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Feeling very safe about criticizing American Troops... because they know who is protecting their pansy asses!


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Lee Presson - May 18, 2008, 10:41 pm,
I'm pretty sure invading said country was not the troops' idea.
Max - May 23, 2008, 9:51 pm,
Because I'm so sure they all enjoy getting fucking shot for oil. Hell, I'd take a bullet to make someone else money! Oh. Wait. No....
John - June 13, 2008, 1:45 am,
Umm yeah as an Army Infantry men who's been deployed, You dont know what the fuck your talking about. Countries 20 times better then what it was back in OIF1 when we first went in.
Max - June 15, 2008, 5:46 pm,
Uh...apparently the Army considers education secondary. Are you qualified to make that statement? To the first poster: Not their idea.
no one - October 30, 2008, 11:00 pm,
Hey max your a fucking retard we didnt go over there for oil so stick to what your good at being a bitch
Porcelina - November 3, 2008, 4:34 pm,
...uh.. yeah we did.
Bloggins - November 20, 2008, 5:40 pm,
man im in a different military and i have had the unfortunate pleasure of working with american troops and damn right education is secondary cause they were fucking idiots, i met one fucking guy who's only job was to open a door on a truck come on your te
Seb - December 12, 2008, 5:35 pm,
People are entitled to their opinions. So shut the hell up.
Matters_Not - December 28, 2008, 3:19 am,
but see thats the thing! opinions dont mean shit when there are facts and vets. trust me porcelina im not here guarding any oil feilds. please dont mock our mission with that silly conspiracy talk.
.... - December 28, 2008, 3:22 am,
and dont say....."WE" unless you have been here in boots aswell. im pretty sure you havent been because you wouldnt make foolish comments if you had been.
Anonymous - December 28, 2008, 7:37 pm,
I'm not even from the U.S. and know from personal experience that they are a bunch of dicks. They aren't really protecting anyone, most of them seem quite content with the fact that American society is below standards in comparison to other countries, Eu
anonymous - December 28, 2008, 7:40 pm,
continued form other post, Europe being one of them. Collectively, the American Armed Forces are working with an inferiority complex that overrides the reality that is that they are ill-equipped for anything, even winning a war. They are just puppets of
Anonymous - December 28, 2008, 7:41 pm,
the corporations they pamper.
Anonymous - December 28, 2008, 7:43 pm,
as for ..., why would anyone want to be in their boots, they lack any knowledge or real education to assess the fact that they are just grunts that can be used and easily disposed off by the people they work for,
The Mediator - December 30, 2008, 5:11 pm,
Just a quick coment on that rant, europe is not a country
Sean - December 30, 2008, 5:24 pm,
... he must have been thinking of Africa ...
Matters_Not - December 31, 2008, 3:32 am,
hey Anonymous..........SUCK IT!
Sean - December 31, 2008, 3:35 am,
I'd like to second motion, if I may? And sometimes it has to be crude, to be effective.
Sean - December 31, 2008, 3:37 am,
Matters_Not - December 31, 2008, 3:41 am,
permission granted.
Sean - December 31, 2008, 3:46 am,
... dude's definitely a HOSER.
oh shuddup - January 5, 2009, 8:55 am,
Its the politicians that send the yanks to war, arkansas hillbillies with rifles are dangerous as fuck. but they stand for americans. But hardly protect my pansy asses, i served with them in bosnia & kosovo and wasnt impressed.
barockeva - February 25, 2009, 2:20 am,
So, where were the troops when 9/11 happened?
Ben Dover - March 13, 2009, 6:17 pm,
fucking your mum...
Ben Dover - March 13, 2009, 6:17 pm,
Pounding your mum ...
Mark - March 13, 2009, 8:09 pm,
I never knew there were so many jerks on this site. barockeva you have a lot more company than I thought. Although I agree with the sentiment of the tunnel, tunnels = 1. And please, will all of you anti-Americans kiss my red, white, and blue butt? Thanks!
Anti whaaaaat? - March 31, 2009, 6:54 pm,
Just because some Americans don't have an extra chromosome doesn't mean they hate USA. Everyone who draws that parallel is basically retarded or brain damaged.
Robert - May 24, 2009, 11:22 am,
Any country in Europe has had more wars and for dumber reasons than the U.S., Especially France and the U.K., and don't forget Russia and Italy, and The Asian countries aren't exactly 90% zen Buddhist monks, the have had the share of wars for the lulz too
Pirate? - July 18, 2009, 8:14 pm,
I'm Australian. Next Time You Want To Steal Oil, Don't Drag Us Into It.
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