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RELIGION - Because from nothing GOD appeared ... yeah right! demotivational poster

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 #18883 Created September 3, 2008

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tonym144 - August 23, 2015, 10:18 am
So let me see if I can read you right. You don't believe the universe could be created by a God, but you believe that science can create a miniature version of the Big Bang with the Large Hadron Collider. That's...basically the same thing, but much bigger
tonym144 - August 23, 2015, 10:16 am
I did pick up a book and read it. It said that the universe came to be from the big bang. But the odds of that happening by random chance are so huge, monkeys forming inside your butt and flying out of it is millions of times more likely.
Richard dean anderson - October 25, 2009, 1:12 am
Um, why dont you pick up a book and read it and then say the bing bang did not happen. Seriously, i know most religious ppl cannot ready complex books like the origin of species and a short history of time, but if you're going to make stupid comments...
Dylan - May 13, 2009, 3:52 pm
How many times do atheists have to say it?! They just don't believe in GOD! They still believe in things like the big bang, evolution, and even reincarnation in some cases.
Meh - January 31, 2009, 6:23 pm
Sequence and order... not your strong point, heh? God outside of time and space. He/She/It thinks the universe into being. Science theorises that afterwards a large bang occurs and time/space/matter appear known as the big bang. Prove that God isn't real?
xxx - January 3, 2009, 10:03 am
beat it! we all know dino's existed! so fuck off with this "god" bullshit
God - September 9, 2008, 8:54 pm
Well, I do believe I'm perfectly capable of producing myself out of nothing. ;[ However, it was so long ago, and with all the pot I smoked in college (both of which were MY IDEAS) I seem to have forgotten what really happened. Oh well, right?
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Akyoyo  #18866 Created September 3, 2008

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If he's in it.... - October 31, 2008, 10:35 am
Cloverfield 2 will be awesome.
Charles - September 16, 2008, 7:11 pm
Awesome pic and nice caption. Easter Godzilla rocks! Melvin, Carl and all the rest!
Akyoyo - September 9, 2008, 4:24 pm
And what made you think that, anyway?
Akyoyo - September 9, 2008, 4:24 pm
I'm not an Atheist, I'm agnostic!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 3, 2008, 12:44 pm
Are you kidding me? I'd LOVE an Easter Godzilla!!
Sean - September 3, 2008, 3:01 am
Wow, Akyoyo, even for a fello atheist, you're fuckin' annoying. screw off, dude.
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Akyoyo  #18855 Created September 3, 2008

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jak - October 4, 2009, 2:16 pm
looks like it might be a dude, explains where the hand is
wierdo - September 3, 2009, 10:48 am
Sexy Sexy
Yes, - March 14, 2009, 11:29 am
And also if she had to pee badly.
yon - January 7, 2009, 8:39 pm
is this what would result if leia were to fall into lava and end up taking up daddys mantle?
me - September 26, 2008, 3:24 pm
this is the creepiest thing i've ever seen
Akyoyo - September 9, 2008, 4:22 pm
Thank you, d.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 3, 2008, 5:25 pm
Uh Oh. I just realized that in the universe that this takes place in, there is a Prince Leia (or whatever), and a....slave boy scene in Jabba's lair.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 3, 2008, 5:23 pm
Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL clingy hot latex outfit!!
pro - September 3, 2008, 2:35 pm
Hahaha! No. *I* am your mother!
pro - September 3, 2008, 2:32 pm
If this is a consular ship, WHERE is the bathroom?
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THAT'S IT - This has eliminated the chance of me going anywhere in Africa. Ever. I can get fireworks from Mexico. demotivational poster


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Akyoyo  #18849 Created September 3, 2008

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Cheeseman - June 6, 2009, 9:46 pm
A hyena is way more gangsta than a pitbull.
aPauling - September 3, 2008, 1:02 pm
Your text was lame and clumsy, and didn't make much sense, as people rarely go to Africa for fireworks.
Shtoink - September 3, 2008, 3:33 am
i wish i had a pet hyena
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Jmac0585 - May 26, 2009, 10:44 am
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