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Ingenuity - demotivational poster

demotivational poster Ingenuity
Hung Like Ham(p)ster  #10697 Created July 2, 2008

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 1, 2008, 6:47 am
Personally, I have my servants construct measuring devices out of old tapestries I find around the castle. The, when the results are paraded through the streets, I sit back and wait for the press to tell me the answer.
pro (B) - October 1, 2008, 5:48 am
Measuring: you can also use a piece of string and then unwind it afterwards and measure the length of the part you needed to circumscribe your John-Thomas.
me - October 1, 2008, 5:44 am
The size of a womans tits have nothing to do with her sexual performance, they are just sexy to look at, its the same with how woman feel about dicks
me - October 1, 2008, 5:43 am
you measure the circumference of your dick with a non-metal tape measure, the kind thats flexy like fabric
umm - September 12, 2008, 6:08 pm
how do you measure your dicks cirrcumferance like, im pretty sure mines not seven inches around
mcnew - August 18, 2008, 2:55 am
so women enjoy large chodes
Comforter - August 10, 2008, 4:42 pm
Don't worry. Women are just as different as men. I'm sure there is a girl somewhere out there whom you'll fit like a hand in a glove. All you have to do is find her ;-)
Your penis - August 10, 2008, 3:12 pm
Not me :(
me - August 10, 2008, 2:52 pm
this chart actually makes me feel ok about myself since I am just about a "c" on this chart
Hang Em' High - July 2, 2008, 1:53 am
Ye be wider than ye is long. Aaarghhh ... 'tis most unfortunate.
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YOUR RESISTANCE - It only makes my penis harder! demotivational poster

demotivational poster YOUR RESISTANCE
 #10695 Created July 2, 2008

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datnigga - July 31, 2008, 4:50 am
your criticism is redundant. he knew he was being redundant. i love saying redundant. so do you. redundant. redundant. redundant. redunnitydunnitydundant.
Fatty - July 30, 2008, 4:56 pm
Redundant - try and make one that you put a little thought into...
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YOUR PROBLEM... - is obvious demotivational poster

demotivational poster YOUR PROBLEM...
 #10692 Created July 1, 2008

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 #10691 Created July 1, 2008

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datnigga - August 2, 2008, 4:02 pm
oh snap, i just noticed his slight grammar flaw... whatever, still funny.
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demotivational poster LOOK!
WTFO  #10684 Created July 1, 2008

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Treehodger - January 11, 2010, 9:45 pm
(2 of 2) it rammed up your ass.
Treehodger - January 11, 2010, 9:44 pm
It may be cheaper in Mexico, but do not go down there for a Colonoscopy, please? I hear the Doctors are a tad bit horny. I also hear they like to bullrush you, in a matter of speaking. And that after it is all said and done, you feel like you got (1 of 2)
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senator - October 31, 2008, 4:45 am
He won,t be able to poop right ever again.
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Nobody - October 25, 2008, 12:33 am
Holy fuck, ouch!! But clever caption nonetheless.
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