Sean, here's my lane (I don't speak for the whole right): the POTUS is a radical progressive liberal based on his policies (that are Marxist, Socialist, etc.) who is trying to (in his words) "fundamentally change this country" --Obama, Nov 2008.
Underage girl? No, that's a 36-year-old dwarf, or a robot, or an elf that looks human. It's nothing more than a cartoon - the rest is in one's interpretation. Legislation isn't as easy as one might imagine.