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BABY JESUS BUTT PLUG

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Sean - November 14, 2008, 6:47 pm,
Funny. Disturbing. And unfortunately, educational: I now think I know what a "dildo creche" is ... but not why it would need a centerpiece. Maybe Martha Stewart can help us out, there.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 14, 2008, 7:11 pm,
And the three wise men wisely left their gifts and said 'Look, we gotta go. Enjoy your myrrh. There's also some gold and frankincense. Sorry to run, we're not judging, we just have another appointment in um, Egypt.
Sean - November 14, 2008, 7:14 pm,
I'm now all confused again. Is a creche anything like a manger? The French word for it, maybe?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 14, 2008, 10:50 pm,
A creche is a small French pastry filled with buttercream, and manger is the French word for 'to eat', so it is entirely disgusting in the present context.
Sean - November 15, 2008, 12:19 am,
ooh, ooh, ooh, oooooh
Charles - November 15, 2008, 9:28 pm,
MWLF, you are most wise. In a very disturbing way lol.
murderblade - December 17, 2008, 8:59 pm,
jesus is inside all of us, some ways different than other's.
Sean - December 18, 2008, 12:22 pm,
... and in some ways more deeply satisfyng, than in others ...
Firefly - June 19, 2009, 10:18 am,
It's where religion belongs.
Firefly - June 19, 2009, 10:19 am,
up someone's arse.
CANADA - July 30, 2009, 5:13 pm,
thats so distubing its funny
Ronski - September 23, 2009, 2:29 am,
Creche - like collection - or child care centre.... wtf??
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 2:33 am,
Ahhhh....Nostalgic poster comments.......No avatars, Sean has a million aliases.
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 2:35 am,
VERY funny to see all of those aliases.... back in the schizo days.
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 2:37 am,
Wait... why are you searching butt plug motifakes?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 2:40 am,
Ask Ronski.
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 2:42 am,
Is that a dig at my girl again?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 2:43 am,
No.....I woulda said ask "carmen sandiego"
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 2:44 am,
LMAO! So, it's just a more disturbing answer to a question I shouldn't have asked.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 2:44 am,
Some guy called Ronski brought this 1 up in the comments.....is your Chiquita called Ron?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 2:45 am,
"where in the world is aggy's tranny girlfriend"....no offense bud, Just trying to be funny.
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 2:51 am,
+i - but I was referring back to the motifake implications of Ron's carnal knowledge of my girl.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 2:54 am,
Is it just me ...or do chicks with "close to" guys names sound hotter?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 2:54 am,
I must have missed the Ron thing.
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 2:55 am,
Depends... are you in a local or a federal prison?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 2:56 am,
Tribal.....never been to Canada have you?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 2:58 am,
You know what I'm saying....Robbi...Stevie.....even Charlie, for Charlene......What's that # for AA again?
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 2:59 am,
I went to a public park and watched Canadian Bacon on my Zune... does that count?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 3:01 am,
Was there Maple syrup or at least a whore who looked like Celine or Pamela?
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 3:01 am,
I do agree, but then again, I'm somewhat partial to girls who can be "one of the guys".
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 3:03 am,
Celine? Not a fan of that look... nor her stupidity. I worked at Caesars Palace when her husband would play there... she'd come down to VIP occasionally. Ding-bat is the nicest I could say about her.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 3:04 am,
Thank God it's not just me......Mrs. Moooooooooooo goes by "Dani"....and can outrun me and drink me under the table.
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 3:06 am,
Awesome. Any girl who can pull off tomboy without losing a feminine side is gold in my book.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 3:08 am,
I think you'd like her.....until the Irish came out, and she decapitated you for paying her a compliment.
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 3:09 am,
Tsk tsk... I'm old-school italian... my compliments are usually back-handed, and I enjoy getting a back-hand for saying them.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 3:20 am,
The difference between Irish and Italian is.. an Irish girl can't cook but she CAN dismember your corpse and covertly serve it in a dish made primarily from potatoes and dirt.....and no-ones the wiser.
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 3:21 am,
That's what makes them so enjoyable. A little challenge is good.
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 3:22 am,
An ital girlfriend of mine (back in the day) got mad because I told her sister I liked her new hair color. Woke up at 3am to her trying to cut my wrist with a steak knife. 16 stitches.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 3:27 am,
My ex (also Irish) stabbed me 4 times with a hair pin...cuz I called her skinny. (since when is that an insult")
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 3:27 am,
?*
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 3:31 am,
Odd, isn't it? Butit's better than calling one plump and watching them lose their butt and chest in the process of getting down to their birthweight.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 3:34 am,
I've never had a "plump" one.....Skinny chicks gravitate to me....I have a lot more Mass......It's a "cosmic" thing.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 3:35 am,
Also....I'm kinda fat.
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 3:36 am,
Lucky you. I attract the more... spirited ones. And as it turns out, crazy isn't weight-specific.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 3:38 am,
But remember......skinny leads to screwed up "cycles" ughhh.....which leads to unpredictable stabbings and general assaults.
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 3:38 am,
Never a big one... but not all skinny. I'm italian, I cook, I eat. I'm not comfortable with a girl who won't eat.
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 3:39 am,
But with a clear weight advantage... you should have a bit of control.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 3:41 am,
Last night Mrs.Mooooooo ate 2 burgers and a large fries......I only got through the first burger (cannibal) and most of the fries..........She's 104lbs....I'm pushing 240.....figure that shit out.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 3:42 am,
BTW....I'm deeply afraid of her.
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 3:43 am,
You've got the irish thing... and with metabolism like that? The mental and physical combo is lethal!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 3:45 am,
She's actually a real sweetheart.....Until I piss her off.....I take a lot of Flak over Motifake.
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 3:48 am,
Yeah, well... it's like 3 stooges or monty python... most chicks just don't get it.
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 3:49 am,
Hell, I haven't told my girl about it.... and wouldn't until 6 months after she moved in.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 3:52 am,
I just throw her facebook addiction back at her......Don't have a page, Never will..(stabby ex has been looking for me there)
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 3:54 am,
Ahhhh... smart move. I've got facebook... by my goddaughters' requests... and now people I'd gladly forgotten about have found me.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 3:55 am,
The way I see it.....If I wanted to stay in touch with those assholes....I would have gotten their e-mails and phone #'s.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 4:01 am,
Anyway....things are getting blurry....and AK said he'd call with a bedtime story.......so...Have a good Siesta.
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 4:01 am,
Hindsight 20/20
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 4:02 am,
Night Man.
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 4:03 am,
Ciao. Take care.
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