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chareuleu - May 18, 2008, 10:43 am,
santa clause - May 18, 2008, 7:44 pm,
thanks :D
Barbrady - May 28, 2008, 10:11 am,
fucking hilarious xDDD
Amy - May 28, 2008, 10:24 pm,
An honest question-i've noticed that many americans are defensive of the army on here but absolutly hate the marines. why is that? I don't know that much about marines.
Rikard - July 4, 2008, 9:33 pm,
Because Marines are the most arrogant assholes ever, they will blow smoke up your ass and yell stupid catchphrases like it were a fraternity they had enlisted in...
RikardsMom - July 6, 2008, 5:36 pm,
He's just jealous sweety...Rik's homosexual tendencies kept him out of the Corps. So he blames them.
Sgt Marine - September 14, 2008, 4:21 pm,
Most people just dont understand what Marines do , we are sent in first , and most of the time have to go back and take control again where The Army can not keep things straight. The Army does not like to tell those stories. But that's ok we are not mad .
Casin - September 16, 2008, 9:22 pm,
For me, the reason I hate the Marines is because they make themselves out to be the best things in the world, the greatest fighters, greatest soldiers, ect. Even though the TRUE first one in are the SF. Which is a part of the Army.
Charlie M - September 17, 2008, 2:25 am,
No no no. There are SF are in all branches of service, but more to the point Forecon is specifically tasked with green operations in a large theater such as Iraq or Afghanistan. Once the global commands were established the very general idea has been to
Charlie M - September 17, 2008, 2:26 am,
use the army to hold territory and the marines to take territory, partly because in the big picture the Army is in theory more self sufficient away from home (they are a more rounded force) while the Marines tend to do better with shorter deployments (the
Charlie M - September 17, 2008, 2:26 am,
y are only complete as a force while under naval air, and have much less internal cavalry or artillery support than the army). Also Marines are trained a bit harder than Army, fact but also demonstrated by the 10:3.6 Army to Marine ratio. Also, things s
Charlie M - September 17, 2008, 2:27 am,
uch as Army Corp Eng. play a big role in things such as infrastructure while in theater for all forces. Jeez this could take forever there is a lot that separates the us forces which are holdovers to an earlier time but slowly the unified commands are ch
Charlie M - September 17, 2008, 2:27 am,
anging that.
leatherneck - October 27, 2008, 1:05 am,
uhm..ima marine n i don't think im hot shit..marines army same fucking shit were both over there risking life and death for some sorry ass fuck to say some stupid shit.. i would love to see your panzy ass stand under heavy fire or get nailed by and IED wh
leatherneck - October 27, 2008, 1:06 am,
while on tour n see howfunny your ass is when you return. specially when u get nailed with a 15 month tour which a good amount are serving
amnic - November 21, 2008, 12:00 pm,
yeah some marines are dicks and some arent. the same goes for all branches. af, army, usmc, or navy, we are all over there at some point in time doing our job and supporting each other. one team one fight. so if people wanna argue about who's better. its
amnic - November 21, 2008, 12:01 pm,
pointless. without one, the rest become ineffective.
barockeva - December 13, 2008, 12:46 pm,
They're all glorified killing machines brainwashed into thinking they're defending America from terrorists when in reality they're protecting commercial investments.
LogicDude - December 13, 2008, 2:11 pm,
Apparently barockeva suffers from a strange malady which disconnects the brain's thought processes whenever the hands are placed on a computer keyboard. I wonder if House can help out with this one?
Ecko - December 21, 2008, 11:53 pm,
And the marines and the military are the ones who are out there fighting so you can be a dumbass and say shit like this without getting killed by some fag dicator
barockeva - December 23, 2008, 3:02 pm,
Ecko, dictators rise from within. So no, they are not protecting anyone from a dictator. Because in case you hadn't noticed, our freedoms keep getting lighter and lighter. And the terrorists aren't the ones to blame for that either.
Matters_Not - January 3, 2009, 3:52 am,
hey many times do i have to tell you to STFU? honestly.....i think this makes 3 or 4 now
true - January 3, 2009, 5:15 am,
i don't see your stupid ass doing anything but make up shit like this you bitch ass motherfucker
barockeva - January 5, 2009, 3:20 am,
Why would I need to do anything? I live in a pretty remote part of the country with very few natural resources. When society crumbles I'll just keep on living.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 3:27 am,
true: I am sure your last comment wasnt directed towards me...but just dont see me doing anything because im stuck in the same shithole as the marines in this picture. so suck it.
barockeva - January 5, 2009, 3:36 am,
They willingly agreed to go to that part of the world. So they really don't have much right to complain. If you shoot yourself in the foot, you deserve the shot in the foot.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 3:48 am,
hey dipshit...bob/barockeva/bob sanction......grow a pair, and set down your starbucks. people like you are the first to complain and rip on troops but will never sacrifice shit for anyone. ...#10....STFU
barockeva - January 5, 2009, 4:05 am,
Putting your life on the line doesn't take balls. It takes a lack of sanity. Self preservation ftw.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:10 am,
or it means you love and honor the sacrifices made prior to your own, and are willing to fight to preserve what others worked so hard for. its called selfless service. and serving my country makes more sense to me than waiting for a handout.
barockeva - January 5, 2009, 4:17 am,
I'm not waiting for a handout. I'm letting the crazy suicidal people go do their thing.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:26 am,
oh go hug a tree. you might get hit by a bus on your way back from starbucks tommorow. dont spill.
barockeva - January 5, 2009, 4:36 am,
Why the shit would I waste money on starbucks when folgers is better?
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:47 am,
because "you're" a yuppi fuck who thinks his shit doesn't stink. and why go back to barockeva....just keep the allias list going.
bob - January 5, 2009, 4:51 am,
But folgers tastes better.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:56 am,
you win dipshit. bye
Porcelina - January 5, 2009, 5:09 pm,
hahahaha. Barockeva FTW
barockeva - January 5, 2009, 8:00 pm,
Thank you. Thank you. I love you all. *bows*
guest - June 27, 2009, 5:53 pm,
FUCK you i bet i could kick your pansey fucking ass the green beret could kill you wit a napkin
Troglodite - July 23, 2009, 9:35 pm,
Maybe, but clearly marines can't wield the language to save their lives.
ArmyWife - November 17, 2009, 11:19 am,
The point is not what they are fighting for it is that they are fighting period. They are risking their lives for this country. What have you done to contribute? Nada.
ArmyWife - November 17, 2009, 11:20 am,
Marines: Seriously, you may be pretty badass but quit downgrading other military personel. You're not the only ones who kick ass at wartime nor are you the only ones risking your lives. Your fellow Marines shouldn't be your only brothers.
ArmyWife - November 17, 2009, 11:23 am,
brockeva, you're a disgrace. Really. Just because someone is willing to put their lives in danger to protect the lives of others doesn't make them crazy suicidal. Those people are called martyrs. Look it up. Even Jesus did it and people pray to him now!
BrokenEye - August 16, 2010, 12:24 pm,
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