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SHTOINK - So you solo'd that shit on all your toons. You'll still die a fat, lonely loser. The world will not miss you. demotivational poster

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demotivational poster SHTOINK
Captain Douchebag  #17924 Created August 26, 2008



shtoink - November 26, 2008, 6:15 am
gotta flip thru my greatness and popularity! and YAY Wit!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 29, 2008, 2:52 am
As a fellow parent (newish dad of a 7 mos. old girl), I gotta say, it may be demotivational, but it ain't true if Shtoink's a daddy.
Captain Douchebag - August 29, 2008, 2:11 am
I believe we've missed the point. It's a de-motivational, if not completely dickish, poster aimed at Shtoink. So..Let's be demotivated, and not defend anyone.
Shtoink - August 29, 2008, 2:06 am
but im not fat, and my daughter will be around for at least 18 more years...
RnR - August 27, 2008, 4:07 am
leave Britney aloooonee
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 27, 2008, 2:24 am
Can't we all just get along?
Captain Douchebag - August 27, 2008, 2:01 am
Yes you will. Now..Dammit, be de-motivated!
shtoink - August 27, 2008, 1:58 am
well i will not die fat and lonely. and i could care less if the world misses me
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 27, 2008, 1:39 am
I am so old, I didn't get any of the first line there. What are you, making a remake of Blade Runner crossed with Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
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FIRST AMENDMENT - Suspended until further notice demotivational poster

demotivational poster FIRST AMENDMENT
 #17891 Created August 26, 2008



Avenue - July 29, 2009, 10:32 am
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -Benjamin Franklin
Toussaint - March 4, 2009, 8:17 am
" If this avenue be shut to the call of sufferance, it will make itself heard through that of force, and we shall go on as other nations are doing in the endless circle of oppression, rebellion, reform..." TJefferson 1816
mallen - March 4, 2009, 3:09 am
People blocking traffic and obstructing society aren't acceptable either. The right to vote still exists. That is where you do your protesting. Vote for who you like and if he/she isn't elected then shut the hell up and get more voters next time.
FAIL - October 4, 2008, 10:11 pm
Because the founding fathers didn't mean for "protest zones" to be the only place that amendment exists.
RnR - August 27, 2008, 4:23 am
true, but neither does it mean that it has to be suppressed every time
Dude - August 26, 2008, 8:48 pm
First Amendment doesn't mean you can do whatever you want with no consequences.
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FREE SPEECH ZONE - Get back to your government-sanctioned free expression area... Where do you think you are, the USA? demotivational poster

demotivational poster FREE SPEECH ZONE
 #17890 Created August 26, 2008



TheSarge - December 24, 2009, 3:12 pm
That guy must be a climate change critic.
Zorp - July 31, 2009, 8:51 pm
That looks like free speech Libtard style.
Dude - August 26, 2008, 8:49 pm
If we didn't have those zones, damn hippies would be wafting that patchouli smell all over Denver!
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THE NAVY - No matter what Marines say... They're still a division of it. demotivational poster

demotivational poster THE NAVY
Cason  #17848 Created August 26, 2008



Misha - August 20, 2009, 11:02 am
Get it right...Not a division of the Navy! The Marines are a department of the Navy... The MEN'S DEPARTMENT!
Claire - July 20, 2009, 11:47 pm
Though I do agree with you, NAVY simply wins.
Claire - July 20, 2009, 11:46 pm
Wikipedia is an AMAZING source. (sarcasm)
omg - May 1, 2009, 2:13 pm
Navy can and does win without the Air Force.
HtD - April 5, 2009, 2:37 am
Coast Guard, ftw.
none - April 5, 2009, 2:34 am
Regardless whether you have tanks and artillery, army cant win without air force or navy support, navy cant win battles with out air force, air force cant win without either. So get with the fucking program.
none - April 5, 2009, 2:31 am
regardless of what branch of the military they're in. So get that bullshit out of your system, a TRUE soldier, marine or whatever would respect eachother. The rivalry is for shits and giggles, so you Aren't Ready to be Marines Yet?
none - April 5, 2009, 2:23 am
How about you just stfu with the stupid ass rivalries. You motherfuckers fight for the same country, same constitution and CIC is the same president. How about you pull your heads out of your asses, fallen brothers in arms died to protect the same freedom
moooooooooooo - March 10, 2009, 3:06 am
Americans are so silly
wehavetanksartilleryandbridgesfuckthewatersports - February 17, 2009, 9:50 pm
Who fights on a beach or in the water anyway? What are you Italian sunbathers in speedos or something? Army's were the adult fighting should be, on the ground, all you other guys can play rock the boat all you want...
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James  #17830 Created August 26, 2008



cali - November 4, 2008, 10:19 pm
haha. the hole... in his crotch. haha :D
brock0lee - August 26, 2008, 2:51 pm
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