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HOW TO NOT FAIL AT LIFE - The "Quit bitching about the bitches" edition demotivational poster


TAGS: go out and get a freaking job

demotivational poster HOW TO NOT FAIL AT LIFE
LogicDude  #68553 Created August 24, 2009

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M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 9:45 pm
and then I'll still tell them to bend over so I can kick them in the ass with climbing boots and crampons... You are my new idol... All hail The epic Logic!
M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 9:43 pm
And to all these mesely fucks that try to blow you down... lame-liam-matt, ryan, Imthebadasshardcoreinternettoughguy, rivers, anonymous with her asparagus fingers and all the rest, I want to see them make a poster that is even CLOSE to be this good
M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 9:39 pm
And then fail... and quietly go into the corner of suck and slit my wrists due to the pathetic attempts that I make... this postr is not worth 5L's, but I give you 5L's for there is no number high enough to ever come close.
M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 9:37 pm
Oh. My. God... took me half an hour to read the poster... another 20 minutes to read the comments and LogicDude... I hate you, because every single poster that I'll post from now on I'll want to compare to this...
5butjam - November 9, 2010, 6:24 pm
Amazing poster LD, screw the disapprovers,one would often find they would need to consider a lot of this advice, however generalised it is! 5 alpha-lions!
AthenWhite - September 14, 2010, 5:06 am
This is absolutely the worst advice I have ever heard in my life. This is how to fail at life. How completely focking moronic.
MrBlack - February 9, 2010, 7:42 pm
If it's sex, ye gotta have sex with ugly people. No matter what, it's gonna suck. The best ye can get is a job where ye don't wanna murder everyone within 5 miles of ye every day.
MrBlack - February 9, 2010, 7:41 pm
Aye. Everyone who's ever had a job thinks "I hate ye all; iffen I could, I'd kill every last one of ye." Ye only do it cause ye need it for money for stuff. A job ye love? There's always a catch. If it's playin games, ye gotta play the bad ones.
Airman - January 12, 2010, 6:35 pm
congrats LD.. where's the after award party?
rerun - January 12, 2010, 5:39 pm

LD - talk louder....hard to hear in these nosebleed seats
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HAKUNA MATTATA - demotivational poster

demotivational poster HAKUNA MATTATA
Airman  #68537 Created August 24, 2009

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( 50 upvotes )

aesop's folly - November 6, 2009, 4:29 pm
gold
Chicken - August 25, 2009, 5:34 am
awesome.
Silcas - August 24, 2009, 4:00 pm
Awesome. Just Awesome.
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THIS... IS... SPARTA! - WTF happened? demotivational poster


TAGS: greek

demotivational poster THIS... IS... SPARTA!
handys003  #68516 Created August 24, 2009

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LogicDude - August 24, 2009, 1:48 pm
Are they guarding the entry to the Ministry of Silly Walks?
Woodywood03a - August 24, 2009, 12:04 pm
You know whats going to happen next. a shitstorm of comments to you man.
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HUMPEY DUMPEY - Is about to get shot!!! demotivational poster


TAGS: 3wood

demotivational poster HUMPEY DUMPEY
Woodywood03a  #68490 Created August 24, 2009

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Cubbyfan - August 24, 2009, 11:28 pm
It's Humpty Dumpty... FAIL!
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PARENTS - demotivational poster


TAGS: revenge is a strip club named mimis

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Sean  #68465 Created August 23, 2009

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sear3489 - May 5, 2011, 10:48 pm
she needs to be kicked in the face
aesop's folly - November 8, 2009, 7:31 pm
i hate parents like this
temp - October 4, 2009, 5:49 pm
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