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Allah Demotivational Poster

DISAPPOINTMENT - Allah told them the truth, but not the whole truth.

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Rating: 4.21/5

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WTFO - December 2, 2009, 12:11 am
Nice. 5L.

PATRIOTIC IMPLANT - Now Terrorists can talk directly to God! Side effects are temporary; some bleeding or swelling may occur at the implant site.

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Rating: 4.19/5

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jibarocampesino - July 30, 2010, 11:31 am
WORDS: now served in shiny coating
gil - December 2, 2009, 1:09 am
LOL after 6 beers I think it still computes to a 5
WTFO - December 2, 2009, 1:04 am
Dammit, Gil. You made me do math.
gil - December 2, 2009, 12:52 am
.5 per implant from me
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 4:48 pm
Don't be selfish, sign up your whole circle friends!! 5 silent whispers


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Rating: 3.7/5

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Viper - May 25, 2010, 8:59 pm
phukking retarded is what that is
me4891 - September 28, 2009, 5:54 pm
SPF one million


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Rating: 2.71/5
Woody - June 17, 2009, 8:04 pm
I saw, I laugh, I moved on.
Drenix - January 12, 2009, 9:53 pm
Dunno, those old tesament gods were, well, kinda boring, they got angry because Eve was seduces by Solid Snake and they... you know (at least that's what my bible say)
Roamer - October 14, 2008, 4:16 pm
You know, smite this, kill him, plague these guys, and overall being a dick.
Roamer - October 14, 2008, 4:15 pm
And the lesson here is that religion is bad for you do to it's contradictions that it preaches. The only higher power I'd worship is either Norse Gods (cause they kicked ass) or angry/vengeful old testament god.
LogicDude - October 14, 2008, 8:12 am
We'll ask Rakdos to put on his explosive belt and detonate himself next to this Motifake...that should take care of this problem for you ebrahim. Unless you'd prefer to do it.
Briton of Rose - October 14, 2008, 6:56 am
Only if you denounce those who use indescriminate violence in the name of Islam.
ebrahim - October 14, 2008, 6:53 am
can u please remove this artical

ACKBAR FOR ALLAH - Actually isn't much of a stretch

YOU MIGHT BE A TALIBAN, IF... - You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.

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Rating: 1.89/5

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know_it_all - February 24, 2010, 4:41 pm
You might be a Taliban if you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your pants

RAINDROPS - Keep falling on Ahmed But that doesn't mean my eyes will soon be turnin' red Cryin's not for me


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Rating: 3.56/5

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stenusmc - December 3, 2009, 2:47 pm
The poster is about right in that it seems that most who interpret the Koran incorrectly seem to have their head up their rectums.
Zed - September 26, 2009, 11:44 pm
I make it a point of policy to mock all so-called prophets of all three of the Abrahamic faiths.
LURCH - September 26, 2009, 8:05 pm
Besides Mohammad at least married the child he molested...oh and we know where to find his body
LURCH - September 26, 2009, 8:02 pm
Of course now that we are on Mohammad we will all be labelled intolerant racists, where as if you attack Jesus you are enlightened and aware and culturally diverse
LogicDude - September 26, 2009, 7:43 pm
Last month it was Jesus - we're equal opportunity offenders!
Derek - September 26, 2009, 7:39 pm
Welcome to Motifake where examples of tolerance and respect abound.

ATHEISM - Nobody cares. Where's your God now?

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Rating: 2.71/5

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BrokenEye - August 11, 2010, 12:07 am
I never knew that atheists had a god. You'd think that I'd know that, considering I am one. But hey, MotiFake never lies, so it must be true. Right? Move aside, dictionary. Dalton apparently knows more than you.
C'pn Kangaroo - December 31, 2009, 2:03 pm
Hey, what do atheists say when they're in bed? OH DARWIN that feels good
dethklok260 - July 19, 2009, 9:10 pm
I very much doubt that that chart is accurate.And it does not include other major religions,such as Budhism or Hinduism. Case in point,that chart is Very not good at salad.
z - October 31, 2008, 6:21 pm
Must be all that swearing.
NREEEOW - October 24, 2008, 4:44 pm
...nowhere. Because thats what atheism is.
FFDD - October 15, 2008, 3:34 pm
nobody caring doesn't make it not true
Noth - October 2, 2008, 8:08 pm
Include "Google" in the graph. Where is your God now?


PRAYING ALLAH - You're doing it wrong

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Rating: 2.5/5

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Densaku - February 22, 2010, 12:04 am
No. He's doing it right. Especialy if he's one of those freaks who think Al-Qaeda is a CIA's cover.

HELL - the place for people who insults religions

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Rating: 2.41/5

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Antarktikali - August 13, 2010, 9:40 am
? - August 3, 2009, 2:19 pm
nice people do nice things wothout religion, evil people do nice things in fear of afterlife win/win
Me - March 19, 2009, 3:06 pm
without religion, nice people would do nice things, evil people evil things. but for a nice person to do something evil, THAT takes religion.
Asa - October 3, 2008, 7:21 pm
kung fu devil fails. religions is a perfectly legitimate pluralization. read a fucking dictionary before you correct people, dipshit...
Kung-Fu Devil - September 10, 2008, 12:17 pm
Religions? How English has changed since the last time I did it 5 years ago.

*sigh*...excuse me... -

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Rating: 4.5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 3, 2013, 2:41 am
In this situation, it'd be easy to p**s off a feminist. Just walk up to the counter and ask the female employee, "Hi, where are the cookbooks? While I'm at work, my wife wants to do some cooking for me." . . . riiight?
lgvernon - July 1, 2013, 9:19 am

OMG, this is funny!~~
GaryO - July 1, 2013, 6:57 am
Yup, two very talented actors slumming in a not so funny parody show (SNL like)….gotta wade thru the whole thing for one giggle….and that with ‘medicinal’ assistance
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 1, 2013, 3:20 am



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Rating: 3.8/5

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Sean - May 1, 2011, 12:11 am
And a prompt apology for the superfluous "l".
Sean - May 1, 2011, 12:11 am
And a prompt apology for the superfluous "l".
Sean - May 1, 2011, 12:10 am
A belated thanks to agdanielle for touching up the pic for me. A cleft to the chin here, a hint of an adam's apple there ....
agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 1:03 am
Still a funny one... even if out of season.
Sean - November 29, 2009, 1:59 pm
You're the best, Bah.
Bah - November 29, 2009, 10:12 am
ahhhhhhhh... I can't un-read it. 5 rather disturbed lions.
agdaniele - November 28, 2009, 3:06 pm
Stil LMAO!
Sean - November 3, 2009, 12:36 am
Pecs come in handy. That's all I'm sayin'.
spacedog - October 31, 2009, 5:37 pm
@Random, yep just for today.
MrRandom - October 31, 2009, 5:11 pm
Creepy Resident Evil dog for the day Space?
agdaniele - October 31, 2009, 5:10 pm
He couldn't decide between Mandrake and Britney.
spacedog - October 31, 2009, 5:07 pm
Hilarious poster Sean, and kudos for using a picture of yourself. 5Ls
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 3:46 pm
Sooooo...What ya doin' after the party?
Sean - October 31, 2009, 3:45 pm
You're always the gentlem- Is THAT your hand? Move it or LOSE it, Mister!
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 3:44 pm
At least you don't look fat in your outfit...just sayin'
Sean - October 31, 2009, 3:41 pm
Damn. I knew those epaulettes looked like flamboyantly deranged centipedes. Shoot.
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 3:37 pm
Just getting in touch...
Rollseyes - October 31, 2009, 1:55 pm