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PIMPIN' SHIT - demotivational poster


TAGS: only an ahole refers to themselves in third person

demotivational poster PIMPIN' SHIT
Sean  #60360 Created June 12, 2009

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Sean - September 17, 2009, 10:05 pm
Note to self: never again trust aggy to write the tags.
Sean - September 5, 2009, 7:31 pm
Yet pathetically NOT prophylactic.
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 4:03 pm
This is a great one. Profoundly prophetic.
MO - June 12, 2009, 6:23 pm
Well just for the record. Us Amerikens hate meeses...to pieces! 'Cause meese down thisaway tend to bite nieces! Oh, and as a side note, I think I may need a doctor after reading your last. Gifted. Just freakin gifted!
Sean - June 12, 2009, 6:16 pm
They would have us call them that, eh? So we passive aggressives (all Canadians are, by the way) rebel against the pro-moose agenda by calling them "mooses". Sure, they bite more sisters as a result, but only the sisters who need biting to begin with.
MO - June 12, 2009, 6:04 pm
meese!!!
BoneCD - June 12, 2009, 6:02 pm
And we do know that there are a lot of camels up there...tyhat way the Mooses don't have to do the work, eh!
MO - June 12, 2009, 5:56 pm
meese
Sean - June 12, 2009, 5:53 pm
Here in Canada we pimp our camels with touques and sort of a multicoloured scarf and mittens combo. Makes the mooses jealous as hell, too. Good times.
agdaniele - June 12, 2009, 5:45 pm
This one's quality marks it for export... guaranteed!
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demotivational poster LAP DANCE
Airman  #60345 Created June 12, 2009

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CANADA - October 8, 2009, 12:01 am
the dances are better up here!
agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 11:39 pm
Sha-boing!
Lex - June 12, 2009, 2:42 pm
A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cry'n. - Bloodhound Gang
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FIVE OR SIX? - Sometimes it makes a big difference. demotivational poster


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demotivational poster FIVE OR SIX?
Jmac0585  #60334 Created June 12, 2009

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GreyScorpion - December 10, 2009, 5:27 pm
Dirty Harry is da man!! 5 feelin' luckys
LogicDude - June 12, 2009, 4:14 pm
No, REAL MEN only need 1 shot. Unless you're talking about number of times you need to screw a chick to convince her you're a God in the sack...in which case the answer is still only 1. Which is why I'm only a demi-God.
FTACHASER357 - June 12, 2009, 10:59 am
Makes a BIG difference. But then REAL MEN only need 6 shots.
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NEW WORLD ORDER CONSPIRACY THEORISTS - Because the old world order kicked ass. demotivational poster


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kraven moorehead  #60330 Created June 12, 2009

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