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DR MANHATTAN - Are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over — an analyst and a therapist. The world’s first analrapist.

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Pabbicus - September 11, 2009, 12:38 am
LOL Poor Tobias

BICYCLE POLICE - You are under arrest, now get your ass in the basket.

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lgvernon - April 3, 2012, 11:28 am

My DH is a former BLM Lead Ranger. He was in charge of the Imperial Sand Dunes in so Cal~~also worked (and before that, rode) in the Barstow to Vegas race many, many times.
Budog - April 3, 2012, 12:54 am
I used to work as a medic for desert and Baja racing. A medic on a enduring motorcycles could beat the ambulances or rescue unit hands down down and have a victim pretty much packaged and ready to go other than a few things like a backboard, etc.
lgvernon - April 3, 2012, 12:33 am

It is all in fun. Bicycle patrols are invaluable tools in urban policing. But just like canine officers("Did Timmy fall down the well again, Rinnie?)and motor cops (You only do this because of your leather addiction.), they take the teasing well.
Budog - April 3, 2012, 12:15 am
Oh I can imagine... But I would hope It's all in good fun. The bike patrols come in very handy in certain scenarios. I was going to say something along the line of budget cuts being bell...
lgvernon - April 2, 2012, 10:26 pm

5L~~~so, so funny. You have no idea how much heat these guys take from the 'real' police who drive cars equipped with neat-o stuff like lights, sirens and shotguns. Saves all that having to scream, "WEE-OOH, WEE-OOH, WEE-OOH! Stop!"


OPINIONS - Pick the right time to express them


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jejeloman - October 18, 2012, 11:51 am
how can someone do this stupidity??!?!! poor little cat :(
twill1962 - July 7, 2012, 7:51 pm
I beelieve that cat was rescued and named Sticky.
Derek - October 19, 2009, 5:29 pm
Because you'll be crying out for him when the tape comes off

PHILADELPHIA - You've gotta do a better job watching "Michael VICK"!!

SPIDERMAN - They always said they would do it

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JUST ASKING FOR IT... - ...in truly permanent ink. "Don't tase me bro, just go right to the nightsticks."

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thatonechick - May 11, 2010, 9:36 am
Oh, damn, how did I allow this personal reference through? Oh, but I shouldn't make fun of the mentally challenged. It's not like it's hard to have an average rating higher than 2.2.
BillJat - May 11, 2010, 1:50 am
The only reason one would have to come back is to point out ignorant idiocy, such as this. Way to prove your immaturity, rerun.
rerun - March 12, 2010, 5:03 pm

I notice, that you said you are leaving, can we ban you to make sure you don't come back?
Jatropheus - March 12, 2010, 12:18 am
I am a TRUE moderate, trying to avoid partisan politics - which is why I am leaving this site entirely.
Jatropheus - March 12, 2010, 12:17 am
Obviously, the mods approve Republican propaganda (have seen nothing of any other viewpoint here) and fear upsetting Catholics... plus, they do not notify if a submission is not approved, or why.
Jatropheus - March 12, 2010, 12:17 am
You have that right, and I have the right to vote with my metaphorical feet.
Jatropheus - March 12, 2010, 12:16 am
Bye, I am gone, and glad, since I can't delete, that I only submitted a few barely passable works instead of something I would be proud of to this partisan sheople site.


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spacedog - July 5, 2011, 6:36 pm
Standing ovation. 5L


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ARRESTED - I volunteer to do the strip search and anal probe

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lola - June 20, 2009, 12:33 am
"I volunteer to do the strip search and anal probe" Fantastic! Bend over.

WITHHOLDING EVIDENCE - Ronald refused to tell what was in his special sauce

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pzykosiz - October 11, 2010, 5:56 pm
really? i thought they got it out of aeroplane barf bags
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 11, 2010, 4:38 pm
Thousand Island dressing and children's tears.

MISUNDERSTANDING - Santa arrested for yelling ho, ho, ho at a MILF and her children in the mall

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M I C - ¿Que? Y why?

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Christopher - April 26, 2009, 7:07 am
Sorry, Michael Jackson, no dice. Maybe you should try being a creepy white guy.


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agdaniele - November 18, 2010, 9:42 pm
Nobody's business but the Turks!
crankyhead - November 17, 2010, 10:23 am
Even old New York, was once New Amsterdam... why they changed it, I can't say... people just liked it better that way. =)


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BoneCD - November 20, 2009, 5:13 pm
LMAO excellent
LogicDude - November 20, 2009, 9:14 am
Sure Derek, unless seen in your "rear-view" mirror. *giggle* Get it? "REAR"-view? Mirror? *snicker*
Derek - November 20, 2009, 4:25 am
OMOH = Special Purpose Police Squad. Basically the riot squad.
whatukno - November 20, 2009, 3:18 am
Anyone else notice that cop's name is Omoh? lol

PSSST LIL' WAYNE - Da police don't just pull over a tour bus, without exigent cirumstances! Your Agent tipped them off for the publicity.

Foreshadowing -

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MissPriss - July 1, 2013, 12:56 am
Thanks Ism...now I have a social life!!! Purple koolaid for everyone...it's on me, literally, it's even in my naked belly button! 5L Cheers!
GaryO - June 30, 2013, 12:24 pm
Well, as long as Ism keep rollin’, the inanimate banners are fine. Roll on, Ism, roll on…..more at 11?
rerun - June 30, 2013, 10:50 am

If we could create & post animated posters.....the possibilities.
motifayk - June 30, 2013, 9:56 am
It might be that you captured something... These banners need to roll...
rerun - June 30, 2013, 9:18 am

Captured? Me? Never.......Bwahahahahaha
falloutghoul - June 30, 2013, 8:38 am
Which part? The nude congregation, or that Rerun was captured?


THROWING STARS - Used to be there was nothing cooler than going to a martial arts store and buying some of these things then throwing them into the neighbors garage.

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andnowforme0 - February 8, 2011, 10:30 pm
used to be?

FASHION POLICE - Caught this Rhapscallion wearing "WHITE" after "LABOR-DAY". 4 walls is 3 too many.

SHOTGUN - It doesn't always apply.

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motifake - October 14, 2009, 10:41 pm

I didnt get it either, and rejected it. Then it got re-submitted, so I figured I was missing something. GUESS NOT LOL
CANADA - October 14, 2009, 10:37 pm
I think its trying to play on calling shotgun. like if you call shotgun you get to ride up front but not in this situation
Bartimaeus - October 14, 2009, 10:33 pm
I concur...wtf?
Derek - October 14, 2009, 10:32 pm

busted -

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MissPriss - September 26, 2015, 11:43 pm
thanks 'cern now just shut up and dance with me...sorry just had to be said ;)
concern3 - September 26, 2015, 4:49 am
all men realize that there is not a correct way to argue with a woman. but a 5er is in order
MissPriss - September 25, 2015, 3:57 pm
Oh 'sod...it's not how you use the silence it's all in when you use it...teehee!
Oldsod - September 25, 2015, 3:50 pm
That doesn't help either...my silence gets used against me as well...

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mizzdizz - April 8, 2015, 8:46 pm
Thanks, Lord R.!
Reality Lord - April 8, 2015, 8:25 pm

very nice. this would fit well over at our sister site http://www.theshivers.net/

Top 5 Things -

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spacedog - November 1, 2013, 7:41 pm
HA! 5 minutes AFK!

Feburary 22nd -


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MOMENT OF REVELATION - Knowing that you are on the verge of a very thorough cavity search.