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MILK - demotivational poster

demotivational poster MILK
Airman  #46653 Created February 27, 2009

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Haarakkon - August 21, 2009, 8:27 pm
Pabbicus, FFS, think about it, will ya? Far more likely (Occam's Razor) that an infant's mother died in childbirth and the surviving parent took a look around... Of course, the food pyramid *was* huge with australopithecus, so you might be right.
Pabbicus - August 21, 2009, 6:19 pm
Sorry to stop the pun war and inject srsness into the comments, but it seems natural that people noticed the animals feeding their young with said milk, and decided it would make their children healthier in the same way eating meat did.
Signe - February 27, 2009, 8:08 pm
Yeah, but wasn't the joke supposed to be the other way around?
BoneCD - February 27, 2009, 8:06 pm
I see u got it!!! Utterly implied "Udderly"
Signe - February 27, 2009, 7:40 pm
And BoneCD I think you meant "udderly", because cows have udders... Either way, "utterly, i don't know" isn't really a commonly used expression, if an expression at all
Signe - February 27, 2009, 7:39 pm
Yes, Cubbybear, keep thinking thoughts like that and soon you'll be a vegan too! Muhaha!
Cubbybear - February 27, 2009, 6:42 pm
I always thought about this...what would make a man want to drink the milk from an animal?
BoneCD - February 27, 2009, 6:35 pm
I don't know...Utterly, I don't know
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MAKE ME A SAMMICH - demotivational poster


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demotivational poster MAKE ME A SAMMICH
BoneCD  #46651 Created February 27, 2009

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rerun - April 3, 2010, 7:06 pm

I keep meaning to make this. 1st I must make a living will.
wee - April 3, 2010, 7:03 pm
that sammich...i need it!!
thatonechick - February 1, 2010, 10:42 pm
Hey, look! They bought the cheese at HyVee. xD
Bartimaeus - September 16, 2009, 10:07 pm
It is perfect! 5/5 I think one of these would get a man through winter.
Todd Snyder - September 16, 2009, 10:04 pm
Dang! I'm such a sucker for these monster food motifakes. 5 lions for you (seach "Circus Waffle"-yummers)
BoneCD - September 9, 2009, 11:33 pm
I saw someone coat their bacon in panco crumbs and then deep fry it...I dreamed about new stints all night long
Claire - September 9, 2009, 11:04 pm
Step 6.5: chicken fry the bacon.
disturbd1 - May 15, 2009, 12:59 am
I'm having a heart attack just looking at this
Guest - April 17, 2009, 3:33 pm
I made this and it was amazing
fem - April 3, 2009, 1:46 pm
step 11 call an ambulance to get your stomach pumped
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IRONY - demotivational poster


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giulio  #46642 Created February 27, 2009

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BABY HITLER - evil has never been so cute demotivational poster


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133  #46628 Created February 27, 2009

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GUIDOS - You just gotta love 'em demotivational poster

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BLASK  #46626 Created February 27, 2009

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Joeythearm - October 10, 2010, 8:28 am
THOSE ARENT GUIDOS, THEY ARENT EVEN FUCKING ITALIAN
DillyRat - July 24, 2009, 5:19 am
Someone should take all the Guidos and all the Emos put them on an island, let them reproduce and we can call them Guidemos, make fun of them for awhile and when we tire of them blow the island up
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