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Coca Demotivational Poster

Truth In Advertising -

COCAINE - I hate it, I just love the way it smells

WHERE WERE YOU - when Lindsay Lohan sneezed?

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hermit57 - January 28, 2011, 2:42 am
So, according to this map,Ohio is considered the nerdiest because of the high use of Libraries. I lived in Dayton.While in the library, I noticed that the high use reflects the amount of homeless people coming in to stay warm or get out of the rain!
Aelo Telstar - January 27, 2011, 5:33 am
I'm moving to Idaho!
ICEMAN - January 27, 2011, 1:34 am
Don't count out Arizona.
TheABC - January 27, 2011, 1:26 am
I love Idaho :) our only problem is weak government influence, and that doesn't even matter... the only state with more guns is texas, and we don't take crap from them liberals
tryal - January 26, 2011, 3:56 pm
ummm Massachusetts actually has the best drivers....everywhere else just sucks really really bad
Donkasaurus - January 26, 2011, 12:52 pm
Sickly is like, anorexic, unhealthy, unfit, wasting away. Poorest health means they've got heart problems, birth defects, genetic diseases etc...
Airman - January 26, 2011, 10:44 am
because they can
Anonymous2 - January 25, 2011, 10:52 pm
Wait... how can Kansas have the poorest health and then Georgia claim most sickly?

RUM AND COCA COLA - NEVER trust your co-workers

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thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 9:46 am
What can I say? I like shiny stuff, anime, and kittens. I'm this many! *holds up 4 fingers*
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:44 am
Shiny things...They're like Moderator Kryptonite.
thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 9:40 am
Why jk? It's true...:P ...Ooh, my nickel! That's where it got to...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:39 am
easily amused.....just like a woman.....JK
thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 9:35 am
See? But it amused me.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:34 am
Pic WAYYYYYYY over used.

COCAINE - need a snort

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Dave the Mac - April 28, 2009, 11:50 am
It is... i can smell it from here
Porcelina - October 23, 2008, 7:45 pm
That's not real coke
rick james - August 29, 2008, 3:20 am
cocaine is a hell of a drug!

THE FIRST STEP - is admitting you have a drug problem


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BLZ - November 15, 2011, 3:22 am
My mind is warped man, finding pics is the hardest thing to do. I feel obligated to make as many NEW and funny posters as possible, since we have seen the old stuff 100 times!
440wakeup - November 14, 2011, 3:06 pm
I've seen what they do when they get into a RUM VATT.....run run like your life depends on it! because it doese


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COFFEE - So they need the cocaine to pick the beans faster?? No problemo!!

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Derek - May 4, 2010, 6:27 am



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pharaoh15 - March 16, 2012, 1:28 am
had to show it love because of it's convienient placement...below lines of coke.
agdaniele - October 12, 2009, 3:13 am
Eh... 2L... with love.

COCAINE - You don't know what it will do to you

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72 COCAINE CAPSULES IN THE GI TRACT - Dude, that's gotta hurt.

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gas - September 17, 2011, 4:31 pm
according to the news, "Police were alerted after authorities noticed his nervous behavior". I wonder what made him more nervous, the possibility of beeing catched or the sensation to be carrying a bomb in the stomach
CloudchaserS - September 17, 2011, 1:17 am
How do you catch someone smuggling drugs that way? Is it because they look sick and that arouses suspicion? What if someone doesn't swallow enough to make themselves obvious ill?

COCA-COLA OR PEPSI - That Is The Question...

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agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 12:49 am
MAybe there's more on the rack.
Reality Lord - July 21, 2010, 7:19 pm

lol....i loved dogs line. now THAT would have been a 5L.
spacedog - July 21, 2010, 7:17 pm
Who left the coke out? It's going flat.
TailsDoll - July 21, 2010, 3:16 pm
hahahaha yeahhhh pepsi :D!!
BrothaMax - July 21, 2010, 1:29 am
Pepsi. Hands down

OMG - it's dr. rockso

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Slappy - February 19, 2009, 4:39 pm
He dose cocaine
Töm - December 13, 2008, 12:04 am
KKKKKKKKKYYEEEAAAHHHH!!!!!!! This one was banned from music television, because you could see my junk, through my jumpsuit.

COCAINE - Now sold in limited edition Hello Kitty packaging!

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Douche Bagalow - April 2, 2009, 10:12 am
Hey, in these tough times, some niche markets hafta spread out! Good strategy!

UNTOLD TRUTH - Kids love it to

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agdaniele - February 2, 2011, 12:02 am
The cornerstone of any successful business... repeat customers! 5L
Reality Lord - February 1, 2011, 9:04 pm

lol...love it.

ONLY SCHOOL - would be quite so cruel

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RaDninja17 - June 26, 2011, 6:15 am
booyah, I made it! :D thanks

COLUMBIAN MARCHING POWDER - Making things move on since 1855

AFRICA - The land of op(poor)tunity

COCAINE PAPERS - The original Gonzo Journalism.

MY COKE - Flatter than a twelve year old's chest.

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TheTrashHeap - August 14, 2009, 10:54 am
Worst poster ever!
Arrogant Knight - August 14, 2009, 9:54 am
Bad picture, bad joke, bad motifake. Nuff said.
bOB cHIN - August 14, 2009, 9:53 am
Your picture...Too pixelated for my taste...just sayin'. And if you compare all your carbonated beverages to the anatomy of 12 year olds, you have other, more serious, mental health issues.

Smell of money -

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rerun - February 25, 2009, 8:21 pm

W - actually 77.6% are made up on the spot....really
W - February 25, 2009, 8:17 pm
About 90% of statistics are made up on the spot.

COCAINE - Finally! They put it in a can.

Mind Malfunction -

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 24, 2014, 4:34 pm
Dude! Totally hated it when they hid/got rid of the cent symbol when they did away with typewriters. I remember when it shared a key with the fractions. I think it was the fractions.
GaryO - May 24, 2014, 10:15 am
and the ¢ sign was seen everywhere. Now, quickly, look for it on your keyboard...heh heh
GaryO - May 24, 2014, 10:14 am
Born in ’49. The short, thick, sea green coke bottles were around quite a long time. The chest type pop machines, just as long. In the early 50s, a nickel and dime bought a lot...a lot.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 24, 2014, 2:43 am
Really? Dare I ask .... how old?
GaryO - May 23, 2014, 9:31 pm
…..and, yeah, it was really really good. Gawd I’m an ol’ fart.
GaryO - May 23, 2014, 9:30 pm
Cynic, I do remember the 3rd from the left. Yes, it was glass, yes it was 5¢, don’t know what was in it. Sometimes there was a 2 for 5¢ special if you were good enough to pull 2 out of the steel rack at precisely the same time.


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agdaniele - October 3, 2009, 1:56 am
I'd like to buy the world a Coke, and keep it company...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 1:55 am
Limey bastard!
Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 1:53 am
errrr...Look! A distraction! cheerio
agdaniele - October 3, 2009, 1:53 am
A look like that? This'll happen later.... on the walk back to the dorms.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 1:51 am
He's Ginger cuz he wears an orange hat?........Are you British Bart?
Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 1:50 am
Pepper spray? She's holding a fricken' torch and two Navy guys are standing four feet away. No matter how you slice it, the ginger is outgunned.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 1:50 am
What if you yell "It's coming right for us"?
MrRandom - October 3, 2009, 1:49 am
Remember kids, its not rape if you yell surprise first
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 1:48 am
She was asking for it.
agdaniele - October 3, 2009, 1:47 am
That kid's face is full of intent. Girl in the red better have her pepper spray with her.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 1:41 am
I only burn things because Pong told me to.
Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 1:40 am
You wouldn't believe the shit I've learned from playing Metroid...
MrRandom - October 3, 2009, 1:37 am
Hey you know he might just play video games! If you believe half of the crazy attorneys out there, video games teach you how to kill people with no remorse!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 1:36 am
the guy in the orange toque looks like he might be planning a repeat performance.
MrRandom - October 3, 2009, 1:35 am
Makes me that much more interested to see it.
agdaniele - October 3, 2009, 1:34 am
The original draft was far worse.
mmmBingSoo - October 3, 2009, 1:23 am
it looks like a pokemon ball to me
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 1:15 am
5. You Cold,Heartless,Hilarious bastard.
agdaniele - October 2, 2009, 11:17 pm
And thensome.
Sean - October 2, 2009, 11:15 pm
Worth every penny.
agdaniele - October 2, 2009, 11:14 pm
I believe that incident was from taxpayers money.
Sean - October 2, 2009, 11:11 pm
Man that's creepy seeing that Pepsi logo there. Ubiquity can be a bitch-goddess. Love the tags too. say, is it true that when Fabio got hit in the face by that seagull while riding a rollercoaster, the incident was sponsored by Dr. Pepper?

flour -

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CloudchaserS - September 25, 2013, 3:20 am
Would I be correct in thinking that they're doing it because they think kids will try to sell it as cocaine?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 24, 2013, 8:16 pm
And they might want to sample it. That's when those things get nasty. You've seen movies; True Romance. Wrong thing said at the wrong time.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 24, 2013, 6:39 pm
that's correct. If you sell a tiny flap of sugar when the buyer expects cocaine, you're charged with selling cocaine...Happened to a guy I went to school with. It was hilarious, he was a douche bag.
curlyrocks - September 24, 2013, 5:20 pm
I was told in Ontario and probably the rest of Canada you are charged with what you represent selling. And you're probably correct that they won't hand over the cash until they have evidence of you representing it as cocaine. But you might get lucky.
lgvernon - September 24, 2013, 3:53 pm

Curly~~that's called 'sales in lieu of', and trust me, it's very unlikely that any cop is going to pass over buy money until he/she has enough on tape to make it clear the seller is selling dope~~whether it turns out to be bogus or not.
curlyrocks - September 24, 2013, 3:19 pm
I always wondered what would happen if you sold flower to cops trying to set up a sting. So long as you never call it cocaine you should be fine.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 24, 2013, 2:58 pm
In the Bay Area I've had this occur numerous times. First Walsnot then Safeway.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 24, 2013, 2:58 pm
In the Bay Area I've had this occur numerous times. First Walsnot then Safeway.
CloudchaserS - September 24, 2013, 11:41 am
Who and where? I goodsearched, but couldn't find anything.

BLACKBEARD'S GROG AND ALE - Arrgh ye scurvy dogs, grog is my co-captain.

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maoworks2 - March 2, 2012, 7:52 am
I'll Drink To That.
ICEMAN - March 2, 2012, 1:23 am
I know you have been told by others before but......... What the phuque........ Quality before quantity.

BEER OR COKE - alcoholic or non alcoholic beverages

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mariand - March 24, 2013, 8:39 pm
can I have them both?...hehehe

DRIVING THAT TRAIN - High on cocaine


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Tooth Relief -

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