16 pm
With some Caviar?
MissPriss - February 2, 2013, 7:41 pm
And then I made a nice light batter, fried him up and gone...oh did I mention a nice bottle of Chianti too?
falloutghoul - February 2, 2013, 7:17 pm
No, but it did predict Spain would win the world cup.
MissPriss - February 2, 2013, 6:12 pm
A real Canadian doesn't need a weather report:outside in your fav'd T, flippies and jeans and hard white patches develop on your skin in under 10 mins = colder than -40c. White blistery patches under 10mins = warmer +40c. So far, pretty acurate teehee.
MissPriss - February 2, 2013, 6:05 pm
Yeah, the only problem is all his picks end up with an 8 point spread...slimy little bugger!
Preacher Man - February 2, 2013, 1:29 pm
Why not? A couple weeks ago, I was looking at the NWS website, and the forecast was for mid-40's and no precipitation. It was, at that moment, snowing. So it's not like modern science can predict the weather any better.
Doggit - February 2, 2013, 11:15 am
Is there on octopus that picks the Super Bowl winner?


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Rating: 4.79/5

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motifayk - February 11, 2013, 10:13 am
Thank you.
mariand - February 11, 2013, 3:23 am
HA!!!...this is a good one.
motifayk - February 9, 2013, 11:24 pm
The movie which it cmes from is also absolutely haunting "Memoirs of a Geisha" - an example of male dominance in this world.
rerun - February 9, 2013, 5:54 pm

nice picture, haunting.
motifayk - February 9, 2013, 3:00 pm
This is a calendar submission uggy.. Your calendar thread has this post too :P
ughomer - February 9, 2013, 2:58 pm
Moti ~ you must be on a "zhang high" because it's her birthday today!



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Rating: 4.21/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 11, 2012, 7:54 pm
That was my best stuff today. I'm mortified it is underappreciated (nooot). I'll have to get back to online dating now. Muahahahaha... :)



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erock - February 5, 2010, 6:57 pm
funny stuff produceman!
Faceplant31 - February 5, 2010, 6:37 pm
Good stuff Pro!
spacedog - February 5, 2010, 5:20 pm
LOL! 5Ls.

MICROSOFT ACCESSORIES - Even they're prepared for teargas attacks.

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Rating: 3.4/5

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GreyScorpion - February 23, 2010, 3:49 pm
I think that mouse is Canadian, check his tutu. Nicely done 5L

NORAD - Brave Americans and Canadians serving to defend North America, since 1958.

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Rating: 3.33/5

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WTFO - July 3, 2011, 1:08 am
On fire right now. They also don't have any military capability to assist in NORAD. Corruption & ineptitude keep them from keeping Mexico safe.
SilentlyListening - July 1, 2011, 1:00 pm
My question - where the hell is Mexico? :)
- February 6, 2011, 3:41 pm
I've worked with Canadian forces a number of times and enjoy serving with them. They're a lot less politically correct and more focused on the big things. (WTFO)
- February 6, 2011, 3:38 pm
The main reason is because NORAD is a result of the cold war. The threat was from Russia. Canada is in the best position to protect a polar attack and we were in position for attacks from the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
rerun - February 6, 2011, 12:52 pm

maybe because they are bust fighting the war on drugs? I think they are pro drugs
Reality Lord - February 6, 2011, 11:40 am

....and why are the mexicans not involved?
Reality Lord - February 6, 2011, 11:40 am

urban legend. back in the beginings of internet alot of stupid shit happened. rumor has it a hacker actually did make it in.
Anonymous2 - February 5, 2011, 1:10 am
Ah yes... WarGames. Back when it was believable that Matthew Broderick could hack in to play games with WOPR.


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Rating: 3.25/5

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NSFW WARNING SYSTEM - Canister to the dome With a tear gas chaser

Someone Always Loses -

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Oldsod - February 15, 2015, 7:57 pm
Sheer brilliance.

What Goes Up -

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MissPriss - February 2, 2016, 5:11 pm
was it your sexlife or you that plummeted teehee.
EmilioDumphque - February 2, 2016, 4:10 am
..once my wife found out about it.


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Rudedog - February 3, 2013, 12:05 am
God Bless women. .. ( but a big rodent that could drive a car would be awesome.)
MissPriss - February 2, 2013, 8:51 pm
In her defense...we tend to put on makeup or fix our hair as we drive just incase we get in an accident...got to look our best!
Rudedog - February 2, 2013, 8:42 pm
I'm sure Phil drives better than my wife. At least he watches the road.
MissPriss - February 2, 2013, 6:02 pm
I call bullsh*t...if ya miss them, then why aren't you here...teehee thanks for the vote silver.
Silverheart - February 2, 2013, 3:27 pm

Oh, now don't drive angry! It's 62 degrees where I'm at, I miss real winters. 5Ls


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