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JäGERMEISTER - Turning friends in to lovers since 1935. demotivational poster

demotivational poster JäGERMEISTER
Kung-Fu Devil  #9003 Created June 18, 2008

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Paul Barfoot - June 19, 2008, 10:33 pm
They are... But they are my friends, and I was in the room at the time, so know what we were drinking ;-)
Shtoink - June 18, 2008, 11:57 pm
its been a while since i drank jager... but i think those are fosters cans on the desk...
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PRIVATE GOMER PYLE - He lives after all. demotivational poster


TAGS: full metal jacket private gomer pyle

demotivational poster PRIVATE GOMER PYLE
 #9002 Created June 18, 2008

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jester - May 22, 2009, 4:02 am
holy fuck... camp bucca, Iraq chow hall.
Captain Whitey - June 19, 2008, 1:46 am
Let me first say I neglected to stick my name on this poster. Also, for you uninitiated, this is in reference to Full Metal Jacket, not the actual Gomer Pyle who is functionally retarded.
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INCEST - Seemed like a good idea at the time demotivational poster

demotivational poster INCEST
 #8952 Created June 18, 2008

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energy - November 19, 2008, 9:03 pm
roto rooters are made to extract things, not insert things. and you have used the "torture baby ducks" line repeatedly. get some new material goatse, or scorpio7, or whatever name you're going by now.
Scorpio7 - November 12, 2008, 8:20 pm
I really must insist that you stop breathing. You wouldn't know "originality," if it was shoved up your butt with a Roto-Rooter. (And you'd enjoy that, if it happened.) You get excited, torturing baby ducks, "energy."
Porcelina - November 12, 2008, 7:41 pm
How about you two make a deal, you'll both GTFO till you have something interesting to say
energy - November 12, 2008, 7:35 pm
i really must insist that you stop posting comments until you come up with more original comebacks.
Scorpio7 - November 12, 2008, 3:01 pm
My posters "suck?" Boy, your MOUTH sucks, and only on a penis.
energy - November 10, 2008, 12:00 am
"jackal vomit"? is that SERIOUSLY the funniest thing you could think of? shit... no wonder your posters suck.
Scorpio7 - November 9, 2008, 11:35 pm
Looks like a photo of that pile of jackal vomit, "energy." Or, maybe it's his mother.
inbed - November 2, 2008, 12:35 am
you mean to say inbred and you are a fucking asshole
pro - October 17, 2008, 4:18 am
Don't upload self-portraits, please.
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COLDPLAY - For when you need that extra push to end your own life. demotivational poster

demotivational poster COLDPLAY
Kung-Fu Devil  #8942 Created June 18, 2008

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MEXICAN SATAN - Because you need someone to blame for your unemployment. demotivational poster

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Kung-Fu Devil  #8932 Created June 18, 2008

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ICEMAN - March 25, 2010, 11:06 pm
AKA Aggy. ;)
murderblade - January 1, 2009, 9:44 pm
for people who sell there soul's for lawn mower's.
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