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TAGS: i told her my cat died

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Sean  #59568 Created June 6, 2009

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Sean - September 14, 2009, 12:29 am
OK that second "obvious" should read "readily apparent".
Sean - September 14, 2009, 12:28 am
God I wish I knew how to get pity sex. Damn my obvious superior qualities and obvious aura of imperviousness!!!
spacedog - September 6, 2009, 4:48 pm
This is great too.
Moooooooooooooooooo - July 1, 2009, 2:53 am
The way I see it, If she's dumb enough to believe 5 dead cat's she's a keeper. She should also keep a clean pen and be able to shoo flies with her tail.
Sean - July 1, 2009, 1:58 am
But as long as she keeps puttin' out ... who the hell cares, eh?
Sean - July 1, 2009, 1:57 am
Hey thanks, mooooooooooooooooooooo, but you only ever start out with 2 grandmas, whereas your "base" number of cats is all but unlimited. But if you need more that 5 newly dead cats, I'm afaid you got yerself a case of the "she's just not into you"'s.
mooooooooooooooooooooo - July 1, 2009, 1:00 am
I usually use grandma, but cat could work for a second round. 5 grandmas.
Sean - July 1, 2009, 12:55 am
Further to the tags: but I didn't mention that it was "anorexia".
agdaniele - June 6, 2009, 1:43 pm
I had the chance to turn a 3 to a 2.9, but I'll leave that to the "experts". 5L
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C.J.  #59561 Created June 6, 2009

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Haarakkon  #59560 Created June 6, 2009

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LogicDude - June 18, 2009, 8:55 am
Only 1 Pick-a-nick Basket per day!
bobfromaccounting - June 17, 2009, 8:14 pm
Patient bear Is patient.
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EVERYONE IS STARING AT US - It's not enough that your ass is so huge, but you had to bring a monkey to a public park? Honestly, Patricia! demotivational poster


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Motifake Wit Liberation F  #59558 Created June 5, 2009

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2012, 2:45 am
Nobody ever comes around at 2 AM anymore....
caveman - December 16, 2011, 1:47 am
Over 6000 comments!!! WTF
agdaniele - March 30, 2011, 11:24 pm
It's Motitwist, not Big Rock Candy Mountain, nor is it your pre-teen summer camp.... so, although there will be no smores, you can rest assured that there also won't be any camp counsellors who refer to you as canteen boy.
ICEMAN - March 30, 2011, 9:04 pm
Will there be smores?
agdaniele - March 30, 2011, 8:08 pm
I'm going to set up camp at motitwist, but want to shoot a quick hello to the crew, the esteemed 2%ers, and those noobs who I've had the pleasure to interact with!
agdaniele - March 19, 2011, 11:09 pm
Take it easy, space.
spacedog - March 19, 2011, 10:57 pm
Gentlemen, it has been a pleasure chatting. Till next time, cheers.
Hawamleh - March 15, 2011, 11:14 am
I think the comment system isn't working here...
agdaniele - March 15, 2011, 2:39 am
Down, but not out, my friends. Peace and love!
pzykosiz - March 10, 2011, 2:22 am
Looks like we've only got the first thousand comments instead of the last thousand now.
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