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Something every single one of you will experience when I tell you that this is Narutarded's new girlfriend.

Creator: Briton of Rose

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LogicDude - November 7, 2008, 12:41 pm,
Intelligent Design: God's foreknowledge that I would sprain my right wrist seeing this and giving me a left wrist so I can finish. *fap**fap*-OW!-*fap**fap*
Narutarded - November 7, 2008, 1:07 pm,
Before anyone asks: Yes, I gave Briton permission to post this. And no, there will not be any pictures or video. Sorry, boys.
pervo - November 7, 2008, 1:22 pm,
See, Scott? That's what a nice girlfriend looks like.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 7, 2008, 5:01 pm,
Is that Denise Milani? Is this on the level?
Porcelina - November 7, 2008, 9:30 pm,
... now I just need to wait for a hott gay girl to magically reside in chicago
Overlord Douchebag - November 7, 2008, 9:41 pm,
I could just, like..Pick you up in the Flying Death Fortress.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 7, 2008, 10:55 pm,
I'll bet there are plenty of hot lesbians in Chicago. Ummm, I have to go now.
Charles - November 7, 2008, 11:15 pm,
Who is that? I swear I just pulled a muscle, er, saw a picture set of her recently.
Briton of Rose - November 8, 2008, 10:32 am,
Actually, her name is Jessica and she gets mistaken for Denise Milani on a regular basis. And Porcelina, she's originally from the South Side.
Porcelina - November 8, 2008, 10:59 am,
FROM THE SOUTH SIDE!? Wow. The south side is baddddddd. I lived by the south end a while ago... I'm surprised she's still alive.
LogicDude - November 8, 2008, 12:18 pm,
My Goddess has a name and it is 'Jessica'...
Shtoink - November 10, 2008, 2:52 am,
ive seen posters of her elsewhere usually acompanied by the caption "Rape"...
Narutarded - November 10, 2008, 4:30 am,
Her dumbass ex "Gino" took this pic, and when she kicked his cheating ass to the curb he put it on the 'net. Along with her phone #, license plate, and address.
Narutarded - November 10, 2008, 4:31 am,
She has since sold the car, changed phone #'s, and moved in with me.
pervo - November 10, 2008, 12:03 pm,
Does she need any rebound sex? I have a raging 5"-er waiting for her!
Narutarded - November 12, 2008, 12:05 pm,
Hey, pervo, it's guys like you that make me glad she's gone lesbo.
pervo - November 12, 2008, 12:17 pm,
She'll be back!
Da5id - November 15, 2008, 3:29 pm,
Nice shoes!
Shtoink - November 26, 2008, 4:25 am,
proof or im not fox mulder!
shtoink - November 26, 2008, 4:27 am,
and by proof i mean like you 2 together playing cards or beating someone up. and for a small fee "Gino" can be taken care of...
Narutarded - November 26, 2008, 6:30 am,
Go to the Forums, read my post under "Introductions". There will be no photos.
Porcelina - December 5, 2008, 3:49 pm,
I envy both Brett and her girlfriend.
LogicDude - December 5, 2008, 5:58 pm,
Hell...I envy the washing machine they throw their dirty undies in...
MeanGene - December 11, 2008, 4:54 pm,
Her left leg is freaking me out. Can't enjoy the great rack with that oddly set leg...
Culos - December 11, 2008, 5:00 pm,
A life lesson son: If she looks like this, bag the head, put the left leg on the right hand side table and the right leg on the left hand side table, grab hold of those titties so you don't fall off and fuck as hard and as long as you can. Don't stay for
Culos - December 11, 2008, 5:00 pm,
*Don't stay for breakfast and don't ever call her again.
pro - December 11, 2008, 7:07 pm,
Maybe she stands like that to weather out the perifious odour?
LogicDude - December 11, 2008, 7:10 pm,
Easy there gents...that's Narutarded's - a respected community member - "Significant Other" show a little respect.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 11, 2008, 11:54 pm,
Yeah, Narutarded obviously sets some high standards for herself. I don't think there's any perifious anything here. Why isn't this higher ranked? Are there that many blind gay motifakers with no computer mice?
pro - December 12, 2008, 3:32 am,
Maybe their right hands are otherwise occupied?
pro - December 12, 2008, 3:35 am,
By the way, MWLF, we need to construct the etymology of "perifious". I suspect the "peri" comes from "perineal". This would mean the male equivalent is "fellifious" (from "phallos"). And the anal equivalent "rectifious" (from "rectum").
pro - December 12, 2008, 3:36 am,
And a sweaty nutsack would be "scrotifious" (from "scrotum").
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 12, 2008, 7:50 am,
You've thought about this too much. pro, you may need to back slowly away from the computer and seek out either a book or the outdoors. :)
barockeva - December 13, 2008, 9:22 am,
Obviously a raging slut.
Narutarded - December 13, 2008, 9:24 pm,
You must be a prissy little prude, barockeva. She's had one boyfriend, and now she's in a committed, monogamous relationship. So what if she prefers women like me? It's narrow-minded people like you who prove that we're not going to hell... WE'RE ALREADY
Narutarded - December 13, 2008, 9:26 pm,
yon - January 15, 2009, 8:53 pm,
good genes to bad shes gone lesbo and they wont be passed on to the next generation and yet another ugly couple will breed more ugly children...*sigh* such a loss
Narutarded - January 16, 2009, 10:16 am,
Actually, we were discussing the possibility of starting a family. And no, we're not looking for sperm donors.
ikilblax - March 23, 2009, 9:16 pm,
omg why isn't she in a kitchen LOL
Narutarded - March 24, 2009, 1:39 pm,
Because she's lying in my bed, thoroughly and orgasmically exhausted. Oh, by the way "ikilblax", your mommy called. She said you should stop visiting 4chan and go back to playing "Deliverance" with your cousin Billy Bob.
ikilblax - March 24, 2009, 8:34 pm,
haha you wish... by the way thanks for the message... oh and can you do me a favor tell your mom no more late night visits, tell her im free around noon though
Porcelina - March 24, 2009, 11:15 pm,
Hey, ''ishootblanks'' how about you get your facts straight before you even attempt to talk shit? Oh wait- that would entail not being a worthless troll, eh?
ikilblax - March 25, 2009, 10:24 pm,
Whoah vicious! lol you have a good point tho. Although I'd like to offer you the same advise you just offered me =O... by the way its "kil" not "shoot"
HtD - March 26, 2009, 1:26 am,
Wow, that joke went completely over his head.
who cares - June 7, 2009, 2:34 pm,
what porno is this chick in?
Briton of Rose - June 7, 2009, 9:39 pm,
@who cares: If you had taken the time to read the rest of the comments on this poster, you might have been able to avoid insulting my best friend's significant other. You're just lucky that Narutarded and Jessica are vacationing in Fiji right now.
agdaniele - June 7, 2009, 9:41 pm,
As they said in the 80's, Briton... take a val.
Briton of Rose - June 7, 2009, 9:52 pm,
I just don't like people insulting my friends, that's all I'm saying...
agdaniele - June 7, 2009, 10:04 pm,
Stop and think... this person doesn't know Naru, nor would he/she have any idea who this is a picture of... It's similar to the question asked on 50% of the "hottie" pics posted here. Find a better cause celebre. Good looks are a priviledge and a curse.
agdaniele - June 7, 2009, 10:13 pm,
AND, to those without "retaining" fingers, it's a privilege.
Koradan - June 22, 2009, 2:07 pm,
Her left leg is bending BACKWARDS!! -- KINKY!!
CANADA - January 21, 2010, 4:43 pm,
Here Faceplant
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