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FETISHES - demotivational poster


TAGS: incendescent bulbs are even worse

demotivational poster FETISHES
Haarakkon  #68680 Created August 25, 2009

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BoneCD - August 27, 2009, 11:37 am
Love that episode LD and the corresponding "ASSMAN" car license plate...too funny!
LogicDude - August 27, 2009, 11:04 am
This reminded me of the Seinfeld episode and "Fusilli Jerry"...somehow the story always begins with someone "falling" on it in the shower - but wtf was this doing laying around in your shower, hmmmm? Aaaand 5 mercury-filled lions for you!
CANADA - August 27, 2009, 9:04 am
o god! o god he's dead! TTH, he's realy dead! murcury poisoning damn you
Sean - August 27, 2009, 1:04 am
And you can't just look at the mercury poisoning and tell HOW it happened ... that's just TV nonsense.
Sean - August 27, 2009, 1:03 am
Nobody YET ... but your "ribbed for his pleasure" comment has given countless people ideas they shouldn't oughtta be thinkin', mister clever-drawers! Or maybe it's just me ....
agdaniele - August 27, 2009, 12:55 am
After Googling "salma", it turns out that nobody has died from rectal mercury poisoning.
Sean - August 27, 2009, 12:54 am
you just might be able to aquire as much mercury as you could get by eating a whole can of tuna. The real issue here is disposal. That's the problem.
Sean - August 27, 2009, 12:52 am
Hey guess what? I just googled Glen Beck and "flourescent". "Any hits?", you don't bother to ask. Why yes. Glen Beck rants about them. Says he hates them. Shocking. I'm guessing that if you break one and then inhale real quick, with a purpose, ...
Sean - August 27, 2009, 12:39 am
Five bucks says that Glen Beck rants about these things for at least a paragraph in his book: An Inconvenient Book.
WTFO - August 26, 2009, 1:54 am
Wow, someone followed my link? Unbelievable the hazards caused by these things (even if you don't stick them in an orifice). I keep the old fashion energy wasting ones rather than bring mercury into the house.
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demotivational poster MAC, PREFERRED BY LOOSERS
culos  #68678 Created August 25, 2009

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ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA - demotivational poster


TAGS: just get me a pillow i m fine

demotivational poster ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA
BoneCD  #68657 Created August 25, 2009

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TRUE LOVE - demotivational poster


TAGS: true love death life

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MrJack  #68654 Created August 25, 2009

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natsumerio - January 14, 2012, 3:54 pm
THEIR (PROBALY) LASTR WORDS. "You hang up first." "No, you hang up first" "No, you!" "No, YOU damnit!" "NO! YOU!, you son of a...!" VOLCANOE ERUPTS.
BoneCD - August 25, 2009, 2:34 pm
Love!?! Looks like they just dug each other...
Ed-Hyde - August 25, 2009, 2:30 pm
"Mostly Dead?" (Back to you Miracle Max)
agdaniele - August 25, 2009, 2:01 pm
Oooooh... look who knows so much! Well, it just so happens that they're only mostly dead.
Danomite - August 25, 2009, 1:44 pm
I'm no doctor...but I'm pretty sure they're dead.
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STEREOTYPES - demotivational poster


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Alexis.Chu  #68631 Created August 25, 2009

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Adams - May 30, 2010, 12:47 pm
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