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Matters_Not - December 25, 2008, 1:51 am,
great poster bro. im sure the usual suspects will attemt to badger and disproove some of these countries. but dont give them the time of day. they dont know what it means to serve.
WTFO - December 26, 2008, 1:22 pm,
Thanks for the kudos, bro. Be safe out there.
Sean - December 26, 2008, 2:17 pm,
I'd question a few but that still leaves an impressively long list -- but I don't see Canada there (strange!).
Matters_Not - December 27, 2008, 6:31 am,
oh man...sean you left yourself wide open on this one. but seeing as how we JUST got over our last spat, i will save my cheap shots...but just this
Sean - December 27, 2008, 1:38 pm,
Ah go for it. It's all in good fun. Might I suggest: "Hey asshat, what do you think keeps Canada free 24/7 since 1867?" (all dates are approximations) "Hoser!"
Sean - December 27, 2008, 1:44 pm,
* gasp * Oh man, that "Hoser!" comment really crossed the line.
Matters_Not - December 27, 2008, 8:55 pm,
how often do you drink again? lol
Anonymous - December 28, 2008, 8:09 pm,
Most of these countries shouldn't be here and as for the ones that should, didn't we nearly destroy them in an attempt to mold them into our vision of "freedom"
WTFO - December 29, 2008, 1:40 am,
Aw, how cute. Another "blame the US because it is an evil empire" liberal. Removing butal dictators bent destroying other countries and killing their own citizens is a pretty good definition of "freedom" in my book.
Sean - December 29, 2008, 1:42 am,
"our vision of freedom" ... I do detect a hint of post-modernism.
LogicDude - December 29, 2008, 2:15 pm,
Each and every one of these countries has prospered more since "liberation" than they ever did under their former regimes.
dubya - December 29, 2008, 9:48 pm,
I'm George bush, and I approve this motifake
XLH - December 30, 2008, 7:51 pm,
I'm all for America leading the world - why shouldn't it...? But I do need to point out that the poster takes some liberties there... a lot of those countries were either a) not liberated by American forces, b) Liberated by Allied forces (including Americ
HtD - December 30, 2008, 11:37 pm,
My OCD wants to put it in alphabetical order.
WTFO - December 31, 2008, 11:36 pm,
Just for the record, this poster was created by an Australian political cartoonist. I would rather have it in chronological order myself.
Sean - January 1, 2009, 12:05 am,
Fuckin' Aussies ... always causing trouble ... we outta find some big island somewhere 'n deport those bastards.
PSA - January 1, 2009, 7:40 pm,
yeah that place is call AUSTRALIA
Sean - January 1, 2009, 8:31 pm,
Very funny, but that's obviously made up. Nice try though.
TK - January 3, 2009, 8:38 am,
Forgot Phillipines, Guadacanal, Iwo Jima, Okinawa, Cuba, China, to name a few more
Matters_Not - January 4, 2009, 2:48 am,
Iwo Jima is not a counrty. it is a part of the ogasawara islands wich are still considered a "part" of tokyo, Japan.
Matters_Not - January 4, 2009, 2:51 am,
also......why do you say Cuba? we never liberated them!
Matters_Not - January 4, 2009, 2:55 am,
China? where was i for that one?
Sean - January 4, 2009, 2:55 am,
Not ... yet ... * index finger touch to nose *
Sean - January 4, 2009, 2:56 am,
not yet = Cuba *sigh*
EUfag - January 4, 2009, 3:56 am,
brainwashed morons. u took it up the A from ur drillsarge one time too many
Matters_Not - January 4, 2009, 3:57 am,
what the hell is this dude talking about below? someone help me out here.
Elder God Douchebag - January 4, 2009, 11:58 am,
Considering the usage of -fag in its name, I'm gonna have to go with /b/tard.
LogicDude - January 4, 2009, 2:52 pm,
At one time or another in our nation's history we either freed, helped to free, or assisted these places from takeover. A lot of them in the last century...have to look at every conflict we were in to see some of them.
WTFO - January 4, 2009, 10:38 pm,
/b/, how many servivemen/women do you know? If you're an American, then your a disrespectful uneducated piece of shit for trying to put down those who defend your freedom.
WTFO - January 4, 2009, 10:39 pm,
...if you're not American, I'm sure we'll be visiting your country soon. I recommend investing in ear-plugs, bombing runs can get pretty loud.
WTFO - January 4, 2009, 10:50 pm,
BTW, Matters not. China was fighting Japan in the 2nd Seno-Japanese war, which came to an end when the US got Japan to surrender in 1945.
Matters_Not - January 4, 2009, 11:23 pm,
huh! thanks for the info WTFO. i knew they were involved with japan but i still dont know if i would consider them for the list on the poster. does that qualify?
WTFO - January 4, 2009, 11:38 pm,
Like I said, I didn't create the poster so the list isn't by my standards. However, I think it should count.
WTFO - January 4, 2009, 11:39 pm,
...because the 2nd Seno-Japanese war ended up being rolled into WWII. Therefore, China was our ally at the time.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 2:10 am,
but they were commies. and we ended up fighting them again in N Korea 10 years later. im torn on this one bud
John - January 5, 2009, 3:46 am,
America, we'll liberate the SHIT out of you!
LogicDude - January 5, 2009, 7:27 am,
MN, China didn't become a real Communist nation (actually EVER) until 1949 - after WWII. They chased the good guys onto what we now call Taiwan.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 6:08 pm,
we fought china on N. Korean soil in the early 50's. also....wasn't china invading Tibet at that time also? im gonna have to look this up now.....its gonna bug me....thnx
Lixus - January 6, 2009, 2:57 am,
Haha! Ain't this somethink :D What can I say, well.. "Thanks for nothing " :D
Porcelina - January 6, 2009, 3:06 am,
Thanks for nothing? By no means do I support war, but never say thanks for nothing. We have our freedom (for the most part), so if you would like to go move to China go right the fuck ahead.
WTFO - January 7, 2009, 12:15 am,
Hey, Porc! We're on the same side on this one. Excellent!
Elder God Douchebag - January 7, 2009, 12:33 am,
Until China can pump out freedom at three cents a unit, you mean, Porcelina? Freedom with traces of lead?
Elder God Douchebag - January 7, 2009, 12:34 am,
That was a bad joke, I apologize.
WTFO - January 7, 2009, 12:44 am,
Bad joke, forgiven.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 7, 2009, 1:21 am,
America does indeed rock freedom, and it rocks it hard!
William Clinton - January 8, 2009, 4:29 am,
Go Team America!
insanit - January 20, 2009, 1:38 am,
When the hell did America save finland?
WTFO - January 25, 2009, 12:20 am,
Finland was occupied by the Nazis in WWII. Allied forces liberated them.
oh shuddup - January 25, 2009, 12:58 pm,
Then how come nobody likes the fuckers ?
LogicDude - January 25, 2009, 3:17 pm,
Sometimes it's hard to ask for help and even harder to say "thank you" after you get it.
oh shuddup - January 25, 2009, 8:40 pm,
ive been blessed to work with yanks in kosovo and bosnia, still fucking confused as how they got to be a superpower, because throwing money at problems is hardly the way to go. "oh we like mcdonalds so we better build one here" is just wrong
LogicDude - January 26, 2009, 8:23 am,
We are fueled by the Big Mac...kind of sucks at times, but that and french fries are what we run on.
oh shuddup - January 26, 2009, 12:24 pm,
hell ill eat it, i prefer healthy food, but ill eat burgers, but the thing is expecting other cultures, that are way off, to adopt the lifestyle, because it works for the states. I was reading up on romans a couple of weeks back and their way of ->
oh shuddup - January 26, 2009, 12:26 pm,
aculturation, was allowing tribes and people come to them, giving them time, allowing them to want to be like them, not the forcefeeding that big companies do, and the politics condone. you cant change the fuckers overnight. gotta show that shiny carrot
oh shuddup - January 26, 2009, 12:28 pm,
and wait for them to come around... nobody likes living in the shit, just takes some people longer to realize it. In the end they come around to us. just cant scream in their ears "WE ARE NUMBER ONE" all the fucking time
greg - January 27, 2009, 10:24 am,
f** u fat asses what u call "freedom" is ur stinky capitalism, u fu**ing NAZIS I hope u all burn in hell. CURSE AMERICA land of stupidity and money
LogicDude - January 27, 2009, 10:58 am,
Poor greg...he's never been quite the same since the "Brady Bunch" went off the air.
oh shuddup - January 27, 2009, 2:03 pm,
so where you from greg ole boy? somewhere european i suppose, with the western values? or perhaps one of those bastions of democracy such as Saudi Arabia or Yemen? cuz we know those fuckers got freedom... come on, yanks arent perfect, but they are the
oh shuddup - January 27, 2009, 2:05 pm,
closest thing to stable and normal values, sure MTV sucks and Mcdonalds make you fat, and dumb people roam the place, but you take a look at kosovars, and youll be begging to live in hicksville alabama in 2 seconds, and im not even white
Mark - January 27, 2009, 2:29 pm,
oh shuddup - At risk of getting too personal, are you with KFOR or what? I spent some time in FYROM at CAS. Is Brown & Root Services still working there and what is your opinion of BRS? If you feel it inappropriate to answer, I'll understand.
oh shuddup - January 27, 2009, 3:00 pm,
no fucking idea what you just said. I was in a SFOR in 99 in Gorazde, and in KFOR 08 in slim lines Pirstina. not being inapropriate is that some px thing?
not-american - February 17, 2009, 8:28 pm,
wow. the sheer arrogance of americans will never cease to amaze me. it's like you think the world would fall to shit if you weren't there to invdade countries every couple of years. you didn't stop WW1, you didn't stop WWII. there WERE no WMD in iraq.Deal
LogicDude - February 17, 2009, 11:44 pm,
Awwwww poor guy, inferiority complex got ya down? Join up with the ragheads and help to put us in our place then. I'm sure we can find a suicide belt for you somewhere to practice with...
xxx - February 19, 2009, 2:29 pm,
yeah.... i love when americans say that they won ww 1/2..... they just come up in last few days, and hooray-we won, you all should be grateful..... lol
Captain History - February 20, 2009, 6:40 am,
PNG was part of Australia at the time - also wrt ww2 thanks for profiteering before coming in...Really helped the allied cause...
Purity - March 25, 2009, 7:30 am,
Another dictator overthrown and country occupied by America's new wave of imperialism. Yay... Nothing against the servicemen though. Most of them, anyways... Who am I kidding?.. I hate America... -_-;
WTFO - March 25, 2009, 11:40 pm,
We provide freedom, not imperialism. You can hate all you want but few other countries in the world have what it takes to do the right thing. So Step Up or Step Aside.
Hector - March 26, 2009, 7:54 am,
I'd like to suggest reading a book or two or three. Chalmers Johnson's "Blowback" series. At least Wiki Chalmers Johnson and read a synopsis. America is not intrinsically evil but America's government often acts shamefully.
WTFO - March 27, 2009, 5:48 pm,
I would argue semantics on that, H. We can look at the bunch running the show now and see that clearly.
Aqa - April 10, 2009, 9:47 am,
...Agendas aside, the list just names countries on whose territories wars were fought, and the US were involved at a point. It doesn't even take notice if the US were connected with any regime change. You could make a list, but this is not it. It's..dumb
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 8:57 pm,
This list came from an Australian political cartoonist. It represents a foreign national's belief in how the US has provided freedom around the globe. It's dumb to not respect a nation that has fought and sacrificed for so many others' freedoms.
GTFOEurofags - April 17, 2009, 9:34 am,
Some Europeans in here are in dire need of a history lesson. Americans didn't win WWII? Gee, I'm sorry. I must have missed the part where Europeans won the war in the Pacific or did jack shit on the western front. Russians and Americans won WWII. Everyone
GTFOEurofags - April 17, 2009, 9:36 am,
- else was just dead weight. The French had gotten their ass handed to them, and the Brits were hiding in subway tunnels. The war started in '39, America got into it in '41 and it ended in '45. Last few days my ass. Everybody loves to hate on the USA but
GTFOEurofags - April 17, 2009, 9:37 am,
- they come running as soon as the shit hits the fan. Man up, you Eurotrash pussies - throughout history you and other countries have needed help, whether or not you had the spine to admit it. The least you can do is man up and thank those who gave their
GTFOEurofags - April 17, 2009, 9:37 am,
- lives for yours.
Elredin - April 21, 2009, 9:30 pm,
ok one more time america we DONT hate you for your help no we are quite greatful but we DO hate the fact you keep reminding us of it at every opportunity besides we faught too and without us as well you would have fallen too we won the war TOGETHER!
Sean - April 21, 2009, 9:34 pm,
AMERICA They're kinda like the father-in-law, who loaned you the money that time ... so you and your pregant wife ... could move out of his basement.
LogicDude - April 22, 2009, 2:22 pm,
BTW Sean, now that you bring it up you still owe me $500 Canadian.
WTFO - April 25, 2009, 11:28 pm,
LD, cosider it a write off, $500 Canadian is only like $200 American (or it was until the market tanked). WWII was won by the Allies not by the US alone. However, our involvement was significant and it angers me to hear all the US bashing that goes on in
WTFO - April 25, 2009, 11:30 pm,
Europe about us. The Russians had a mojor impact on the war as well. The difference is the US didn't keep the countries it liberated. We only asked for a little land to bury our dead who bravely fought for Europe's freedom. Fast forward to today, and we
WTFO - April 25, 2009, 11:32 pm,
that NATO, which was created out of WWII, doesn't have much military teeth without US involvement. When countries are being attacked (from outside aggression or from within) it's the US who answers the call to save lives and promote liberty. At the same
WTFO - April 25, 2009, 11:35 pm,
time we are being called imperialists, terrorists, etc. from the leaders of some of our WWII allies. No country in the history of the world has helped other countries more through humanitarian and military efforts. I'm proud of the US and how it helps
WTFO - April 25, 2009, 11:37 pm,
others. However, I don't expect recognition or appreciation (it'd be nice but I don't expect it) for the US. In the military, we don't do it for recognition. We do it because someone has to hold the line. I'm proud to be on that line protecting others.
mooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 1:09 am,
While I agree that the US did a lot of good during WW2. WTFO, did u say allied forces liberated Finland ? You know "Allied" doesn't mean American Right?
Canuck - April 27, 2009, 12:06 am,
Uh if you dont do it for the recognition why do you put up posters like this 1 you lying hypocrite. i am sure most servicemen have good intentions but you just seem to want a pat on the back and a hero cookie.
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 1:08 am,
Yes, cow, I understand that the US didn't act alone in several of the efforts of bring freedom. For Timmy Canuck, again with the ignorant personal attacks, you pathetic little butt pirate? I submit posters like this as a tribute to those brave men and
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 1:10 am,
men and women that served before me, for those brave folks I serve with today and for those who will follow in our footsteps. It also recognizes the country that has brought more freedom to the world than any other in history (at great cost). If you think
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 1:11 am,
this poster is self-serving then that is your opinion (which like others you've posted, is wrong and highlights your own ignorance) and I have no interest in changing your opinion. You can't bring logic to the blissfully ignorant.
moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 1:18 am,
Why do you keep calling me cow?
mooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 1:20 am,
Is it because your speak and spell tells you to? I am not a cow!!!
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 2:09 am,
Seriously?? You type MOOOOOOOOOO all over this site and don't know why I called you a cow? If you were any more ignorant, someone would have to water you twice a week.
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 2:10 am,
How about I call you Bullshit or BS for now on since that is all you know how to post. FOMF!
mooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 30, 2009, 11:28 am,
Wow you really just don't get it do you? Answer my question about the "white" tag. Otherwise I'm done with your racist bullshit. Seriously. Justify it.
moooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 30, 2009, 12:21 pm,
While I'm at it. You type hate all over this site. And don't know why I call you a racist? Have fun living in your dream world.
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 5:45 pm,
You asked the same question in a few of my posters. I answered it in one of them but here you go again: If you've ever created a poster (instead of just trashing others' work) you'd know that tags pop up automatically. The phrase "white" was appropriate
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 5:47 pm,
in another poster and I missed deleting it where it didn't belong. I have since gotten better about providing more thorough edits of my posters. Please provide evidence of my "hate" for any race on this site. Disagreeing with someone's policies doesn't
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 5:48 pm,
equate to hating his race. Only a retarded fucknut would make that connection. Far-left ass holes like you are defending their choices by labeling anyone who dares to disagree as a "racist". It is just as stupid as when the far right jerks labeled
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 5:50 pm,
anyone who spoke out against the war as "unpatriotic" or for the enemy. While some folks' actions and words were definitely unpatriotic and helpful to the enemy, most were not and shouldn't have been lumped in with that hateful group. But again, PROVE my
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 5:51 pm,
hate for anyone's race on this site! I can show you were I've blasted those for their racism.
Dutch guy - May 28, 2009, 2:42 pm,
Things I noticed: Netherlands was liberated by the canadians with help of usa. China was never liberated by any nation. Finland was an ally of germany and was never liberated but held its independance because of a deal with the russians.
Dutch guy - May 28, 2009, 2:44 pm,
I am not anti USA but just want to clarify some things that are wrong by this austrian guy who made this poster. Still a funny poster tough with the sarcasm in it.
LogicDude - May 28, 2009, 3:02 pm,
True - those countries listed that were freed during WW2 should probably be footnoted to include our "Allies" - but US troops were the first in the Netherlands during Operation Market Garden, liberating Eindhoven (101st Abn) and Nijmegen (82nd Abn)...
LogicDude - May 28, 2009, 3:04 pm,
China received assistance first from US pilots in the "Flying Tigers" and also massive logistical support. A US Army General - "Vinegar Joe" Stilwell - also served as the Chinese Leader's Chief of Staff. The Finland bullet was probably due to their...
LogicDude - May 28, 2009, 3:06 pm,
receipt of assistance from the Allies in the latter part of WW2. They pretty much pwned anyone who tried to mess with them though...bunch of badasses on skis!
Agent K - May 28, 2009, 3:16 pm,
pretty much every island in the south pacific should be on there as well
Dutch guy - May 28, 2009, 3:47 pm,
Youre right logic dude about the massive support to china and the help of congeuring the netherlands but I tought the british were the first to enter holland. Even before operation market garden.
LogicDude - May 28, 2009, 3:52 pm,
Market Garden was the first entry - other than by Agents - into the Netherlands. The British 1st Airborne Division dropped into Arnhem as part of Market Garden and XXX Corps (Brit armored forced) was poised to attack up the highway. Check out the movie...
LogicDude - May 28, 2009, 3:53 pm,
"A Bridge Too Far" for a pretty accurate depiction of the Op. Great movie!!!
Dutch guy - May 28, 2009, 4:33 pm,
Nah but the south of holland was already partially liberated.
LogicDude - May 28, 2009, 8:14 pm,
If by "liberated" you mean some of the women were going braless and could vote...maybe. ;-)
Dutch army - May 29, 2009, 3:46 am,
Free then :P
WTFO - May 30, 2009, 1:09 am,
Wow, LogicDude. You are a wealth of info. Good on ya!
Anon - July 24, 2009, 2:36 am,
a name of no use - July 24, 2009, 2:55 am,
Todd Snyder - September 3, 2009, 10:03 pm,
Amen - 5 lions 4 u!
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 7:45 pm,
Thanks, TS.
iliketuna - October 13, 2009, 5:07 pm,
can afghanistan really be put on there until you've finished the job?
WTFO - October 14, 2009, 12:03 am,
Well, we did help free them from the Russian invasion. Unfortunately, Congress didn't fund rebuilding efforts that may have prevented the Taliban from taking control. Hopefully, we can do it right this time and maybe add a (2) next to the country.
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