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HAD TO DUMP HER - The deafening sound of wind chimes was too distracting during sex. demotivational poster


TAGS: funny humor freak chick

demotivational poster HAD TO DUMP HER
WTFO  #78563 Created November 18, 2009

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Jaboogie - December 6, 2009, 9:44 pm
Are you sure thats a 'her'? impossible to tell yet there does not appear to be an Adam's Apple. Can you imagine having a snotty nose and a bad cough over all that sh*t in the nose and mouth, phukin gross
WTFO - November 21, 2009, 12:01 am
I was going to get a restraining order, but I figured if I carry a strong magnet, she'd be too scared to come near me.
Hippopotosaurus - November 19, 2009, 1:55 pm
least you dont have to worry about her stalking you either, you could hear her coming a mile off haha. 5L's.
WTFO - November 18, 2009, 11:22 pm
Muchas grassy ass! High praise from the resident artist.
ronsart - November 18, 2009, 11:18 pm
LOL...5 ting, ting, ting
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ZOMBIE HUNTER - The pay sucks...but the job's so rewarding demotivational poster


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demotivational poster ZOMBIE HUNTER
Cubbybear  #78552 Created November 18, 2009

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Ed-Hyde - November 19, 2009, 7:15 am
Certainly tough to tell, sorta like a wife of 20 years.
Bartimaeus - November 19, 2009, 7:05 am
That would be kinda hard. I think statues are in a constant state of consent.
Ed-Hyde - November 19, 2009, 7:03 am
You have to give him credit if he can rape statues
WTFO - November 18, 2009, 10:59 pm
Make that 'statutory'
WTFO - November 18, 2009, 10:57 pm
Poor little cubby. He never even got to experience his first statuary rape charge.
ronsart - November 18, 2009, 10:41 pm
5L...WTF is that on the end of the shovel? a lil Cubby?...lol
Bartimaeus - November 18, 2009, 10:03 pm
Who you gonna call?...the janitor. 5/5
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BACON?! - You got bacon?..Did you say bacon?..I love bacon..Please tell me you said bacon.. Where's the bacon?..I love bacon..I love saying bacon..baconbaconbaconbacon baconbaconbacon...(pant pant)..bacon? demotivational poster


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demotivational poster BACON?!
Doug  #78536 Created November 18, 2009

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MO - November 19, 2009, 3:01 pm
Doug FTW!!!! I love talking dags!! 5 beggin' strips!
rockntractor - November 18, 2009, 8:43 pm
Great! I love it.
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REALISTS - The only ones who really know what's going on. demotivational poster


TAGS: optimism pessimism realism

demotivational poster REALISTS
whizz  #78522 Created November 18, 2009

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mikecoffee23 - May 7, 2010, 6:51 pm
My favorite motifake of all time
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