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RITE OF PASSAGE - demotivational poster


TAGS: after youd cut yourself 75 times or so youd figure it out

demotivational poster RITE OF PASSAGE
Haarakkon  #117488 Created September 26, 2010

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LordKraven - December 22, 2010, 9:47 am
Got BuckKnife when I was 8. Good Ole Days
shawoopa - December 22, 2010, 1:16 am
i have so many scars i cant remember and im only 14. fond memories....
rerun - September 26, 2010, 8:51 pm

I went to a rather rough school back then
CANADA - September 26, 2010, 8:26 pm
I had a girl stick one in my shoulder blade when i was in a fight. That was the one time i considered pummeling a girl
rerun - September 26, 2010, 8:24 pm

I got stabbed with one in a school fight, 5th grade.
CANADA - September 26, 2010, 8:22 pm
cut my little finger off when it folded. Oldest scar i can remember
jameswnash - September 26, 2010, 8:11 pm
Fond memories of when handles were pine, ash or oak not adhesive
5150monkeylove - September 26, 2010, 2:54 pm
I remember multiple "incidents" with this style of knife. mostly when trying to get a blade out after another was opened.
Chompers - September 26, 2010, 2:21 pm
Even I got a knife from my dad, just couldn't tell you the brand. Got it taken away for killing a spider with it.
TheTrashHeap - September 26, 2010, 12:45 pm
Schrade 2.5 inch blade. Almost cut my thumb off Christmas morning about 22-23 years ago.
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SAVING WHALES - Next time leave it alone... ...God beaches them for a reason. demotivational poster


TAGS: run away girls cubby

demotivational poster SAVING WHALES
Cubbybear  #117478 Created September 25, 2010

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 1, 2010, 1:14 pm
It would.....don't diss the fat people. I don't like being dissed.
gmltwc - October 1, 2010, 1:12 pm
I don't believe it. There is no way that chair would hold him up. lol
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HOW MUCH WOOD - demotivational poster


TAGS: a new member to the endangered species list natural disaster

demotivational poster HOW MUCH WOOD
BoneCD  #117416 Created September 25, 2010

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CherokeeChuck - February 20, 2013, 11:53 am
I think it's a beaver and not a woodchuck. Never the less the #1 cause ofr death for beavers is...you guessed it, FALLEN TREES! Gotta love it. 5L
matt28 - September 25, 2010, 7:03 pm
Timmy-chuck..
mattboy115 - September 25, 2010, 4:13 pm
Is that a rock or did he get his guts smashed out?
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 2:49 pm
cheers!
BoneCD - September 25, 2010, 2:46 pm
*cheers*
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 2:45 pm
LMAO!!!! What a perv!
BoneCD - September 25, 2010, 2:43 pm
If don't see a landing strip...It's a woodchuck
BoneCD - September 25, 2010, 2:40 pm
I didn't know we were talking about animals again
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 2:39 pm
I believe that one of them just commented on your poster, Bone
BoneCD - September 25, 2010, 2:37 pm
I've never meet a retarded beaver...just say'n
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TAROT CARDS - demotivational poster


TAGS: death star bad storm trooper

demotivational poster TAROT CARDS
rerun  #117395 Created September 24, 2010

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rerun - September 27, 2010, 7:31 pm

talk about ironic.....I got this quote somewhere, edited it down to fit this situation....however steven wright was NOT the person credited with the original quote
crankyhead - September 27, 2010, 7:21 pm
There's an old Steven Wright joke that goes: "I was up late last night playing poker with a deck of tarot cards... I made a full house and four people died." Your poster is still excellent though Rerun =)
rerun - September 27, 2010, 7:11 pm

what does steven wright have to do with this?
tarotgameplayer - September 27, 2010, 6:43 pm
I really like Steven Wright but this joke of his about playing poker with tarot is now dated because we should know by now from the internet that tarot cards really were designed for games. The joke made more sense when few of us could have known that.
rerun - September 26, 2010, 8:17 pm

my most recent sumbission. quite a difference
rerun - September 26, 2010, 3:34 pm

only have so many lines of text to work with in the generator....went with what I had 1st
Anonymous2 - September 26, 2010, 3:27 pm
That picture is full of nerd references, and you only pick up on the stormtrooper? (Those are Magic: The Gathering cards, not tarot cards)
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 1:23 pm
Magnificent
rerun - September 24, 2010, 10:35 pm

I wanted to make a specific card reference, but figured a general reference would probably be better
Claire - September 24, 2010, 10:09 pm
What a specific tarot card. That's when you know your fate is sealed.
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STRAIGHT EDGE PUNK - demotivational poster


TAGS: nothing like it

demotivational poster STRAIGHT EDGE PUNK
Airman  #117375 Created September 24, 2010

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5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 12:53 am
Only a true punk would dare wear that. 5 razors
pzykosiz - September 25, 2010, 12:46 am
this guys getting his ass kicked in 3...2...1...
Faceplant31 - September 24, 2010, 4:10 pm
ROR! I saw this pic and had nothin. 5L airman!
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