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PSSSSST, BUDDY...COME HERE - Do you like Mike Tyson? Have I got a girl for you! demotivational poster

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demotivational poster PSSSSST, BUDDY...COME HERE
Cubbybear  #30898 Created November 17, 2008



Scorpio7 - January 26, 2009, 8:41 am
I dated a bitch like this, once. Just once. I saw her remove a cork from a champagne bottle with her cunt. She then cracked open a walnut with it. I ended the date rather quickly, after that.
VinceVicious - December 22, 2008, 10:08 pm
yeah i dont consider "that thing" a woman
pervo - December 4, 2008, 3:00 am
What do you mean, "her"? It's clearly a tanny tranny granny.
Nomad - December 3, 2008, 11:02 pm
I'd do her. A couple times. And enjoy it to.
Culos - December 3, 2008, 6:04 pm
You guys make one or two epic mistakes. First of all bodybuilders have a lot of bulk but are not strong at all. This thing couldn't dent a knob of butter. The real epic mistake however is that you'd really consider tapping this!
Fatt Matt - December 3, 2008, 5:39 pm
hahahaha, OK deal. It'll only take me 30 sec to run for the door. I'll bet she can't run that fast anyways. Nice knowing you, I'll make sure your legacy lives on.
bOb Chin - December 3, 2008, 5:32 pm might just be onto something there. Tag Team.... 'cause I'd prob only last like 2 min. with her
Fatt Matt - December 3, 2008, 4:56 pm
Dude, bOB, you need some help...
bOB Chin - December 3, 2008, 3:32 pm
Cubby, I'm no fan of Tyson (the wife/girlfriend beater) or Tyson the cannibal, but this one kind of gets my blood boiling. I mean look at those pecs. Looks like a couple of sculpted stones, rock hard. Butterface though....Scary eyes
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GOAT BATCHICKEN - Where is your God now? demotivational poster

TAGS: goat bat chicken batchicken

demotivational poster GOAT BATCHICKEN
 #30874 Created November 17, 2008



Shtoink - November 18, 2008, 6:56 am
but those are deer antlers!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 17, 2008, 12:32 pm
In the Seychelles, on vacation. Don't ask, it's a long story.
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DEWALT AUTO-NAIL GUN - Fence repair from your lawn chair! "Hold the board steady Honey!" demotivational poster

demotivational poster DEWALT AUTO-NAIL GUN
LogicDude  #30845 Created November 17, 2008



mr. bobblecock - September 18, 2009, 4:00 pm
i want one... no... i want five...
CANADA - August 19, 2009, 9:54 am
she'll never ask you to fix anythin else
YANGAS - April 4, 2009, 2:07 am
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Americans are stupid - demotivational poster

TAGS: america stupid funny lol fail

demotivational poster Americans are stupid
Esben  #30837 Created November 17, 2008



Fuh_Q - September 11, 2009, 4:22 pm
Americans call it that because those terms were started in Europe, so the Far East is east of cntral europe, where the majority of the white population originated and the west is west of central Europe. We only call it that so that europeans csn undrstand
know_it_all - June 1, 2009, 4:00 pm
lol, those stupid Americans spreading liberty and justice for all. fuck them.
Red - March 23, 2009, 8:58 pm
I guess you fucking morons missed the "me" where the author represents his own location and perspective in the picture. Reading is fundemental, tards.
LogicDude - January 24, 2009, 9:36 am
But if someone cut through the ocean, wouldn't it create a leak? I know my Koolaid leaked out of my red party cup when it got a cut through it...I'm just sayin'...
WTFO - January 24, 2009, 1:03 am
Complete failure on the poster's and cartoonist's part. Asia being in the East is based on the international dateline not it's reference to the US. For the dumbasses who don't know, the dateline cuts through the Pacific ocean.
Derek - January 23, 2009, 3:51 am
Comes from WWII. It's based on Germany being at the centre.
Claire - November 25, 2008, 2:01 pm
I'm so sick of these. Yes, everyone hates America but has it occured to anyone that maybe it's Bush who fails and not the citizens? Oh and good job using an xkcd comic for this. You do know the writer of xkcd is an American, right?
clm - November 19, 2008, 3:16 pm
Its all because of UTM projections.
ChairmanOfTheBored - November 17, 2008, 9:50 am
That double negative made my brain itch a bit.
LogicDude - November 17, 2008, 9:47 am
Only because the rest of the fucking world hasn't realized the world isn't flat!
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MARINES - Be Safe! Sleep with one. demotivational poster

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demotivational poster MARINES
 #30783 Created November 16, 2008



LogicDude - June 16, 2009, 8:53 am
The female version is known as a BAM = "Broad-Assed Marine"....just don't say it within earshot of them or they'll kill you with their bare hands and use your skin as a rug.
NiteStryker - June 15, 2009, 9:29 pm
the cpl is a boot ass mofo. Only a firewatch and 60 days in fleet.
mallen - April 18, 2009, 4:49 am
Does it come in female?
WTFO - March 25, 2009, 2:26 am
Absolutely, there are other countries. We've been saving many of their hides for decades.
moooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - March 25, 2009, 2:06 am
Hey Mark. You do realize that there are other countries besides the U.S on this planet right?....
none - February 13, 2009, 11:03 pm
exactly, many people don't even know how good they have it. They're taking advantage of what they have and complain like a bitch when it's gone.
Mark - February 12, 2009, 2:04 pm
I don't want to sleep with one but I sleep a lot better knowing that we have them. All service members have sacraficed for us to be able to tap away at our keyboards saying whatever we want. The right thing to do is to say Thank You and then move along.
Elder God Douchebag - February 12, 2009, 1:41 pm
He's a Timmy. I wouldn't even begin to get bent out of shape over what he says. We're in the process of weeding out Timmys, so bear with us.
none - February 12, 2009, 1:38 pm
around the house drinking beer and scratching your ass watching the superbowl with the ac on, join the military and see if your worthless ass will make fun of them now.
none - February 12, 2009, 1:38 pm
you can go fuck yourself barock, ignorant assholes like you can only say that shit because they're the ones who fucking go out and defend your worthless freedom. They don't even fucking care about recognition, they do their fucking job while you lay
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