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JEHOVA'S WITNESS DETERRENT - "Have you heard the good word" I think you won't hear that anytime soon anymore demotivational poster

demotivational poster JEHOVA'S WITNESS DETERRENT
culos  #38792 Created January 7, 2009

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LogicDude - January 8, 2009, 8:19 am
Or answer the door naked with a full enema bag in your hand and ask "Who's next!?"
HtD - January 8, 2009, 4:51 am
I just keep a cross burning in my lawn all day long.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 8, 2009, 2:26 am
Pinch your nipples and say "Mmmmmmmmmm!" and if that doesn't work, add "I'm making my own reality -- RIGHT NOW!"
Elder God Douchebag - January 7, 2009, 11:09 pm
My idea's better.
Elder God Douchebag - January 7, 2009, 9:40 am
Try that again, but have a raw chicken with you to shake at them. And yell gibberish at them. Worked for me..HOW they got the jetpacks to reach the Fortress, I haven't the foggiest idea, though.
Scorpio7 - January 7, 2009, 9:05 am
It wouldn't work, unfortunately. They'll just use their knuckles and knock normally. I've answered the door totally naked; they just keep talking and stare at your eyes.
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7 DWARVES OF OLD AGE - demotivational poster


TAGS: dwarves old age

demotivational poster 7 DWARVES OF OLD AGE
ronsart  #38777 Created January 7, 2009

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Phage - January 7, 2009, 7:41 pm
I'm quite partial to Nappy....
Cubbybear - January 7, 2009, 7:25 pm
My new motto..."never trust a fart"
LogicDude - January 7, 2009, 3:19 pm
Dibs on Squinty!
Culos - January 7, 2009, 3:04 pm
Dibs on Farty!
Scorpio7 - January 7, 2009, 9:14 am
Congratulations, Ron! You are one of the few who spells it correctly. The Disney folks spell it, "Dwarfs." Canadians don't spell "Maple LEAVES" correctly, either.
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NINJAS - it only takes 1 demotivational poster

demotivational poster NINJAS
 #38758 Created January 6, 2009

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Treehodger - January 22, 2010, 1:23 am
... This also would be great for a Godzilla one. Just saying. If you are going to bash something, do not limit yourself. : / (That should be a quote!)
Spangle - August 22, 2009, 12:59 am
You kidding me? This is hilarious!
agdaniele - June 1, 2009, 7:22 pm
Ok, I missed this one. I'm going to go ahead and praise it for being that edgy. It's a very thin line to walk.
:| - June 1, 2009, 4:37 pm
Too Soon....
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GRENADES - They say a bullet may have your name on it Grenades are addressed "To Whom It May Concern" demotivational poster

demotivational poster GRENADES
LogicDude  #38737 Created January 6, 2009

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Treehodger - January 9, 2010, 5:30 pm
Love it. 5L.
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