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S T E A M P U N K - The big honkin’ gun is a large part of what makes her beautiful.... ....and dangerous. I surrender totally! demotivational poster


TAGS: steampunk

demotivational poster S    T     E    A    M    P    U    N    K
Cubbybear  #99918 Created April 25, 2010

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Master - May 25, 2011, 12:01 am
Very nice outfit! Five!
Zook - September 26, 2010, 3:51 pm
my kids have that nerf gun
Zealot - April 26, 2010, 4:11 pm
i think it was the 1870s when it was the style. i wish i was in the 1870s
Seta1000 - April 26, 2010, 1:06 pm
Sexy chicka with a mavrick!!!
GreyScorpion - April 26, 2010, 10:26 am
hehehe, he said "Big Honkin'" 5L
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 10:09 am
Excellent! Love it! 5!
wampyre - April 26, 2010, 8:22 am
forget him sir cubby, allow me to join you in surrender
TheFSD - April 26, 2010, 2:20 am
sexy...but not funny
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IF WOMEN RULED THE WORLD - There would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other. demotivational poster


TAGS: women

More epic fail images by 50cal - Flipping the scriptdemotivational poster IF WOMEN RULED THE WORLD
Kung-Fu Devil  #99892 Created April 25, 2010

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Cyberhagen - June 28, 2014, 2:00 pm
Are they kidding? Women get catty and offended so easily, and can be cutthroat with each other. We'd have more wars, not less.
whatevergirl - December 2, 2013, 9:14 pm
Only retards find this funny.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 4, 2013, 3:59 pm
Self-preservation was kicking in, lol.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 4, 2013, 3:58 pm
NEGOTIATIONS, not neutrons. Freakin' spell check.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 4, 2013, 3:56 pm
Robin Williams has said they'd be no wars if women ruled the world, just severe neutrons once a month X-D
Kung-Fu Devil - April 26, 2010, 1:24 pm
I was either going to post this one, or "If women ruled the world, a country would be bombed every 28 days" but I chose this one.
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 10:36 am
And about the female ruler bringing their country into war, was it on "that time" of the month? Just askin'. If our house was a country, my wife would invade or nuke our neighbor's countrys (houses) once a month.
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 10:33 am
How do you shotgun a beer through your nose without getting cut? Unless your rules for shotgunning differ from mine...
GreyScorpion - April 26, 2010, 10:12 am
now there's a party trick you don't see everyday, or hopefully never. don't even want to know how you came about learning that
crankyhead - April 26, 2010, 9:53 am
KFD, I didn't mean anythin by it. But the truth is the truth after all. P.S. I can shotgun beers through my nose.
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18 - The amount of pints of 'Wicked Strength Lager' needed before deployment. demotivational poster


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demotivational poster 18
Kung-Fu Devil  #99885 Created April 25, 2010

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CANADA - April 29, 2010, 10:13 pm
BWAHAHAHA! that's pretty bad, 5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 7:03 pm
Great...i need some things washed...
Kung-Fu Devil - April 25, 2010, 6:59 pm
I'm a bit of a lightweight.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 6:58 pm
She does look like she could give a good BJ...you know you'd hit that Rerun.
rerun - April 25, 2010, 6:54 pm

I am not sure even 18 would be enough
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BACON ICE CREAM BALLS - Restores my faith in a higher power... So beautiful.....-sniff- demotivational poster


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demotivational poster BACON ICE CREAM BALLS
Unclebark  #99818 Created April 25, 2010

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AGGY'S STOUT CAKE - demotivational poster


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demotivational poster AGGY'S STOUT CAKE
ICEMAN  #99800 Created April 25, 2010

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FatherTyme - March 12, 2011, 3:43 pm
Almost spilled mah Guiness reading this, simply awesome. Refreshicate? Webster's Dicshonary better make room for another. Awesome has yet another flavor, its called Iceman :)
Mongo - April 27, 2010, 10:23 am
Still laughing.......
jevita - April 27, 2010, 10:18 am
this is funny
ICEMAN - April 27, 2010, 12:15 am
Reachin' a bit there, aren't we Jake? ;)
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 10:54 am
I'm just curious as to when Ike Turner showed up. That was not mentioned in the recipe.
boeweizer - April 25, 2010, 5:57 am
theres a thin line between knowing what ladies like and gay, mainly whether or not u love the cock
ICEMAN - April 25, 2010, 1:11 am
Well, certain parts of it. ;)
ICEMAN - April 25, 2010, 1:10 am
Thanks guys. This is perhaps my favorite recipe.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 1:06 am
I frickin' love it!!!!
Cubbybear - April 25, 2010, 1:04 am
That cream cheese icing looks so good...5/5 hey..I'm a cook...not gay!
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