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CONGRATS TO ALL RELIGIONS - Still removing compassion and love from humanity demotivational poster

demotivational poster CONGRATS TO ALL RELIGIONS
agdaniele  #38287 Created January 3, 2009

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Baron von Tofurkey - May 16, 2009, 2:04 am
fuck Hamas. Fuck al Qaeda. Fuck the Taliban. fuck Islamic Jihad. Fuck religious extremism.
KDP3 - April 30, 2009, 1:03 pm
@Scorpio7 I disagree that majority of all wars are fought for religious reasons but religions has been used to justified for many of worlds wars. But when it comes down to it. Its land,gold or W/E.
agdaniele - January 7, 2009, 12:23 am
Killing over religious differences is wrong... but raisins? I can see where one might be moved to violence. Love me some raisins.
WTFO - January 4, 2009, 10:44 pm
If people don't fight over religion, then they'll fight over territory, skin color, money, color of eyes, whatever. Humans are war like, religion is just one reason for war. Take it away and people will find another cause.
Scorpio7 - January 4, 2009, 7:58 am
HISTORICAL FACT: More wars have been fought and more lives have been lost due to religious ideological differences, than for any other reason. If religions were eliminated, the reason for most wars would be eliminated, also.
Sean - January 4, 2009, 2:10 am
It's actually 72 "raisins" .... Seems there was a typo way back when. Don't believe me? Do a search on the following words: "72 virgins raisins'. Yule c.
BuZZbomb - January 4, 2009, 1:36 am
That may be true, but I like my answer better. It goes over great on open mic night at the mosque.
WTFO - January 4, 2009, 1:35 am
BB, By their religion, females (since they have the rights of property) cannot be martyrs. They just get dead.
BuZZbomb - January 4, 2009, 1:26 am
**depressing if that's what you have to look forward to.
BuZZbomb - January 4, 2009, 1:24 am
So true, WTFO. I don't remember anyone saying 72 'female' virgins. And what happens to the female suicide bombers? Do they get 72 MALE virgins? How is THAT a reward. 72 geeks greasing in their tunics before the burka passes over the knee! Kinda depre
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TERRIFIC MOMS - The world needs MORE of them. The sign reads, "Hi!! I'm 13 years old. I steal. I want to go to prison to be with Daddy!!" demotivational poster

demotivational poster TERRIFIC MOMS
 #38252 Created January 3, 2009

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Aurielius - February 22, 2016, 10:48 am
It's called parenting, well done mum.
nicholsjoshua15 - January 4, 2014, 3:40 am
That's right mother, humiliate your son, smear his name, and shame him. This isn't punishment, this is psychological torture. This mother is a shame to all the good mothers.
Sephani Paige - May 25, 2009, 11:17 pm
haha i had a mom bring her kid in when she found he'd stolen a bag of skittles. made him tell everyone that came in what he did and that he was sorry. GO MOMS!
manicbranic - March 12, 2009, 10:54 am
Correctomundo. Kids need direction. If my mom and dad didnt give that to me I'd probably be in jail or dead in a drain somewhere.
WTFO - January 4, 2009, 12:35 am
5 lions for a great mother!
Sean - January 3, 2009, 12:55 pm
*Two big things she got right. (yeah, let's go with that)
Sean - January 3, 2009, 12:55 pm
--longer regard her as his BFF. Two big things right got her.
Sean - January 3, 2009, 12:54 pm
As a non-breeder (by choice, that bizarre gardening accident had nothing to do with it) it strikes me, nonetheless that this wonderful lady is willing to take the time to properly punish this lad, and she just doesn't seem at all concerned that he will no
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IN SWEDEN - We have something called Systembolaget demotivational poster


TAGS: systembolaget in sweden death metal nominon

demotivational poster IN SWEDEN
Hook  #38250 Created January 3, 2009

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patrioten - September 16, 2009, 11:44 am
bara för att ni inte kan göra metal i danmark (:
kashat swe - September 16, 2009, 11:38 am
DK,we are not.. if we had 16 year limit, what difference would it make a few meter above your country, småglin
DK - April 15, 2009, 12:01 pm
Hey, Bluedick! You're just mad because the economical crisis made sure to fuck up Sweden. At least we can control ourselves in DK after a bottle of vodka at age 16 - you're gone after a fucking Carlsberg (whimps). Woohoo, black metal country!!! Fy fan.
My dick is big, with blue and yellow stripes - April 2, 2009, 10:43 am
It's where all stronger beverages above 3.5% must be bought. They have a shitload of beer from all over the world, but you have to be 20 to buy, but that's why we have Denmark who let's 16 year olds buy vodka for 6 - 20 Euros.
The Masked Wombat - March 18, 2009, 9:06 pm
yeah, those are purses..and not shopping bags...
redneck - March 9, 2009, 4:48 am
what the hell is a bolaget? nice purple purses ... fags
Khatmonsuk - February 28, 2009, 7:54 am
All hail the might of Systembolaget.
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TWO THYMUS GLANDS? - Crazy kids demotivational poster

demotivational poster TWO THYMUS GLANDS?
 #38193 Created January 2, 2009

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Me - January 2, 2009, 9:19 pm
Your mom fails
Little Johnny - January 2, 2009, 5:25 pm
This picture failed the last 3 times it was used. Here is the 4th fail for this picture.
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