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Whatever it is that makes the Cowboys a great team, he has the antidote.

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HAHA - April 25, 2009, 12:18 pm,
Nothing has ever made them great. Ever sicne skelator took over they have never been great and never will be. Romo is a big fail.
MO - July 22, 2009, 9:10 pm,
I'll discuss this issue at a later date.....but suffice it to say that this couldn't be further from the truth. Fooozball season is almost here!!!! OMG,OMG,OMG,OMMFG!!!
agdaniele - July 22, 2009, 9:24 pm,
Hoooboy... that's gonna be a heated discussion.
MO - July 22, 2009, 9:30 pm,
Haters!!! I'll delve a little....He didn't lose the Seattle game as a QB, he lost it on a field goal snap (in the rain) He did get the Team into field goal a QB. Now then...he had an easy TD on that botched snap, if that pansy....
MO - July 22, 2009, 9:32 pm,
Martine Gramatica had at least BLOCKED the seahawk who tackled him from behind. Instead the little fag scurried out of the over. I'd say the only reason the Cowboys are even relevant at all is because of Romo.
MO - July 22, 2009, 9:35 pm,
And the Giants playoff loss? I can break that one down for ya to. 4th and 16 4th qtr.....Romo HITS Patrick Crayton IN THE CHEST and he dropped it. Would have been plenty of room to run to....instead Dallas kicks and the Giants return it to the Dallas 40..
MO - July 22, 2009, 9:36 pm,
and score the GAME winning TD. Oh and yes he threw a pick to end the game with no time left, but he at least got them in a position to have one last shot.....24-27...
MO - July 22, 2009, 9:39 pm,
That wasn't exactly well put together... I'm blaming the rum....
agdaniele - July 22, 2009, 9:43 pm,
Tony Romo is terrible at reading defensive coverage from the line of scrimmage. If you watched all games closely, you'd see how often they were wide open and waving hands (not just TO, either). You must have noticed that inability by now.
MO - July 22, 2009, 9:51 pm,
I noticed his ability to surpass Roger, Troy and Danny White for EVERY QB record except of course SB wins and total yardage.....but those two will come. He didn't get those team records by not being able to read defenses and being a shitty QB.
MO - July 22, 2009, 9:57 pm,
The mans gonna be a hall of famer..untill THE TEAM wins a playoff game he's going to continue taking the heat. And NIK can attest....I watch EVERY game!! INTENTLY....been out at sea for so long I'm kinda going overboard... OMG OMG FOOOSBALL's almost here!
agdaniele - July 22, 2009, 9:57 pm,
You're skirting my point!
agdaniele - July 22, 2009, 9:58 pm,
3 pro-bowl receivers.... he should be breaking records.
MO - July 22, 2009, 10:01 pm,
I think I answered your point...He's got the stats to prove that he can read a defensive scheme just fine...Payton took six years before he won anything and you only need one hand to count the QB's that have won a SB in their first 3 years.
agdaniele - July 22, 2009, 10:04 pm,
If you're a life-long fan of football, you know what I'm saying about his inability to read coverage. Numbers are numbers... and don't always indicate talent.
MO - July 22, 2009, 10:07 pm,
He'll be just fine. It's only his 4th year. Now If they go out again like they did against Philly? I'll hop off the Romo Band waggon...till then I'm thankful that we no longer have a continuous stream of shmucks for QB's. Vinny? Bledsoe? Carter?
MO - July 22, 2009, 10:12 pm,
You just see what ESPN and SportsCenter put out there. I can't imagine that you watch every Cowboys game? I do, and I'm just not seeing what you're saying. The man's good. Top 5 in the league....Period.
MO - July 22, 2009, 10:17 pm,
His numbers are going to be alot lower this year. With Felix Jones healthy....hooooo boy! It's gonna be a running season! Tashard Choice and Barber? And that brings up another point....Aikman very well could have had HUGE passing stats if not for Emmit.
MO - July 22, 2009, 10:19 pm,
See what you started?? I'm Nuckinfutz!!! Hey hun? You ready for the crazy?? Looking forward to spending your Sundays with a lunatic? Go Dolphins!!
Sean - July 22, 2009, 10:24 pm,
FOOTBALL Gay porn for the squeamish.
MO - July 22, 2009, 10:30 pm,
Damn...Sean. That's harsh. 'course seeing as you're Canadian and all and how well the CFL did, I guess I could have expected that.
agdaniele - July 22, 2009, 10:32 pm,
I do watch the games, MO. I never pay attention to ESPN recaps. But, do me a favor... keep an eye out for what I said. It's the root of his incompletions and interceptions. Misreads defensive coverage.... often throws to well-covered men, and ignores open
Sean - July 22, 2009, 10:38 pm,
So, MO, yer defending football by hinting that Canadian football is gay? Need I remind you that when it comes to the NFL, the CFL's balls are bigger?
Sean - July 22, 2009, 10:40 pm,
Oh MO, on your next trip into the closet, kindly cuff that nattering nincomepoop that is aggy, for me? But not so hard that he spills his guinness ... thanx.
agdaniele - July 22, 2009, 10:43 pm,
Was I just outed as a football fan?
agdaniele - July 22, 2009, 10:44 pm,
And apparently Sean hasn't been paying attention... MO? A football fan? He's a Tony Romo fan... and you can't be both.
MO - July 22, 2009, 10:46 pm,
Sean - July 22, 2009, 10:47 pm,
You mean "snap!" don't ya ... girlfriend?
Logic Man - August 10, 2009, 11:42 am,
Sean, don't be gay! You can't defend the CFL. You meant to say they like handling bigger balls than the NFL. What sport does Canada have? Surprise BUTTSECKS!
Logic Man - August 10, 2009, 11:44 am,
Oh....and are cool as the other side of the pillow, but bro....cmon, don't be a Tony Homo fan. He is sooooo over-rated!
LogicDude - August 10, 2009, 12:02 pm,
And you, you lame, unoriginal Fuck...are just that: A lame and unoriginal Fuck.
LogicDude - August 10, 2009, 4:26 pm,
DO NOT use another's Username - be original and use ONLY YOUR OWN.
MO - August 10, 2009, 4:57 pm,
Illogic ass. Thanks for the compliment but both your statements just show that u have no idea what you're talking about. (I'm as cool as both sides of the pillow) and you only base your football knowledge on your hate for the Cowboys. Find a new name....
MO - August 10, 2009, 4:59 pm,
The one you are using is reserved for someone who's one of the original founders and is quite funny. So seriously find something a little less.....taken. And If you want to explain your Romo is overrated comment i'd love to shoot it down....
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 7:55 pm,
Ooooh! Pick me, pick me!
MO - August 10, 2009, 8:04 pm,
I already know you're a MO fan Aggy!!! But go ahead....
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 8:27 pm,
Nah..... just scroll down. I've said my bit. Just can't wait for the season to start!
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 8:28 pm,
(and I had such a rush of pride that hobbes had possibly let one fly at me) Sigh.
MO - August 10, 2009, 8:31 pm,
Thursday night!!! The new palace!!! And the 1st teamers on the field for aboot 5 min.....
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 8:32 pm,
And before you know it, he'll be backing up Garcia!
MO - August 10, 2009, 8:36 pm,
MO - August 10, 2009, 8:38 pm,
And that's only gonna make sense on this comment to your way on my squirrels poster!!!! Once again....MO's crazy!!!
Nik - August 10, 2009, 8:40 pm,
Did you just swallow a 6" italian whole?
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 8:41 pm,
LMAO!!!!!! I don't care what you meant, that comment was priceless!
MO - August 10, 2009, 8:42 pm,
Damn baby....harsh....but funny!!!!
Nik - August 10, 2009, 8:48 pm,
Hehe!! So...Thursday night, huh? OH YEAH!!
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 8:50 pm,
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 8:51 pm,
Kidding, MO. Had to do it.
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 9:14 pm,
Geez.... fallen into MOblivion?
MO - August 10, 2009, 9:14 pm,
You do whatcho gotta do...I'm geeking out with my PS3 I'll check back in in a while......burrrp
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 9:16 pm,
Work at it, MO.... Accordion Hero is not something that should be taken lightly.
LogicDude - August 11, 2009, 8:11 am,
As MO sings, "Polka-polka-polka-polka chameleoooooon! They come and goooo, they come and goooooooooooo!"
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