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RETARDED CHRISTIANS - Dont get me started demotivational poster

demotivational poster RETARDED CHRISTIANS
ax  #18747 Created September 2, 2008

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TigerKid - February 17, 2009, 10:45 pm
I bet hes going to do more than hug it...prolly turn it around and then... bow chicka bow wow
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 15, 2008, 2:08 am
I love how it looks like Jesus is going to hug the Death Star. Way to go, Jesus!
LogicDude - October 14, 2008, 1:13 pm
Jesus designed and built R2D2.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 16, 2008, 1:29 am
Jesus doesn't have a holograph projector or little rocket jets. Jesus never even blew up the Death Star!!!!
Ch. - September 16, 2008, 1:06 am
R2-Demon-2 is my new god.
BuzzBomb - September 3, 2008, 11:18 am
Ummm, that would be "Shut down all the compactors on the Detention Level." I'm such a SW geek.
RII - September 3, 2008, 9:55 am
But can Jesus shut down all the garbage crushers on damned-if-I-can-remember level? Then fuck that guy, give me the false god!
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THE SEA WAS ANGRY THAT DAY MY FRIENDS - LIKE AN OLD MAN TRYING TO RETURN SOUP AT A DELI demotivational poster

demotivational poster THE SEA WAS ANGRY THAT DAY MY FRIENDS
BANJAXED  #18732 Created September 2, 2008

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A SEAL WALKS INTO A CLUB - STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS ONE BEFORE demotivational poster

demotivational poster A SEAL WALKS INTO A CLUB
BANJAXED  #18713 Created September 1, 2008

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DarkenedAngel - October 13, 2009, 4:58 pm
LogicDude you are a creative genius and my hero
LogicDude - September 27, 2009, 12:05 am
It was actually something we use to sing when we were marching...that is just the chorus...can't remember much else because the Army went PC and stopped us from singing these "oldies but goodies"
CANADA - September 26, 2009, 11:37 pm
LMFAO!
bOB cHIN - September 26, 2009, 10:57 pm
This comment thread boarders on epic. LD, what tune do yo sing that to?
LogicDude - January 13, 2009, 2:50 pm
(Sing!) When you kill a baby seal, you don't kill'em for a meal - you kill'em just because you want to hear that sucker squeal! You hit'em in the head and you do it just for kicks, then you poke out their eyes with your eye-pokin's sticks!
Da5id - January 13, 2009, 2:45 pm
Seal's not exactly 'seafood' anyway... I mean it food from the sea, but it's not a fucking fish, arthropod or mollusk or soemthing... makes me wonder what humpback might taste like.
RnR - September 24, 2008, 4:57 pm
Not necessairily, Merlot's ok with seal, just like you can have a Chardonnay with panda. I prefer a simple muscadet or spumante with my endangered species meals
LogicDude - September 24, 2008, 4:30 pm
Merlot? I thought you were supposed to drink White wine with seafood.
THeDRiZZLe - September 20, 2008, 9:49 pm
This made my Merlot come out of my nose!!!!!! roflmao
Agamemnon218 - September 2, 2008, 12:46 am
That's just sick... and HILARIOUS!
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WOMEN - Duty calls. demotivational poster

demotivational poster WOMEN
 #18692 Created September 1, 2008

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LoLz - June 26, 2009, 1:46 pm
This Poster is EpiC
george - January 14, 2009, 8:48 pm
mucus ur a sad Chauvinist pig.....get a life it will never happen...loser
Mucus - January 14, 2009, 8:43 pm
fcuk up george u big lesbo this is funny
george - January 14, 2009, 8:42 pm
its absoluate bolls....
Mucus - January 14, 2009, 8:40 pm
ahahahaha superb
LogicDude - October 26, 2008, 6:59 pm
The hardest level is the one where the Boss is a jar of mayo - you can't make the dang sammich and win until you unscrew his head.
Nobody - October 26, 2008, 12:07 am
I'd be offended if this wasn't so damned funny.
Amaterasu - September 20, 2008, 5:17 pm
My sister is already in the supermarket level.
RnR - September 2, 2008, 10:55 am
Make sure to also install the "bring_me_my_beer" - script. With a little luck you can hack into the "extend_chain_to_give_BJ" function.
aPauling - September 2, 2008, 10:19 am
I like the kitchen expansion pack.
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Krawger  #18672 Created September 1, 2008

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Bob Chin - May 15, 2009, 10:29 am
Actually, If you read this poster, you can see the website it was ripped from. So, I guess you could spend more time there, cause being actually funny is time consuming and I get laugh lines. Which leads to a bubch of crap I don't need to get into here.
James The Poet Of Chico - May 15, 2009, 4:35 am
Why can't people be ACTUALLY funny like this one? So much crap on this site, and gems like this are rare. Good one, man.
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the sam is strong w/ this one.
Agamemnon218 - September 1, 2008, 4:04 pm
Maybe they should be playing "Loaded Questions" instead... :)
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