Dan Demotivational Poster
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY -
WWJU? - Jesus can do much better than the Faith Tones.
MOST DANGEROUS THINGS -
HOW MUCH WOOD -
JACK DANIELS - Comes alive when you add coke....Unlike Amy Winehouse
POLE DANCING - How am I doing?
TIMOTHY DALTON - Because Daniel Craig will NEVER be this badass.
SCARY MOOSE - Scary moose, scary moose! Will you do the fandango?
HAS ANYONE SEEN DANE? - He's about this tall. Seen Dane?
THOSE WHO SAY... -
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!! - Somebody had to do it.
PARTY TIMEZ - Four minutes to go, and then... party timez.
LOONEY TUNES -
Pole Dancing -
NATURE VS NURTURE -
BENSONS ANIMAL FARM - This is where Bensons used to be!
BREAK DANCING - Not just for people
I'm serious ... -
THAT GHANDI -
MOVE LIKE JAGGER -
RESPONSIBLE PARENTING -
REDUNDANCY - Looks like furries have it too
DANGER: FALLING COWS - They wouldn't have to make the sign unless it's happened before...
PUDDLE JUMPING -
NO STANDING -
PLEASE NOTE - Fines are to be paid in advance.
UNBRIDLED JOY -
WHATEVER SHE IS ON - Give me some NOW
DO NOT BE ALARMED! - Safety requires torture testing of equipment, and we wouldn't want five hotties to get injured if the pole broke under a failure load.
BREAKDANCE DIVISION -
YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE - But if you work it right, Once is enough.
STAYIN' ALIVE -
REVENGE - Comes when you least expect it...
NURTURE VS. NATURE - Agdaniele Was Clearly Doomed Regardless
POLE DANCING - How am I doing?
BE YOURSELF - DANCE LIKE NO ONE IS WATCHING SING LIKE NO ONE IS LISTENING
JACK DANIELS -
JACK DANIELS - Dropping panties since the 1800's
MALE STRIPPER CLOWNS... - Hey Ladies, who wants to see my balloon animal.
DOMO ARIGATO - mister roboto
DEATH NOTE CHIBI - Because everyone plays DDR
YOU GOT SERVED!! - An inevitable outcome when you go up against the funky fresh Toro del Pop N Lock!
DANCING - Her movements weren't natural... they were ungainly and awkward, almost wooden...
WHILE THE CAT IS AWAY - The Mice Shall Play Would You Like This Dance?
FLASHDANCE - Jennifer Beals does not look as good as she did in 1983
JACK DANIELS WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION -
JENNIFER BEALS -
THE HIT - You didn't really think Dorothy went through a tornado, a forest of evil trees, dealt with flying monkeys and a witch all for a stupid pair of red shoes did you?
THIS IS GLUE - Strong stuff
- Redundant Redundancy Is Redundant
WE CAN DANCE IF WE WANT TO - We can leave your friends behind Because your friends don't dance And if they don't dance Well they're no friends of mine
DOWN SYNDROME DANCE PARTY - It wasn't the ratings hit everyone thought it would be.
FIGHTING ALLIGATORS - It's not an activity for the handicapped.
REBEL WOMEN -
TRANCE FROG - He likes the LAZORS!!!!
THA HOOD -
POLE DANCING -
PASSION CAN HURT -
FAN SERVICE -
INTERPRETIVE DANCE - I Interpret You Are All Gay.
UNFUNNY DOUCHEBAG - "hi, I'm a buck tooth and I like to be outside past the lips" - Dane cook Because some how idiots think that is a joke
THE CORNER - Nobody puts Patrick Swayze in the corner
TAKE CARE OF NEWCOMERS -
LIFE - Dance Like There Is No Tomorrow For The Sun May Not Come Out Tomorrow
THE BRAVEST - Those Who Have The Clearest Vision of What is Before Them, Glory And Danger Alike, Yet Goes Out To Meet It Anyway ...
YOU TAKE DRUGS DANNY? - Everyday Good
THAT MOMENT WHEN - YOUR SHADOW IS HAVING MORE FUN THAN YOU
PERSONAL GROOMING -
LIFE IS A DANCE - Filled with many intricate steps that no one will ever succeed in learning before the music ends.
REALIZATION - That all those rules we fought so hard... Are probably the reason we're still alive
PREDATOR - unresistably wild and beautiful when it pounces you will enjoy it the greatest predator of all, WOMAN
ALIEN SIGNALS -
dear abe -
Wile E Coyote -
LIFE IS A DANCE - Sometimes you lead. Sometimes you follow.
MEAN GIRLS -
SWEET QUOTES -
DANCING - A vertical expression of a horizontal desire.
CLEAR HEELS - All fathers pray thier daughters never wear them.
WHEN HELMETS DON'T MAKE SENSE - What's the name of that book again? Oh yeah -"What Color is Your Parachute."
A NOTICE - Brought to you by the redundancy department of redundancy
HUMOR AND CREATIVITY - You have none. Please proceed to kill yourself. Or better yet, visit 4Chan.
DANCE FIRST - Think later It's the natural order
DADDYS LITTLE GIRL -
MICHEAL JORDAN - Micheal acutally flunked Physics class. Therefore the laws of gravity do not apply to him.
GÃ‚Â·AÃ‚Â·Y DÃ‚Â·IÃ‚Â·VÃ‚Â·OÃ‚Â·RÃ‚Â·CÃ‚Â·E - SHAKE IT OFF YOU BIG SISSY
BUNGEE JUMP - Never try it without supervision
SNAKES - More dangerous on escalators than on planes.
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