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CHUCK NORRIS

Will make YOU his bitch.

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Burn - July 1, 2008, 4:22 pm,
Didn't Bruce Lee break Chuck in half during a film shoot? And even if that is just an urban legend, notice how Chuck has never tried to disprove it? That's because Lee would come back from the grave to beat his ass again. Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris
Roamer - July 1, 2008, 4:50 pm,
Fact: Norris & Lee DID in fact fight. Fact: Norris got his as handed to him. Rumor: Norris had Lee killed in retaliation. Rumor: Norris WILL kill you if you try to pin Lee's death on him.
A Fan - July 1, 2008, 6:19 pm,
Chuck Norris shot the Sheriff but he roundhouse kicked the deputy. Fact.
Tempest - March 10, 2009, 11:28 pm,
Happy Birthday Chuck!
cheeseman - April 18, 2009, 7:35 am,
when chuck norris goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water gets chuck norris'd
Failure is a Lifestyle - August 3, 2009, 3:10 pm,
whats the last thing to go through the mind of one of chuck norris's enemies? his shoe.
BriaHere - August 3, 2009, 4:06 pm,
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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