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RITE OF PASSAGE - demotivational poster


TAGS: after youd cut yourself 75 times or so youd figure it out

demotivational poster RITE OF PASSAGE
Haarakkon  #117488 Created September 26, 2010

2 shares


(4.83/5) - 23 votes

LordKraven - December 22, 2010, 9:47 am, #207995
Got BuckKnife when I was 8. Good Ole Days
shawoopa - December 22, 2010, 1:16 am, #207974
i have so many scars i cant remember and im only 14. fond memories....
rerun - September 26, 2010, 8:51 pm, #195647

I went to a rather rough school back then
CANADA - September 26, 2010, 8:26 pm, #195646
I had a girl stick one in my shoulder blade when i was in a fight. That was the one time i considered pummeling a girl
rerun - September 26, 2010, 8:24 pm, #195644

I got stabbed with one in a school fight, 5th grade.
CANADA - September 26, 2010, 8:22 pm, #195643
cut my little finger off when it folded. Oldest scar i can remember
jameswnash - September 26, 2010, 8:11 pm, #195636
Fond memories of when handles were pine, ash or oak not adhesive
5150monkeylove - September 26, 2010, 2:54 pm, #195610
I remember multiple "incidents" with this style of knife. mostly when trying to get a blade out after another was opened.
Chompers - September 26, 2010, 2:21 pm, #195609
Even I got a knife from my dad, just couldn't tell you the brand. Got it taken away for killing a spider with it.
TheTrashHeap - September 26, 2010, 12:45 pm, #195606
Schrade 2.5 inch blade. Almost cut my thumb off Christmas morning about 22-23 years ago.
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HOW MUCH WOOD - demotivational poster


TAGS: a new member to the endangered species list natural disaster

demotivational poster HOW MUCH WOOD
BoneCD  #117416 Created September 25, 2010

50 shares


(4.35/5) - 20 votes

CherokeeChuck - February 20, 2013, 11:53 am, #243642
I think it's a beaver and not a woodchuck. Never the less the #1 cause ofr death for beavers is...you guessed it, FALLEN TREES! Gotta love it. 5L
matt28 - September 25, 2010, 7:03 pm, #195518
Timmy-chuck..
mattboy115 - September 25, 2010, 4:13 pm, #195498
Is that a rock or did he get his guts smashed out?
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 2:49 pm, #195483
cheers!
BoneCD - September 25, 2010, 2:46 pm, #195481
*cheers*
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 2:45 pm, #195480
LMAO!!!! What a perv!
BoneCD - September 25, 2010, 2:43 pm, #195479
If don't see a landing strip...It's a woodchuck
BoneCD - September 25, 2010, 2:40 pm, #195478
I didn't know we were talking about animals again
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 2:39 pm, #195477
I believe that one of them just commented on your poster, Bone
BoneCD - September 25, 2010, 2:37 pm, #195476
I've never meet a retarded beaver...just say'n
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TAROT CARDS - demotivational poster


TAGS: death star bad storm trooper

demotivational poster TAROT CARDS
rerun  #117395 Created September 24, 2010

15 shares


(4.45/5) - 20 votes

rerun - September 27, 2010, 7:31 pm, #195785

talk about ironic.....I got this quote somewhere, edited it down to fit this situation....however steven wright was NOT the person credited with the original quote
crankyhead - September 27, 2010, 7:21 pm, #195784
There's an old Steven Wright joke that goes: "I was up late last night playing poker with a deck of tarot cards... I made a full house and four people died." Your poster is still excellent though Rerun =)
rerun - September 27, 2010, 7:11 pm, #195781

what does steven wright have to do with this?
tarotgameplayer - September 27, 2010, 6:43 pm, #195770
I really like Steven Wright but this joke of his about playing poker with tarot is now dated because we should know by now from the internet that tarot cards really were designed for games. The joke made more sense when few of us could have known that.
rerun - September 26, 2010, 8:17 pm, #195640

my most recent sumbission. quite a difference
rerun - September 26, 2010, 3:34 pm, #195614

only have so many lines of text to work with in the generator....went with what I had 1st
Anonymous2 - September 26, 2010, 3:27 pm, #195613
That picture is full of nerd references, and you only pick up on the stormtrooper? (Those are Magic: The Gathering cards, not tarot cards)
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 1:23 pm, #195470
Magnificent
rerun - September 24, 2010, 10:35 pm, #195422

I wanted to make a specific card reference, but figured a general reference would probably be better
Claire - September 24, 2010, 10:09 pm, #195416
What a specific tarot card. That's when you know your fate is sealed.
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STRAIGHT EDGE PUNK - demotivational poster


TAGS: nothing like it

demotivational poster STRAIGHT EDGE PUNK
Airman  #117375 Created September 24, 2010

10 shares


(4.33/5) - 18 votes

5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 12:53 am, #195439
Only a true punk would dare wear that. 5 razors
pzykosiz - September 25, 2010, 12:46 am, #195435
this guys getting his ass kicked in 3...2...1...
Faceplant31 - September 24, 2010, 4:10 pm, #195376
ROR! I saw this pic and had nothin. 5L airman!
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TEAM PRAYER - demotivational poster


TAGS: andy rooney

demotivational poster TEAM PRAYER
Airman  #117361 Created September 24, 2010

11 shares


(4.28/5) - 25 votes

msouth - September 27, 2010, 1:21 pm, #195716
Very well written and generally well argued, but in a state school with compulsory attendance where the "christians" can decide to kick the sh*t out of the runty little atheist who doesn't bow...there's an argument in the other direction, too.
bangoskank - September 27, 2010, 10:03 am, #195701
amsome 5Ls and amen from an athiest
Cloudchaser - September 25, 2010, 9:59 am, #195465
All they see is the "no law respecting an establishment of religion" and they ignore the "prohibiting the free exercise thereof"
Cloudchaser - September 25, 2010, 9:58 am, #195464
Yep there's a controversy. Atheists using the 1st amendment of our Constitution to force their atheist views on others. "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof"
forseti - September 25, 2010, 7:49 am, #195454
Is there a controversy about that issue in the USA?? I'm an atheist, but I don't care if anyone wants to pray. It's all about respecting each other. Shouldn't be discussed in a free world. 5 prayers to every existing god
pzykosiz - September 25, 2010, 12:51 am, #195437
very nice. 5L's
MisterJJ - September 24, 2010, 4:39 pm, #195378
FYI, China is officially Athiest, but they allow 4 religions. You don't hear prayers outside of the touristed-up temples, although Christianity is gaining ground.
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