Pick out the nediest kid on the bus stop, look at your B.O.L.O. clip board look scared and point at pointdexar tire squeeling flee the area (worx with ol ladies too. Answer all questions with a chinses accent "WOT HAPPENED,WOT happened!"
LAW ENFORCEMENT SANITY, On low risk calls, ALWAYS BACK OUT OF THE HOUSE WITH YOUR HANDS UP. Assume the KARATE-KID crane stance wheneva possible. when breaking containment scream loose PITT loose PITT! Just give me a ticket! issue Piracy on the open water