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GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE - But they can sure speed up the process. It can take an hour to choke a bitch. demotivational poster

demotivational poster GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE
Bartimaeus  #71280 Created September 19, 2009

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Treehodger - February 16, 2010, 7:39 pm
Truthfully, a Bloodchoke will kill someone in about 15 seconds. I picked up a lot of nifty moves from the military.
Treehodger - February 16, 2010, 7:38 pm
You can choke a person to death in under three minutes. Granted, they are only unconscious. But they will soon enter comatose from lack of oxygen, and die on their own. ... Don't ask.
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 11:40 pm
Nice. I got a cousin Vinnie. Does that help?
Bartimaeus - September 20, 2009, 11:00 pm
I was just asking because I got this thing going in Panama and I need someone who can drive a van REALLY fast. Efficiency is key.
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 10:54 pm
Not at all, but if you're going to do a job, do it right.
Bartimaeus - September 20, 2009, 10:29 pm
Well it "can" take an hour. By the way, WTFO, are condoning murder?
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 5:59 pm
If it takes you an hour, you're doing it wrong. Maybe you should work on your hand strength.
Lolness - September 19, 2009, 7:32 pm
Omg haha awwwwesome ^.^
Bartimaeus - September 19, 2009, 7:21 pm
*the top is last seven days...list-thing...yeah.
RONSART - September 19, 2009, 7:20 pm
AMESOME!!
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ENCOURAGEMENT - demotivational poster


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demotivational poster ENCOURAGEMENT
ronsart  #71213 Created September 18, 2009

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Faceplant31 - February 1, 2010, 1:29 pm
AMSOME!
Chompers - September 18, 2009, 7:04 pm
Coke and whiskey have never hurt anyone.
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MARKETING - The Girl Scouts are pros at selling their cookies demotivational poster

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FTACHASER357  #71192 Created September 18, 2009

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CANADA - September 18, 2009, 5:05 pm
COOKIES!! or else
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LEGO ICE - After it melts you'll pee bricks! demotivational poster


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demotivational poster LEGO ICE
LogicDude  #71186 Created September 18, 2009

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BoneCD - September 18, 2009, 1:12 pm
That's talent AK...if you could Google with...oh never mind
Arrogant Knight - September 18, 2009, 12:41 pm
"The Google Bone" ....*shudders*
LogicDude - September 18, 2009, 12:40 pm
Luck of the Google Bone!
BoneCD - September 18, 2009, 12:39 pm
That's 2 funny "Bricks-Lego" Posters there LD! If I remember the first you did is already in HOF! Excellent my man!
Hakiu - September 18, 2009, 12:03 pm
Epic, an actual "Bricks" poster that is actually funny.
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motinet  #71178 Created September 18, 2009

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themansn - February 2, 2011, 6:08 am
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DrEvo82 - September 25, 2009, 11:54 am
That beast guy just got a PS3 because they dropped the price, and his mommy could finally afford it. But.... I guess he got banned so he won't get to see this one, awwwwwwwwwww.
BriaHere - September 25, 2009, 10:01 am
Knowitall, yes Beast is an arrogant moron. But saying he "must be black" because of his arrogance, spelling and grammar is ignorant. It doesn't help the situation, it only makes you seem like the racist.
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To beast: MEET THE BAN HAMMER.
TO ALL - September 25, 2009, 8:49 am
@ the end of it all i'm better than ya'll and I have more money then all of you none pussy gettin fags LMAO! I'm not even using this lame ass site again cuz its full of lil drag queens like ya'll!
TO ALL - September 25, 2009, 8:39 am
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TO ALL - September 25, 2009, 8:38 am
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LURCH - September 25, 2009, 3:24 am
AHHH YES!!! there is the hate I was missing last night, Beast. Go HOME, the library is closing. Get a clue about music, and other human beings. We are not all racists, just me
Cam - September 24, 2009, 7:02 pm
And I'd bet beast has (if he actually is 23) never finished school. Either way, it's sad... :(
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