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CONTROL - You can't always control who walks into your life... but you can control which window you throw them out of.

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RATIONALIZATION - It's easier to kill a life if you dehumanize the child. Referring to the baby as a mistake or a punishment is a good start.

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WTFO - April 26, 2011, 12:52 am
Your attack on people here regarding their beliefs on this topic is about a year and a half too late. (check comment dates) Politics moved to Politifake. BTW, your opinion (that according to you doesn't matter) didn't need to be added. v/r,
mrwhyte - April 25, 2011, 10:24 pm
For all you douchebags who honestly think your opinion on this may have mattered... It doesn't. Woman's/couples choice get over yourselves and move on.
fred - January 4, 2010, 1:42 am
I know my fingernail is human. I still cut it off. Get a brain.
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 12:10 pm
POST HERE NO MORE, GO HERE:http://www.motifake.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=8971&p=125976#p125976 My apologies for continuing this message I did not realize it was such a nuisance.
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:42 am
Lol, it was going to be so perfect, my bad. This goes before the copies: how is it wrong to murder a baby, except if you have been raped, then one wrong makes another wrong right?If you are not ready to take care of a child, why do you think you
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:42 am
deserve to have sex? You don’t think you should have to “pay” for your ready to take care of a child, why do you think you deserve to have sex? You don’t think you should have to “pay” for your
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:34 am
Just for FYI, after 6 weeks babies have a visible human form with hands legs head, etc they are just 2in. Babies can survive after only 5 months of pregnancy (still technically a fetus), low survival rate, but it does happen. If it is ok to murder those
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:34 am
unaware, may I Murder mentally disabled, senile, children less than a year old, or you in your sleep? All those peoples are unaware of their situations at that time? And for those who argue that they only support abortion in case of rape or incest,
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
mistakes…did the sex happen accidently like you fell and whoops? I really like that logic because I received a speeding ticket this weekend but I don’t feel I should have to pay for. Also, there have been several men in history who believed that
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
mistakes…did the sex happen accidently like you fell and whoops? I really like that logic because I received a speeding ticket this weekend but I don’t feel I should have to pay for. Also, there have been several men in history who believed that
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
they in their infinite wisdom knew who should be allowed to live and who should murdered, because they would be better off dead than living a crappy life….I believe one of them was named Hitler……Who are you to decide whether one would be better off
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
dead than adopted? Shall we ask the numerous children in the current foster care system (Which I agree is very corrupt and poorly run) whether they would rather be dead right now, and if so should we murder them on the spot? Why limit to unborn/just
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
born children, lets murder people who drop out of high school, or bums, or others who will not accomplish in their life, because they are going to have bad lives right? Pro or Anti I do not declare, but answers to these questions I am curious to see….
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:41 pm
that you believe that killing unborn babies is equivalent to killing terrorists bent on murdering everyone who disagrees with thier religious view and then hide behind innocent civilians.
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:40 pm
that want to destroy everything that is not extremist Islam. Also, with all the people waiting to adopt, there are no "unwanted children". There is nothing more innocent than an unborn child so yes, that's murder (especially late term). It is sad to me
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:38 pm
Grunch, seriously? The "innocent people" as you call them are terrorists and insurgents. The innocent casualties from collatoral damage is always tragic but a direct result of the terrorists hiding among women and children. We wipe out dangerous psychos
Grunch - November 2, 2009, 7:36 pm
I see what made you an expert in rationalizations. It was the training.
Grunch - November 2, 2009, 7:34 pm
You brag about going to war and killing millions of innocent people who want to live, because that is "helping solve the overpopulation problem". But when people abort a pregnancy that would put an unwanted child in the world they are murderers.
Bah - October 15, 2009, 1:57 pm
LOL. It would never be allowed in this society, but the castration bit would solve a fair few problems. Accountability indeed!
WTFO - September 29, 2009, 4:59 pm
Absolutely not. Those dirtbags need to be hunted down and castrated so they don't continue to spread their ignorant genes. I'm all about responsibility and accountability.
ILB - September 29, 2009, 6:48 am
True enough. But what of the thousands of worthless men who get a woman pregnant and then walk out like the cowards they are? Does the woman have to track down the scum bag to get his permission then?
WTFO - September 10, 2009, 1:28 am
We have some agreement here, ILB. However, right now there is no legal requirement for the father to be involved in the killing of his child. Also, the POTUS supports partial birth abortion, which is clearly murder. I completely disagree with that policy.
ILB - September 9, 2009, 6:31 am
I would never counsil a woman to have an abortion, but ultimately its between her, her partner, and whatever powers they may believe in.
WTFO - August 29, 2009, 11:33 pm
Zimpel (is that like simple, I think so), thank you so much for proving exactly what this poster states. Dehumanizing a baby so you can kill an innocent life without conscience. BTW, late term babies do have a central nervous system. Sean, well put.
Sean - August 29, 2009, 8:08 pm
At the risk of overlooking a previous comment making this very point: the mistake is the unprotected sex at a time in their lives when they cannot give a child a proper upbringing. He clearly referred to the baby as a baby.
zimpel - August 29, 2009, 7:53 pm
they aren't babies they're fetuses and they dont even have a central nervous system basically on the same level as a parasite and should be removed from the host if desired.
HAHA - May 15, 2009, 8:47 pm
Hey yeah lets kill babys and keep murders alive at taxpayer expense.
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 10:42 pm
Nope. Actually left over from another poster where it applied. When you start typing it pops up matches. I've gotten better at scanning them to make sure they apply to the poster.
HtD - April 28, 2009, 4:38 am
Target audience.
moooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 4:13 am
why is "white" one of your tags?
LogicDude - April 10, 2009, 8:55 am
...some advantages. We didn't worry about crime as much, but when you did something wrong your parents knew before you even got back home for dinner! Lent a new meaning to "Neighborhood Watch"...
LogicDude - April 10, 2009, 8:54 am
I was kind of raised by a village. If my neighbors saw me acting up they would smack me then bring me back to my parents who would smack me AGAIN for screwing up AND for embarassing them. Growing up in an area where everyone knows everyone else had...
agdaniele - April 10, 2009, 2:26 am
Woah! Delta... got the mood-ring style avatar? Changed it mid-rant! Calling in Lewis Black for backup on this one?
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 1:18 am
Thanks, I think. I don't believe that my opinions fall into the "nazi" category though. I just want to add some chlorine to the human gene pool.
agdaniele - April 10, 2009, 12:19 am
Well said, WTFO.... I've never felt more like a nazi than I do right now, but it is the solution du jour.
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:14 am
as many islamic terrorists/extremists from the Earth as we can that that should be accellerated. I am on the fence right now on whether or not we should remove people from the planet who refer to themselves using the word "awesomo". I'll think about it.
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:12 am
planet that are too violent, dangerous, etc. to be allowed to pass their psychosis to the next generation: murderers, rapists, pedophiles, gang members, child abusers, wife beaters. I know as a military man, that we are trying to do our part by removing
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:10 am
I disagree with his assertion that innocent babies should be murdered to correct the problem. Why attack helpless children who have done nothing wrong? If we want to fix the overpopulation problem then let's do it smartly by eliminating those on the
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:09 am
Looking back to mrawesomo's comment I noticed that I completely missed his point about "major overpopulation", so I'll address that now. There is an argument for overpopulation being a problem (my wife and I just replaced ourselves on the planet). However
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:07 am
many people don't teach them respect or manners. That is why I raise my kids instead of believing "it takes a village to raise a child".
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:05 am
separated from my wife. I guess if you can only be their for either the birth or conception, then I picked the right one. Regardless, I couldn't imagine life without my son or his little sister. In general, I don't like other people's kids because too
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:04 am
planned for. While my wife and I were already married, the timing could have been much better (I was sent remote and in a visit, I got my wife pregnant, saved up I guess). The end result was that I missed the birth by 4 days because the military had me
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:02 am
Deltabob, regardless of your desire to not have kids, your statement of "parasite" is disturbing. While I respect several of the positions you've taken in comment chains here, I will have to agree to strongly disagree with you here. My first son wasn't
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:53 am
...more adoptions and I think, fewer abortions. My first wife and I couldn't have kids past our first and seriously considered adopting a Korean orphan. Only reason we didn't is she was essentially lazy and didn't want 2 kids to watch while I worked.
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:51 am
...could/should. Thats also why so many people turn to other countries for their adoptions. It's cheaper and easier. The kids in our own (US) system are being screwed over because of greed: lawyers, court fees, etc. If it was easier to do, we'd have...
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:50 am
I know quite a few adoptees and they had fantastic lives. I'm sure it was better than anything they could have experienced bouncing between foster homes or orphanages. Adoption has turned into a business which is why they don't happen as often as they...
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:58 am
typo: last one should read "is a "fetus" not a..." sorry.
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:56 am
is not a "fetus" not a baby. Please refer to fact 1 to see that your argument is unfounded. Now that I have made my point, fuck off mrlamo.
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:55 am
dictionary states that a fetus is "a developing human from usu. two months after conception to birth", hence, a baby human. Fact 2. you prove the point of the poster of rationalization in regards to killing life by dehumanizing the baby by claiming it is
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:53 am
mr 'not so' awesomo, is apparantly not familiar with me. First off, watch the personal attacks before I turn my energy to pointing out what a pathetic little peckerhead you are. Here is how I play, I support my positions with facts. Fact 1. Webster's
dgbt - April 7, 2009, 4:51 pm
that's hilarious
LogicDude - April 6, 2009, 5:28 pm
"Punished with a baby" hmmm? Think of the possibilities: "So you didn't know the speed limit was 35 mph? Well, sorry about that - here's your baby." or how about: "You've entered a wrong password. Your baby will be delivered via FedEx. Please try again."
Mark - April 6, 2009, 5:03 pm
mrawesomo - Too bad your parents didn't have the same view. Why not further your cause retroactively and go suck on a gas pipe?
mrawesomo - April 6, 2009, 4:59 pm
It's not a baby yet it's a fetus. Still even if it was a baby I'd have it killed due to major overpopulation from fuck ups like you
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:41 am
When you call someone you don't know a coward, that is hate writing. I support people putting up unwanted kids for adoption versus killing them. I support a good upbringing as well, kids can get that if they are adopted.
Adopt (again again) - April 5, 2009, 12:20 am
It wasn't hate I was writing out of, just impatience. Easy mistake to make though given similar tone in writing style.
Adopt (again) - April 5, 2009, 12:19 am
Well congratulations on your cohesive family, many fail to do so. But I still am still in favour of a short, warm, well nourished life than one where the child is effectivley abandoned. And yes I do advocate contraception. We are all naive to an extent.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:42 pm
Mark, I think you'd have to duct-tape Adopts mouth first (or keep something stuffed in it). Looking at the comment, you don't want to hear any of the BS coming out of that mouth
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:40 pm
(meaning the baby survived the operation and is living outside the mother), that the doctor could then kill (terminate in liberal speak) the baby because that is what the mother wanted in the first place.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:39 pm
the advanced stages they aren't very aware either. This President supports late-term abortions which many consider murder. As an IL Senator he supported a bill that would have allowed a doctor who fails to carry out the late-term abortion properly...
Mark - April 4, 2009, 11:37 pm
ADOPT - If you happen to be a 18 year old Korean gymnast, I'd be interested in adopting you for a few days, after which you won't be quite so naive.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:37 pm
You claim we are all naive, you really should speak only for yourself. Most people are quite aware of what's going on. I wonder. By your standard of killing "its" (or people) because they are naive, do you suggest we kill people with Alzheimer's? In the
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:34 pm
stunning wife for everything. While we haven't adopted our kids we haven't ruled out the posibility of doing so. You do however prove exactly what my poster states by referring to a baby as "it" so you can advocate the child's death while it is "naive".
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:32 pm
Now, for you bitter, hate-filled comment, Adopt. 1st watch the name calling, there's no need for it unless you don't have a defendable position, of course (which I don't believe you do). I am actually a father of 2. My kids are reliant on me and my
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:30 pm
For the record, I believe that abortion is a procedure that should be reserved for rape, incest and endangerment of life. I do not believe that it should be used for convenience, in place of birth control, or for endangerment of "lifestyle".
ADOPT - April 4, 2009, 2:04 am
IF you're against f%cking abortion SO MUCH. ADOPT a F%CKING ABANDONED CHILD YOU COWARD. See how you feel with a human life reliant on you for it's EVERYTHING. Better to not know anything but the womb in my naive opinion, and it is naive, just like us all.


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Jalozyin - July 14, 2011, 6:03 pm
Some of them aren't even one of the above...
ambslashrat - July 9, 2011, 8:05 am
maybe 20 years ago. kids today are one of three, not more.


ZOMBIE BABY - In this case, pro-life is not a pro-choice.


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maoworks2 - December 16, 2011, 6:20 pm
Chuck Norris Who !
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raygun505 - January 19, 2013, 2:44 am
I like it when those that make my shoes suffer, it makes them more comfortable.
Master - April 18, 2011, 1:11 pm
It does seem appropriate the kid in the shoe store is wearing Nikes. 5 lions here, too.
Bovee - April 14, 2011, 1:15 pm
That kid made some of the best Jordans I ever had. 5L's


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M0rd3kaI - March 14, 2012, 10:58 am
Yes... typical Airman... Always making life and Motifake difficult to the rest of us... 5L
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5beers and cheers.
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FREEDOM - I live the way I choose. My life is mine to live, and I apologize to no one.

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rerun - November 27, 2011, 10:00 am

excellent. this wold be good at moti-twist as well

TWILIGHT - An epic saga about a young woman's struggle to choose between Necrophilia and Bestiality

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 29, 2014, 3:00 am
*sigh* the problems teens face today.) lol 5L

MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE - When selecting ones facial hair it pays to think through the consequences Like how much soup do you eat?

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R.S.Jake - June 10, 2010, 10:39 am
Sad thing is...I love soup. But on the bright side, I get to keep tasting it all day long! Goes for other things too...good and bad.
Derek - June 10, 2010, 12:10 am
You just need some of my moustache wax


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gas - January 26, 2012, 2:18 pm
That remembers me an episode of Breaking Bad: "I accept who I am. I'm the bad guy". 5L!

IT NEVER SAID - for how long

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CHOICES - Silly emo. You thought you didn't have any.

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COLLEGE - Where you go to learn the names of beers you didn't know existed.

Sometimes -

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mizzdizz - October 21, 2014, 2:20 am
That's my driveway!
GaryO - October 20, 2014, 11:15 am
Well now, that bleak dreary foreboding road just got creepier
Sho - October 20, 2014, 9:30 am
Looks like the road I have to walk through when I'm going home at night


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suzieq - January 26, 2012, 12:19 pm
with all the good posters you have under your belt, I thought 'there must be something somewhere' and then I chew until the juice came up... ooops bad choice of words lol
caveman - January 26, 2012, 2:34 am
Appreciate it.... honestly i didn't know if people WOULD get it
suzieq - January 26, 2012, 12:31 am
this one is very good, I confess I didn't get it the first time

Things Mom Taught Me -

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MissPriss - December 6, 2015, 11:50 pm
Yet another upside to raising the kids in the country...did it to the little buggers about a mile out from home on the gravel road. Only had to do it ONCE...teehee!
Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 2:25 pm
I'm not sure this threat means anything anymore, since your kids know if you pull over drag them out of the car and beat them, every single passing motorist will gleefully call the police and send you to jail, hoping they can get on TV.

Choices -

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CHOICES - When confronted with two evils, choose the blonde.

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M0rd3kaI - March 24, 2012, 9:04 pm
And if I like brunettes more?? bugger... so difficult, screw it, when confronted... choose both XD 5 choices



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Haarakkon - September 30, 2010, 2:40 am
Unfortunately, the exercise would ultimately bog down along the lines of the Moral Majority vs. the agnostic masses, and thence along party and platform lines, making it a Politifake-type discussion.
Haarakkon - September 30, 2010, 2:34 am
agdaniele - September 30, 2010, 2:27 am
I love that people can blindly look past the fact I point out here, and just follow blindly.
agdaniele - September 27, 2010, 8:46 pm
That works out well for about 12% of all children. The rest get foster homes and abuse. Wake up!
BriaHere - September 27, 2010, 6:55 pm
Obviously if they had done that deciding on abortion or adoption wouldn't be an issue.
Faceplant31 - September 27, 2010, 6:55 pm
I would rather not hear of a girl who gets an abortion than hear of one that decides to shake or beat their child to death. 5L aggy
mikieelmo - September 27, 2010, 6:50 pm
then use the morning after pill ,its a baby for god sake !
BriaHere - September 27, 2010, 6:41 pm
Not everyone wants to be pregnant for 9 months and then give birth. It may sounds selfish but you can't force things on people. And hello Derek.
mikieelmo - September 27, 2010, 6:31 pm
adoption ?
Derek - September 27, 2010, 3:26 pm
Welcome back Bria!
BriaHere - September 27, 2010, 11:15 am
My thoughts exactly. Completely pro choice but only up to a certain point in the pregnancy.
suenero - September 27, 2010, 9:50 am
OOPPS! Misspelled commom. Sorry.
suenero - September 27, 2010, 9:49 am
Also that the pro-lifer are not willing to take care of themselves. Nice, commen sense poster. 5L from me. Now watch the debate begin.


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deadluvva - September 11, 2010, 8:46 am
Ouch! That is sooooooooo funny
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 9:20 pm
LOL!!!! We're gonna run out of cake at this rate.


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Hypercat-Z - July 4, 2009, 11:20 am
I always shared your point!


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narcinvestigator - March 18, 2011, 9:43 pm
Outstanding. Many people say "you're wasting my time" when in fact by makink that statement, they are wasting their own.


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culos - May 31, 2010, 7:23 am
There's always a way. I guess if he stands on his hands his moobs will fall either side of his head, his flaps will cover his face and his arms will be able to stimulate his joystick. A picture of that position on a dating site is sure to generate offers!
Mr. Shiny - May 31, 2010, 4:43 am
harsh, but true.
thatonechick - May 31, 2010, 12:50 am
Can... can he reach it? :S
spacedog - May 31, 2010, 12:45 am
LOL! Nice one. It looks like he's get ready to do the stranger.

THE HUMAN CONDITION - to choose the path to light the way to forever live the grandest day

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Iconoclast - August 9, 2010, 9:05 am
Is the image Male or Female, for each eye may see it distinctly. It appears female to me.
culos - August 9, 2010, 7:50 am
Nice (you see I'm not all bad!)

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TwistedNinjaPirate - September 27, 2011, 11:23 pm
Very demotivational to me... I think.


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Mongo - December 18, 2009, 8:20 am
It must be cold out....
BoneCD - December 18, 2009, 6:31 am
Awwww, look, snow bunnies! We must go comfort them Haar...
Mongo - December 17, 2009, 7:59 pm
She's from Wisconsin! Look at that huge piece of cheese in her trousers!
CANADA - December 17, 2009, 8:58 am
More Canadian sports!




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O.K How Did You Get A Picture Of Me ?

LIFE’S MYSTERIES - I’m a Christian. But I came 1st in my science class at school. Talk about mixed emotions.

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thesunshinesing - September 22, 2012, 6:50 pm
hey... please be nice to people, everyone, including God. :) I love Jesus!
Hawamleh - August 24, 2011, 5:35 pm
I am a muslim and I hang out here, go figure !
caveman - August 24, 2011, 4:10 am
I really can't tell if that's sarcasm or not. so i'll go with sarcasm :)
Deceivingly - August 24, 2011, 3:38 am
You're an atheist bud. Not fooling anyone by 'carrying a cross' if you will.
DLM4 - August 23, 2011, 9:06 pm
haha that's like me, double major in mechanical and aerospace engineering with a minor in religious studies 5L
crankyhead - August 23, 2011, 6:03 am
or athie5m... whichever =)
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Zealot - July 14, 2010, 9:27 am
hey its totoro
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Funny thing is this is HEAVEN in Japan


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Me_ - January 4, 2010, 3:53 pm
Hitler was not a Jew but his father was. There is no such thing as a half Jew. Hitler killed everyone that opposed him. Stalin killed more than hitler did. Either way if something is not done about numb nuts in Iran we could all have issues.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 29, 2009, 12:28 pm
That's 1,000,000 less hairy armpits/ cheesy mustaches..
agdaniele - October 29, 2009, 12:19 pm
None. But, almost 500,000 people from France died.
SayHi - October 29, 2009, 11:59 am
I wonder how many people from French died in WWII...10?15?
DreMagnum - October 28, 2009, 7:59 pm
wow fuck face, he killed catholics in the gas chambers right along side the jews, so shut up please, k thanks
zachyd's - October 28, 2009, 7:54 pm
wow fuckface, hitler was not half jewish or gay or any of that shit that people try to pin on him to sound ironic. He was christian and did not seek out christians, yes christians did die but they were enemy soldiers or spys
Sean - October 20, 2009, 10:00 pm
*too (yeah I know)
Sean - October 20, 2009, 9:59 pm
P.s.: I hate quotifakes. Come up with your own original material. That is the point of this site. I could raid quotesites too. Anyone can do that. Or paraphrase jokes that I have heard. Way to easy.
Sean - October 20, 2009, 9:56 pm
We learn from history that we don't learn anything from history except that we don't learn anything from history so I guess we did learn ONE thing from history which is that whoever said we don't learn ANYTHING from history was a self-contradicting a-hole
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 11:07 am
again with the swine flu thing, come up with an original comment please. you are obviously an idiot
Björn - October 19, 2009, 10:58 am
Funny how easily you guys swallow this propaganda. George Orwell rolls in his grave... 9/11 was an inside job - Al Qaeda is a myth - Swine flu is a hoax
DayDark - October 19, 2009, 7:48 am
Hitler was raised roman catholic, and praised Christian heritage, German Christian culture, and professed a belief in an Aryan Jesus Christ, a Jesus who fought against the Jews I'd hardly call that exterminating christians.
mrbombastic - October 19, 2009, 7:20 am
Hitler was not Catholic, Sean, he was in fact half Jewish. He also believed that blonde hair and blue eyes formed the perfect race,while he had brown hair and eyes.But yes,Catholics were targetted just as much as everyone else the Nazis believed inferior.
Zed - October 19, 2009, 12:33 am
Well, quite a few thousand Catholics (mostly intellectuals who challenged his claims) died in the camps, along with millions of Jews, Gypsies, and many others.
Sean - October 19, 2009, 12:03 am
When did the Nazis seek to exterminate Christians? Hitler was Catholic. I'm not suggesting for a second that Nazism had anything at all to do with any form of Christianity, but I don't think Christians were targetted much at all.
peteyb - October 18, 2009, 6:21 pm
wow...awesome.If it were within my power, you'd have 5 lions from me!

PERSPECTIVE - Life is not short. It is long. VERY long, especially after all those wrong decisions

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Sean - February 25, 2009, 6:11 pm
5. This is really really good.


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Klara - May 9, 2010, 8:41 pm
red or blue whatever you pick you're fucked, It's like picking a president in the usa

CHOICE - What you ride is what decides what you end up doing! You know what to do now!


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Sean - September 19, 2009, 1:12 am
"This was no boating accident!"
Laffy Taffy - July 31, 2009, 11:44 am
She's also a rower..



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Cubbybear - October 11, 2010, 2:11 pm
They all can't graduate with A's from Cubby's Charm School.

IN TODAY’S YOUTH - The term ‘that’s my favourite song ever’. Ever- referring to the most recent memory the brain can remember

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mariand - August 11, 2011, 2:36 pm
true 5tory


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AdmiralAckbar - October 11, 2010, 8:28 pm
we live in eden


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Faceplant31 - September 8, 2010, 12:03 pm
Thats what they want you to think.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 8, 2010, 12:00 pm
I think you'll find that you can't make babies that way.......There's never been a human/mongoose hybrid....and there never will.
Faceplant31 - September 8, 2010, 11:58 am
Thanks guys. @ Moooooo, i am a motislut but not a dumb motislut. I still find time for baby making practice.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 8, 2010, 11:45 am
Face....you have outdone yourself this morning........Maybe you should go out and get laid....you're spending too much time here.
forseti - September 8, 2010, 9:41 am
when exactly was the last day, face pulled out one of the other letters?? i only remember A games... ;)
Ed-Hyde - September 8, 2010, 9:03 am
Wow, pulling out your A game today faceplant. All excellent motifakes, all 5L
spacedog - September 7, 2010, 8:43 pm
Bravo! 5L
GreyScorpion - September 7, 2010, 8:23 pm
Excellent Pic, supported by an excellent quote, that makes this...very nice, 5L
ICEMAN - September 7, 2010, 7:49 pm
Too true. 5


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Verdeckt - July 23, 2011, 8:39 pm
tellitlikeitis - July 23, 2011, 8:05 pm
Thanks very much Spacedog.
spacedog - July 23, 2011, 10:27 am
Beautiful. 5L


CHOICES - Thank God you're a man

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tellitlikeitis - August 3, 2011, 8:45 pm
champ99 - August 3, 2011, 10:53 am
I tried to u5e both once and passed out.
Verdeckt - August 3, 2011, 8:43 am
5o true
Reality Lord - August 3, 2011, 7:55 am




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spacedog - March 14, 2011, 5:40 pm
An experienced guy would be generous and help her reach her momentary goal first, or simultaneous with his own.
spacedog - March 14, 2011, 5:03 pm


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maoworks2 - February 21, 2012, 7:48 am
Amen !
mariand - February 20, 2012, 5:32 pm
nice... I know, I shouldn't have to take 'em both, at once.

CHOICES - Sometimes they're easy to make. All you need is that last little nudge.

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5150monkeylove - December 6, 2010, 5:43 am
5L and added to my favs


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winja - January 7, 2012, 11:29 pm
You are the dumbest f**ktard on earth. Its no wonder everyone hates you and wants you to kill yourself. you wouldnt know what a f**king factist was if he stomped you to death faggot. 9/11 was an al qaeda job and swine flue is a fact. ur mom is a c**t.
winja - January 7, 2012, 11:28 pm
You are the dumbest fucktard on earth. Its no wonder everyone hates you and wants you to kill yourself. you wouldnt know what a fucking factist was if he stomped you to death faggot. 9/11 was an al qaeda job and swine flue is a fact. ur mom is a cunt.
Björn - October 19, 2009, 10:56 am
Ridiculous. The EU is the biggest club of fascists, yet our media manages to make us believe that lifting your right hand is the only telltale sign for evil intentions -.- 9/11 was an inside job Al Qaeda is a myth Swine Flu is a hoax

YOUR CHOICE - Stupidity or Irony

Life is full of choices -

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KS77 - June 18, 2009, 2:42 am
Where did that come from?
KS77 - June 18, 2009, 2:42 am
Where did that come from?

CHOICES - Athiest | Christian You choose.

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harlo - October 26, 2009, 10:21 pm
Wow. Lust is a sin. Fail.
Ed-Hyde - July 14, 2009, 7:41 am


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TheTrashHeap - September 27, 2010, 12:14 am
There are 2 major differences between the 2 posters. Talent and effort. Aggy's poster has them.. this, not so much.
Reality Lord - September 26, 2010, 10:22 pm

actually derek, 117477 was funny on a few levels. there's no realation between the pic, the title, or the caption on this one. i gotta agree with heap on this one...and man i hate doing that....lol.
TheTrashHeap - September 26, 2010, 9:51 pm
What the hell are you talking about Derek?
Derek - September 26, 2010, 8:26 pm
Interesting. The only difference between this hideous black humour and the 5L-rated 117477 - is that here one sees the killing.
rerun - September 26, 2010, 7:57 pm

this is the perfect example of 1L work at its best
jameswnash - September 26, 2010, 7:52 pm
This fell flat to me, sorry, but the delivery just was not there

Heaven -

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CloudchaserS - September 3, 2013, 9:26 am
Now I'm thinking of the Bob Rivers parody Dirty Deeds (Done With Sheep)
Cannabal - September 3, 2013, 7:09 am
You dirty 5heepf'ucker!

HOMELESS - The choice is seldom theirs alone to make.

He Said. . .She Said -

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MissPriss - June 25, 2013, 12:22 am
Yep...a real keeper steve! Do you at least pull her finger or does she have to do that too?
steve1961 - June 24, 2013, 4:27 pm
I'm a good partner...I let her fart while she does the dishes...I'm quite a catch.


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forseti - July 27, 2010, 8:26 am
that's fantastic!! 7L (i'll give you two times one lion more than you deserve on other pics...*g*)
agdaniele - July 27, 2010, 12:34 am
LOL! Thx, cranky! You've been kickin' butt lately on posters! Excellent quality over quantity!
crankyhead - July 27, 2010, 12:30 am
5 valentine's day massacres for you.
Derek - July 27, 2010, 12:27 am
As the Russians have learned first hand

Destiny -

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CHOICES - This guy has made a wrong one

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[email protected] - November 26, 2009, 8:46 am
Don't knock it until you knock it.

CHOICES - It will hurt

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Cubbybear - November 2, 2010, 1:10 pm
Story of my life...LOL!



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Derek - January 19, 2010, 3:38 pm
An experience traveller of the double-entendre.


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spacedog - July 2, 2012, 11:26 pm
Interesting picture... kinda mosaic.

I AGREE - She does, however, belong in my room in handcuffs.

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boeweizer - November 13, 2009, 4:27 am
that would be a weird pr0n inter-species erotica mixed with incest
Dude 4515 - November 12, 2009, 3:41 pm
Careful LD, she just might steal your heart... or be a cousin or something. just saying, your both tigers, though she is pretty hot

CHOICES - some are harder to make than others

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Mr. Shiny - June 20, 2010, 1:13 am
4th from left, actually its a toss up really.
guyfox - June 19, 2010, 9:16 pm
1)the women 2)never talk to derek
Derek - June 19, 2010, 8:47 pm
So much better to judge unwrapped
agdaniele - June 19, 2010, 8:23 pm
1st on the left. Wait... are we talking chicks or lions?
guyfox - June 19, 2010, 7:14 pm
2nd from the left.........
rerun - June 19, 2010, 7:13 pm

not really, 3rd from my left will do me just fine.

WOULD YOU RATHER - Get slapped across the face with this cactus Or grab and squeeze it with your bare hands?

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Sho - August 4, 2011, 3:25 pm
Oh ok, thanks. I like making them up
R.S.Jake - August 4, 2011, 12:25 pm
Marriage = Darned if you do, Darned if you don't.
Sho - August 4, 2011, 11:10 am
Marriage posters?
Verdeckt - August 4, 2011, 6:14 am
Wow, these marriage posters are getting weirder and weirder.

TOURISM - maybe work on that catch phrase.

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CCCP - April 4, 2010, 6:26 pm
eat your heart out San Francisco
Derek - March 30, 2010, 3:13 pm
@Bovee - they did, and look at the effect!

O TANNENBAUM, O TANNENBAUM - Your branches green delight us. They're green when summer days are bright. They're green when winter snow is white.

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TokinFire - May 25, 2010, 4:53 pm
Fatt Matt, you are my new best friend.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 29, 2009, 10:09 am
"tosser"...how appropriate. Stop trolling and move out of your mothers basement.
tosser - December 29, 2009, 10:05 am
Very stupid. Further proof that you don't have a penis.
Fatt Matt - December 1, 2009, 5:44 pm
Thanks Trash. One Love.
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:34 pm
While this one may not be hilarious, it's worth 5 Lions to me. Lion...iron....zion.....every little ting gonna be alright.


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LIFE - Always offers us choices. Some of which are easier to make than others.

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DreMagnum - April 11, 2010, 11:07 pm
Pretty sure there are like 5 posters with this pic
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 10:37 pm
Surprise surprise surprise....Mustyk poaches another one.
TheTrashHeap - April 11, 2010, 10:36 pm
Pic just used by Cubby the other day.


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Derek - August 26, 2009, 7:21 pm
Death cured Dorothy Parker. I'm sure it would work for curiosity too.
BoneCD - August 26, 2009, 1:56 pm
You know giulio your stuff just gets better and better



ADVERTISEMENTS - Encouraging young girls to make the right choices in life. Who needs college anyway?

TOO MANY CHOICES - Too Little Time

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I WOULD EAT - ...Her Pussy ^.^

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killersheep - August 23, 2008, 1:21 pm
i would eat... the lotus


CHOICES - Can you decide?!

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ragingcow - August 31, 2011, 7:06 am
I can't decide whether you should live or dieee....
Woodywood03a - July 29, 2009, 2:12 pm
I would pick both....
justanameforacomment - February 14, 2009, 12:31 am
left ones better :D
Redneck Slayer - November 7, 2008, 12:40 pm
pervo - November 5, 2008, 7:27 am
I thought of a way to do them both! First fuck the one on the left. Then let *both* of them together kill you. The one on the right will do you once you're a stiff. Win-win-win - everybody happy.
Helldeath - November 5, 2008, 7:17 am
OMG ........ seriously ... I'd take the right one
Merlin - August 28, 2008, 3:40 pm
Simple. Take the one on the left. Then you're alive for the sex. Dilemma solved. *Plays LoZ "Item" sound*
basti - August 11, 2008, 10:33 am
i take em both...
Ernie - August 3, 2008, 12:43 am
"The only way to win is not to play."
Fubar - April 26, 2008, 5:07 pm
Agreed, their breathe, their clothes, everything about them stinks
mark - April 3, 2008, 9:53 am
One on the left w/tats. I can't stand smokers

The Devils Playground -

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Greybeard - April 1, 2014, 8:33 am
It will. I call it the "Congressional Theory"...
Reality Lord - April 1, 2014, 7:50 am

tru dat. let's hope this doesn't fall on deaf ears.

The Morning After -

Those Magnificent Men In Their Flying Machines -

Trading Places -

The Endangered Speeches -

Rejoice the choice -

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Silverheart - October 16, 2014, 10:42 am

Didn't realize it had been used before. I try not to use pics others have used, but that gets nigh impossible. Thanks for the praise!
GaryO - October 15, 2014, 9:01 pm
I like yer rendition of this pic much better than mine.

A Conscience -

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MissPriss - November 21, 2013, 1:07 am
Thanks for the spoiler alert silvie...teehee.
Silverheart - November 20, 2013, 10:44 pm

He's trying to lead down the path to salvation... I'm gonna lead you down path that rocks! (quote from the movie the pic is from)

Listen carefully, kids... -

The Devil's Rejects -

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Greybeard - May 27, 2014, 1:30 am
Thank you :)
MissPriss - May 27, 2014, 12:32 am
There has to be evil so you know to enjoy the good. Personally, I prefer being evil...5L more enjoyable than being good...muhaha!
EmilioDumphque - May 26, 2014, 4:37 pm
Color and sound are just our brain's way of interpreting data that comes as light frequency and air pressure waves. Good and evil are also interpretations. They don't really exist without it.

The Game Of Life -

It's Time For Me To Fly -

Masochist -

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EmilioDumphque - May 16, 2014, 8:58 pm
Actually, I doubt we choose who we love. That would be too cold-hearted. You have little choice in the matter.

Don't Fear The Mod -

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MissPriss - July 12, 2013, 10:52 am
In a much better place Uggie... a Utopian kind of better place...muhahaha.
MissPriss - July 12, 2013, 10:49 am
Yeah, noticed that after I had submitted it but thought what the H*ll...I'm only human...most of the time. Teehee.
lgvernon - July 11, 2013, 12:13 pm

And some of us (I'm not mentioning any names here) are a pixel or two short of a full gif.
ughomer - July 11, 2013, 8:27 am
Where would Motifake (and other sites in Motinetworks) be if MissPriss wasn't both a moderator and a MissHistorian, I ask you?


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GaryO - April 3, 2013, 9:38 pm
I’ve seen it. What else ya got?
Greeny - April 3, 2013, 7:39 pm
C'mon over, I got sump'n to show ya
GaryO - April 3, 2013, 3:30 pm
Sweet one here, Greeny. I do believe you be gettin' ripe
maoworks2 - April 3, 2013, 1:53 pm
Good One Greeny 5 Red Brick L.